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Kenosha Rioters Vandalize Synagogue ('Free Palestine'), Church ('BLM') (www.breitbart.com) 🥾🔨 BURN, LOOT, MURDER 🔨🥾
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– SwampMonsterJesus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Too bad Jurassic Park cloning isn't real. We could unleash squads of Deinonychus on them.

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– somercet 3 points ago +3 / -0

We had that: the Dick Cheney Vice-Presidential Assassination Squad:

Q. What proof is there that the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad has dinosaurs?
A. Can you imagine a Dick Cheney Assassination Squad without some sort of dinosaur mount? Do you have any idea how ludicrous that sounds?

Q. What are the qualifications to join the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad?
A. You must:

  • Be a Republican.
  • Have shot a lawyer in the face.
  • Not have allergies to dinosaurs.
  • Have never let a hippie come within one hundred feet of you without being punched.
  • Own stock in Halliburton.

Additionally, it helps to be part robot like Dick Cheney.

Q. Can you be fully a robot?
A. Of course not. Having robots riding dinosaurs is just asking for trouble.

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