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posted ago by Talismanace ago by Talismanace +808 / -0

Fuck... Burn Loot Murder's gonna want him dead even more now, We HAVE to ensure his safety, cause dead men don't testify.

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Yankreeeedoodle 24 points ago +24 / -0

He will be high on the list of desired partners if he ever gets his badge.

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NahNovaBrah 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is calling someone a murderer slander if they haven't been through a trial yet? If so hopefully he gets his pay day too.

We might be soon watching the SRNN (Sandmann-Rittenhouse News Network) after he gets his CNN money and puts them out of business.

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SpaceForceMilitia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should be, but man that ship sailed about 20 years ago at least. Hope we can steer it back.

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JesusMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go ask that murderer OJ Simpson

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Meatbank84 10 points ago +10 / -0

When I was 17, in the early 00s. I was sleeping until noon, playing Everquest 12 hours a day, and consuming beers by the dozens of 30 packs.

This kid, actually scratch that HERO needs all the help we can send his way.

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ArcticDark 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was banishing demons in Black Temple in wow at 17.... this Champion is banishing demons in Wisconsin.... oof

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AetherSurreal 2 points ago +3 / -1

They were not prepared....

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chuckachookah 6 points ago +7 / -1

Next slogan: Defund Police Cadets.

Have at it Nancy and Sniffy Joe.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watch the new American Hero rise to replace the old version, a spoiled millionaire athlete that can't get past the first chapter of a book.

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Tellguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cadet? Needs a promotion.

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JesusMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of Peter Wang, Alaina Petty, and Martin Duque, the JROTC cadets from Stoneman-Douglass who were posthumously accepted to West Point and awarded medals for their heroism during the shooting

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

That explains a lot of things.

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Spezcuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow! The dude is literally superman. All thats missing is the cape.