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JesusMaga 216 points ago +216 / -0

That’s because Wayne lapierre is the NRA equivalent of Mitch McConnell

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malthrax 134 points ago +137 / -3

"LaPierre"?

Sounds French, to me.

And we all know about Frenchmen surrendering their firearms.

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FreeBased1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Proud lifetime member of GOA right here!

Can you even sign up for a lifetime membership anymore?? 🤔

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WassermanSchultz 21 points ago +21 / -0

I like cheese. I was a cheese maker.

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

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zooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Blessed are the cheese makers.

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AtomicShnoz 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be Frumunda? user name checks out

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lmao 19 points ago +19 / -0

I don't think they're all democrats

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BillionsAndBillions 18 points ago +19 / -1

We're not :)

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ThatOrcTsadok 1 point ago +1 / -0

what else can you expect from a country who's national animal is a chicken.

literally, go look it up if you want to call my bluff.

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glow-operator-2-0 34 points ago +36 / -2

Parkour, their national martial art, is all about running away as fast as you can.

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Deathlessly 25 points ago +26 / -1

It's actually a sport based on the early works of Pietre Parkour. He goes by the alias of l'homme-araignée as he goes from rooftop to rooftop fighting crime shooting sticky ropes from his wrists.

Not all French are cowards my dude.

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nancypelosiscarf 11 points ago +12 / -1

we know, we're just fucking around. and there was The French Resistance too.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ok that creates a smirk worthy of the Sandmann

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

But... It's... Hardcore parkour...

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just can't believe B13 was remade as Brick Mansions.

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NotInFormation 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s spelled “savate” although it does involve feet. Bruce borrowed from it, as he did from fencing and many other good sources.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

In one on one, I think the clinching of MMA > savate.

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SteelDriver 12 points ago +12 / -0

The French were bad asses until WWI devastated them. I agree they've been kind of bitches since then though.

Also, McConnell has been pretty damn good when on the defensive. I wish he could press his advantage more when he has it.

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Thebear390 17 points ago +17 / -0

Someone explained it to me this way; It’s what happens when you lose all of those fighting men, and then over a generation or two, who’s left but the weak and everyone else who stayed behind and didn’t fight. Certainly not the only cause but a huge contributing factor. Take ww2 into account and it explains a lot of Europe

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kjj9 12 points ago +12 / -0

The guy in charge of French defense in WW2 had been at Verdun 25 years earlier. Literally hundreds of thousands dead - ~2500 dead per day (average) for 302 days.

I've heard some historians say that when the Blitz came, he didn't have the stomach for another slaughter. And it was obvious within a day or two that slaughter was the only option - 3rd generation war was insanely effective at forming, then extinguishing, pockets. The Germans demonstrated skill at this basically from first contact.

If they hadn't surrendered, half of their young men would have died, and the rest would have surrendered a few days or a few weeks later anyway.

Skip forward 80 years, and observe that France is noticably less cucked than Germany. Still not great, of course. I think the theory is right - willingness to fight is genetic, and if your country loses too much of it, you are fucked even if it takes a century for the lack of those genes to be felt.

And the Frenchman who chose to save his nation's fighting men made the right choice. I hope it was enough.

(I basically stopped making French surrender jokes when I learned about Verdun and saw some pictures of the ossuary they built there. That is some sobering shit.)

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +2 / -1

Doesn't seem to apply to Russia.

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AtomicShnoz 4 points ago +4 / -0

The french were bitches before WWI. They repeatedly got their asses kicked in the 1700's until napoleon. After napoleon finally got his ass kicked they proceeded to get their asses kicked in 1870. which lead to WWI which lead to WWII. bitches always started another war because they were pissed off about getting their asses kicked.

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DrCowboyPresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

They repeatedly got their asses kicked in the 1700's until napoleon. After napoleon finally got his ass kicked

You skipped over a whole lot of Napoleonic ass kicking there

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn it you beat me to it. Anyone familiar with the famous "French Salute"?

It's the same as our "My hands are up, I surrender!"

The French are supposed to be our Revolutionary Allies. They even Gifted us the Statue Of Liberty, to Commemorate Our Success in attaining Liberty.

The Patriot (2000): A Lost Cause... And Then, the French https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKtMUPYyoOM

Cmon LaPierre, get the damn Lead Out Of Your Ass. You comfortable, bloated, chiseler. This is why you exist.

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Anyone3427 15 points ago +15 / -0

💯% agree.

🚁🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️<-filthy commies.

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themaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL I'm stealin that

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Monttek 12 points ago +12 / -0

I Love how you can clearly see Lefty at 2:29 running while holding his pistol in the small of his back. Obviously trying to close the distance to kill Kyle. 100% justified self defense.

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CRobinsFly 3 points ago +3 / -0

As expected, I have had several leftists in other forums say the armed lefty(if they even acknowledge he had a gun) would have been a hero if he successfully killed Kyle. Personally, I am sad he's now just a permanent leftist rather than worm-food.

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Liberty1885 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was telling someone the other day it's way past time to start stacking bodies, and the fact Conservatives haven't reacted yet showed how patient and restrained our side can be........But there is a breaking point and I think we are there...If its war these Godless baby murdering Democrats want then it's a War they will get

We have got to Support and stand behind this kid!!!!!

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nancypelosiscarf 1 point ago +2 / -1

absolutely. it depends on us whether kyle is the final straw.

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Boog_boi45 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they convict him Kyle will be main street’s Rodney King.

Minus the being high on drugs part.

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Tyrone_biggums 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does McConnell get zero love despite Ben Wallacing Obama’s last attempt at anointing a Supreme Court justice?

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aaafirefly123 17 points ago +17 / -0

He has done good, but he could have done so much better.

It’s not so much what he did do, it’s what he HASN’T done that’s the problem.

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CRobinsFly 2 points ago +2 / -0

RINOs are almost worse than the left. At least with leftists you can tell who they are and know not to trust them

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

McConnell has done plenty that's a problem. Example; he absolutely did not have to give any attention or credence to the bs articles of shampeachment. Could've stamped them "expired" and moved onto serious business. Which at the time was the beginning stages of CCPvirus.

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aaafirefly123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but in allowing the impeachment thing to go through he allowed the dems to make complete fools of themselves and their case.

It showed the world that the Democrats were liars, hypocrites, and it revealed Romney for the bitch ass he is.

Honestly the Dems impeaching Trump has been a blessing in disguise.

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SnowflakeJuice 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is more to his job than approving judges.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turtles McCuckell is a globalist. There is no redemption from that. You can't come back from betraying your country and its people.

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Pat_rickbateman2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s swamp. Won’t let Trump do any recess appointments.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Minus judge confirmations, so worse.

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dead on!