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glow-operator-2-0 34 points ago +36 / -2

Parkour, their national martial art, is all about running away as fast as you can.

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Deathlessly 25 points ago +26 / -1

It's actually a sport based on the early works of Pietre Parkour. He goes by the alias of l'homme-araignée as he goes from rooftop to rooftop fighting crime shooting sticky ropes from his wrists.

Not all French are cowards my dude.

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nancypelosiscarf 11 points ago +12 / -1

we know, we're just fucking around. and there was The French Resistance too.

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Obamas_Prolapse 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let's not forget the French had our backs during our revolution. They've also helped us out numerous more times. Traditionally, they're big on freedom and patriotism. Lafayette is a French hero to our country.

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DrCowboyPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's not forget the French had our backs during our revolution.

They just did it to fuck over Britain. They were hard left godless lefties.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ok that creates a smirk worthy of the Sandmann

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

But... It's... Hardcore parkour...

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Silly french fuckers. Parkour is falling with style

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just can't believe B13 was remade as Brick Mansions.

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NotInFormation 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s spelled “savate” although it does involve feet. Bruce borrowed from it, as he did from fencing and many other good sources.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

In one on one, I think the clinching of MMA > savate.

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