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Grindelwald 29 points ago +29 / -0

Great idea. Like corporate relocations do when the overhead gets to costly, the reorganize

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berson129 13 points ago +13 / -0

What would moving out of DC do? Is it so non DC people would work there then?

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Capitalist 19 points ago +19 / -0

It would also limit entire families working in various divisions of the government for generations.

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Gryffinofgold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep! Decentralize all that power.

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radioactivedk 8 points ago +8 / -0

The deep state socialites would just hate having to spend time in “fly over country”.

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Grindelwald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like all reorgs, you get to rehire the people you need and want. A lot won’t relocate so attrition can be an advantage. Allows right-sizing. Hinders burrowing by transfer. Frustrates lobbyists, hopefully. Utilizes the talent around the nation. Some agencies, like agriculture are better in the Midwest nearer its constituents. Most agencies are extremely bloated, except staff to the First Lady - that one was fixed a few years ago, haha

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rabdargab 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get everyone away from each other so they cant get too cozy and chummy. Same concept why they move you to a new duty station every 3 years in the Army.

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kommisar6 23 points ago +23 / -0

I like this idea. I think the disressed cities in this country would be a fine place to relocate the federal bureaucracy. I'm thinking Detroit, Gary, Fresno, Cleveland, Buffalo, and St. Louis. These cities need the stability of a bunch of federal employees.

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Johnkimble111 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wouldn't they all just get burned ground? Surely they need to be somewhere with a competent mayor and stable polcie force?

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stoic_troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Place these agencies in God's country where they can get right with the Lord.

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen!

This idea has my full and total endorsement!!

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Regeth 19 points ago +19 / -0

Department of Agriculture should be out in Nebraska, near all the cornfields. I would also place the FBI into prison.

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NihilistCaregiver 10 points ago +10 / -0

As long as that doesn't mean they keep pushing ethanol in gas. Bullshit gasahol.

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stoic_troll 0 points ago +2 / -2

I'm for ethanol automatically mixed with any foreign oil. They should keep domestic oil pure and sell both at the pump.

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never_dems 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you distribute it widely enough, a swamp becomes a a bunch of puddles. It' was always fun to jump on a puddle after a rain shower, The droplets scattered every where,

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libman [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe building a new America City in Oklahoma would do better than DC...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_center_of_the_United_States_population

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itsokaytobereggie 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would gladly live in America City, USA

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NihilistCaregiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

A massive fed agency in OK would increase the cost of living, which is one of the current perks of OK.

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ForTheWin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some of that has already been started. I think parts of the USDA got moved out to the Midwest.

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Farnsworth 10 points ago +10 / -0

No!!!!! The workers at the federal agencies are 95% democrats. That’s why DC and the bordering MD and VA counties are shitholes. We don’t want to move them in other states where they’ll turn any nice happy republican town into a democrat shithole.

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NihilistCaregiver 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think the hope is that the bureaucrats refuse to move so the agencies have to be re-created by people native to the new area.

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Farnsworth 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Hope” isn’t good enough for me. If they fire them all and then move the agencies I’ll be ok with that, but if they just hope the workers quit because they don”t want to move, then I think it’s too risky. We don’t want to destroy middle America by moving communists there who will vote for the same people that destroyed the city they came from.

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stoic_troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could require that these agencies hire a certain percentage of each local community.

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radioactivedk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like the idea of moving them physically far away from the entire NYC and northeastern population centers in general. The decades of coziness with the financial, media, and government power centers could use a shake up.

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DeepWinter 3 points ago +4 / -1

As a Virginia resident who works in the DC area, let me offer up some opinion on this matter.

Almost everyone who lives here works for the Federal government or in some way supports its infrastructure. It is an echo chamber of leftist ideas and the more people, who are required to move here because all of the federal work is here, the louder that echo becomes.

Breaking up the Federal agencies and moving them out of the tiny DC area (believe me, its tiny, we're stacked on top of stacks) will be a tremendous achievement. I know many who would rather quit their job than move to, say, Kansas, meaning that the Fed would have to hire locals in those areas.

In addition, it would help Virginia and Maryland politically as currently all the voting force in concentrated in this tiny area. So even if the the Democrat federal workers do move, it reduces the political power in Northern Virginia and allows the state to turn red again. Likewise for Maryland, which was also once a red state. Those Dems who move may one day turn an area blue, but it is also likely they'll be exposed to different ideas. Remember, it is a hardcore echo chamber here in DC right now.

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stoic_troll 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would agree with this sentiment. Austin is a cucked Democrat city but it is not nearly as bad as SF or Portland or Seattle because it's surrounded by Texas. That moderates them a bit.

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uvontheterrible 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is a fantastic idea.

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Rattler1775 8 points ago +8 / -0

About damn time.

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gnomenclature 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what I believe! Move our capital to mid-America. Sure, it would cost a fortune, but look at all the jobs that would be created - for years to come. And if someone from the west coast wants to go to visit, they don't have to cross the entire continent to do so. I love the idea of planting it in Kansas or Nebraska - in 'flyover' country. Let those dickheads call it that from their suburban Lincoln home. Haha.

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Bitchinmus2maximus3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dear lord yes!

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Phins360_FL 4 points ago +4 / -0

yes. but first eliminate 1/2 of them. LIke the Dept of Education first

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radioactivedk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve been preaching this for at least 20 years.

In the private sector, Bentonville, AR became a globalist swamp because every company begging for shelf space at Walmart and related had to be there to schmooze 24x7.

The same pattern has no place in representative government.

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Pray4USA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Defund the government! They waste soooo much money! Huge bureaucracy!!

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aaafirefly123 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES, put one federal agency in every US State Capital.

And then once that’s done, start adding them to the larger cities.

And make sure to put the FBI or CIA in Alaska, lord knows they deserve it.

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Portland or Seattle

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could use the extra security if you ask me.

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Freedom4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

The entire point of having them all in DC was that no one state would receive unequal favor or representation. Spreading out the disease wont cure it.

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like in school when the teacher separates the best friends who are always goofing off together.

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't want big government losers in my neck of the woods jacking up home prices and voting for hardcore communists. Just cut the government workforce by 50 to 90 percent. It's bloated beyond belief.

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cut the federal workforce instead. These globalist swamp rats would be able to bully us even more if they moved into our states, cities, and neighborhoods like Stasi spies. Keep them in the DMV region.

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SilverStarv5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not both?

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TheNewRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the technology for interoperability. This is how you destroy the swamp.

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glevert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant. Move the agencies where they make the most sense. It's too easy for ivory tower managers to make rules and regulations over something when they are so far from reality.

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

One million percent support this! Return the power to the people.

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SamQuentin1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grenell 2024

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Ninexx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this dude.

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2020magavision 2 points ago +2 / -0

Simple. Genius. Simply GENIUS!! I love this guy.

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +2 / -1

DO IT!!!

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TheRedPlanet 1 point ago +2 / -1

First to go should be the FBI

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +2 / -1

Do IT!!!!