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goodbeerbetterviews2 292 points ago +302 / -10

Funny, but a little retarded to put on yourself forever lol.

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frankenbox 171 points ago +172 / -1

This is Kyle's leg. Jail tattoo.

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Chaotikizm 61 points ago +61 / -0

Well then, he needs two more tattoos to create the scene then.

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Jack 33 points ago +33 / -0

I got a suggestion for one of the two

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MW23232 7 points ago +9 / -2

IDK whether there even was an exit wound. Shouldn't there have been one? And why do the two wounds look so different? Did Kyle really shoot the first guy, or just assume he did and it was actually someone else maybe following the guy that died and Kyle? To me, it does not look like Kyle even turns around when the gunfire starts, but what do I know?

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BishopofBlackpool 18 points ago +19 / -1

There were loads of gunshots going off around that time. Plenty of people on rooftops defending their property and we've seen rioters with guns too. Everyone jumped to the assumption that it was Kyle who shot Unlucky Charms, but my guess is that he just happened to be second on the scene.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unlucky Charms lolz my sides are aching... here, take my upvote you hilarious bastard.

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nrjk1 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's footage. Two different angles. The one in front of the store and one a little down the street, sort of from behind.

I don't watch InfoWars, but the two younger guys had a really good vid of all or most of the video in chronological order.

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MW23232 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes there is. I've seen it quite a few times. The cameraman was way across the parking lot facing the place where the guy fell, and it's difficult to see everything that's going on and be positive what you're seeing. Kyle will have to explain what happened. I don't think this is the same one that I saw the other night, the other seemed longer, and seemed like person filming was higher up so you could see it all play out a bit better, till they got into the shadows behind where the guy that got shot fell down, but basically the same view. This is a compilation of the entire thing. Both shooting situtions: https://youtu.be/rdMTghlrFiw

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

The round may have hit the bone and caused the pressure cavity from the rapid deceleration. Normally it would take a bit more flesh to have that effect occur.

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traveravis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Word on the street is headshot guy took five bullets. Groin, back, hand, grazed leg, grazed head. Maybe some from fellow rioters

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FlyOverCitizen 2 points ago +3 / -1

Head wound looks like non lethal, imo

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Quietam_Unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone (not me) posted this annotated video here on tdw.

https://files.catbox.moe/u243zb.m4v

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thx. I found an almost identical compilation somewhere else, but yours is better w/ the captions and it's longer, & shows him trying to surrender. I feel sure there is another one still of only the first shooting somewhere tho that I saw over and over that first night, but can't find it - much better view of what the guy with black shirt, white writing, creeping around. Lots of questions. Glad, the attys have lots of evidence and someone much better at it than me will review and reconstruct this all and see exactly what happened and when and why.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man I've seen this 100 times, never get tired of it.

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bill_in_texas 11 points ago +11 / -0

A couple of tear drops under the eye would work.

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

No tears for those commie pinko faggots

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Super_Dave 5 points ago +5 / -0

The other 2 are just headstones

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, yes he does . . .

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SpaceForce 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao, could you imagine if he got that tattoo before his trial. hahaha

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL jail tattoo

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TrumpsWall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Philhelm -3 points ago +5 / -8

His tramp stamp will be interesting, I'm sure.

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Konsaki 58 points ago +59 / -1

Not enough inflammation. I want to say it's marker considering how soon it is.

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Dimocrat_Lies 28 points ago +29 / -1

Yea it isn’t real, it wouldn’t have healed yet

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sadKEK 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks real to me. It's on a meaty part of the body, it's not that big and there isn't much coloring. The skin gets bruised after some hours and this doesn't look like it'd take more than a couple. You might be right but IMO it is real.

Pretty dumb to get tatted but looks real.

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the-new-style 3 points ago +4 / -1

If you put it through

http://fotoforensics.com/

you can see the ELA is not consistent

If you pick another similar pic say this one the ELA looks the same

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OneTypoComment 9 points ago +10 / -1

still funny as shit, though

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spezLicksCatTurds 8 points ago +8 / -0

looks real to me; the swelling doesnt really happen until the next day or two

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___HERO___ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks real to me. Got the shave, puffy red skin, little ink dots in the shading.

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MuadDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s real. They look crazy good a few min after finished and cleaned up, when you’d take this pic.

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ChrisSuperDude 10 points ago +12 / -2

I agree, I've never been a tattoo guy, especially for something like this (if it's a tattoo in honor of someone then I have a different opinion) but I do have to at least respect the dedication.

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HonkNJhonk 23 points ago +23 / -0

People get tattoos for far less and pointless shit. Doesn’t surprise me one bit to see this.

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HillaryRodhamCunton 11 points ago +11 / -0

No shit. My buddy is (was) a Denver Broncos fan and he lost a bet so he got Patrick Mahomes tattooed on his thigh holding a ketchup bottle. He's 45 and got the tat (his first) just last year.

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Tardigrade 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thats pretty bad. On r cfb there was a guy that got a pretty bad rendition of Dabo Swinney tatooed on him. I cant imagine what goes through peoples minds.

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CSMKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn...I imagine the nose was massive?

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MAGAngelo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was the 21st birthday of my best friend from college, and we're hammered. He wants me to go with him and get one too since it's his first.

I got started on a half sleeve focused on FAMILY.

He got Popeye the Sailor busting out of his right ass cheek.

Love that guy.

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sadKEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck kind of dip into the pool is that? Id be one thing to get something goofy if you're covered already because it's kinda just what they enjoy but Mahommes with ketchup as your first? Uhhh okay lol. They can be very addictive for some, I had a friend go from 0 to both sleeves and a huge back tat in just a couple years, making appointments for next session when he was finished with the first.

They've become so mainstream it's less common to have 0 at this point I feel.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best is big block letters:

NO REGERTS

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want one that just says TATTOO

Making people laugh is a good thing

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OneTypoComment 4 points ago +4 / -0

The following is my opinion based on my own life experiences. They may differ from yours. I won't harsh on you for your opinions based on your experiences.

Each one of my tattoos are tied to a period in my life. I remember almost every detail about the day I got the tattoo, but more importantly a solid sense about the state of my life in general when I got it. I'm a walking scrapbook of the past 30+ years. I do it for my own personal benefit and pleasure. I'm not a vain person.

That being said, I'm glad I've built such an amazing meme repository over the last 5 years for lack of disposable funds to splurge on another tattoo. I do have half a forearm available for ink this year. I'm thinking an American flag with some text like "We the people" or "Shall not be infringed". Just something I can see every day in the future and remember why I do what I do.

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the thing, I'm not shitting on people FOR having tattoos. If they have a significance to them, then it is entirely different. It's different if for example, my best friend when I was a kid died when he was 13 and he was big into building computers, if I were to get a computer tattoo with "Chase 10.21.96-11.4.09" then it would be different than splurging on a tattoo of Cheems. If you get a tattoo because it is a significant part of your life, it is different than getting a sleeve of tattoos just to get them. When I say "I'm not a tattoo guy" it's because I never plan on getting one not that I hate the concept of them. My point was also as stupid as I think getting a tattoo of a meme like Cheems is, I do have to have some slight respect for the dedication to the meme.

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OneTypoComment 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't mean to insinuate that I was critical of you for your opinion on tattoos. Quite the opposite actually.

I wasn't very specific. For instance, my first tattoo was a Tazmanian Devil carrying a Confederate flag. It doesn't necessarily reflect a scene from my life, but getting it was memorable. Everything else is tied to that memory. Like a decorative scar. I've got lots of natural scars too. You tend to remember more than what caused the scar. You remember everything else around it.

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NoTimeToBleed 5 points ago +5 / -0

My body, my choice!

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Kenrailae 18 points ago +18 / -0

LAD!

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MagnanimousDonkey 32 points ago +32 / -0

SSSSSSSSSSSSS.. AAHHHHHHHHHHHH.. SSSSSSSSSSSSS.. AAHHHHHHHHHHHH..

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Jeffs42885 8 points ago +8 / -0

SSSSS. AHHHHH SSSSSSSSS. AHHHHHH flatline__

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here for this, of course...

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superalienhyphy 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dude is probably just covered in memes kek

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DrMoustachio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vince thinks this is GOOD SHIT

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20KAG20 17 points ago +17 / -0

That is one hell of a tattoo.

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Drud14 13 points ago +15 / -2

Funny for about 2 seconds. Regrets for the rest of your life.

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Dr__Kekyl 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's spelled, "regerts".

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Mr_Man 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is a guy I want to have a beer with.

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BoltBoltBoltBolt90 5 points ago +5 / -0

You may have to wait 4 years.

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Megladonald 5 points ago +5 / -0

So usually im not a big fan of tattoos of this nature, but it does have significance. At least if someone asks about it he can explain what happened. America was under attack by a bunch of commies and the Kyle man fought back - a true patriot.

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CovefeefevoC 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you look at it in the scope of "pop-art" tattoos of the past it's not that bad. I'm not a tattoo person myself however.

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Jsmitty112 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’d be laughing the whole time if I was that tattoo artist!!

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Wobniar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha, that's awesome!

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AKGG 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG that’s amazing! I can’t wait until Kyle gets out and sees all the love and support he really has! Praying so hard for this kid

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20MagnusKonrad20 4 points ago +4 / -0

alright which one of you magnificent bastards did this?

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 4 points ago +4 / -0

He even gave him a chin nutsack

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Smubbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is definitely marker. You can tell by the inconsistencies in the color of the shoes. Looks like marker on paper with the variance in tone

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OneTypoComment 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol total Chad

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +4 / -1

Back when family guy was actually funny

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keepwinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN tells me the cellphone in his hand might be photoshopped

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MisterBishop1942 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha!! I posted the meme yesterday and just posted this tattoo before I saw you already posted it. It’s great! Lol

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +4 / -2

Not a good idea for a tattoo, super weird.

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PresidentPussyGraber 1 point ago +3 / -2

Booo

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +3 / -1

Would you get it?

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PresidentPussyGraber 0 points ago +2 / -2

Absolutely

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Savage.

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AdamSmith1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

The stuff of LEGENDS.

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CovefeefevoC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Media does something really f-ing sneaky with the footage. They will play footage and then pause it but continue to play the audio. when they've been pausing footage lately it's at a specific time to frame a particular narrative. It's really disturbing especially since none of the footage is more graphic than what they would show during wartime (cam view of cruise missiles anyone?).

I got to my sister before the media did and had her watch all the pertinent raw-footage so she had all the facts before then.

Her current hobby is watching how badly the media lies about what happened.

Our mother REFUSES to watch the raw footage and just parrots lib talking points. I was too late with her. (where were the parents, he crossed state lines, what's a 17 year old doing with a banana clip which is illegal, why does he need that many bullets. etc.)

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was horrible, but the felon was going to shoot a kid. No sympathy.

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SteamyRayVaughn7 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way that's a real tattoo. That picture came out yesterday. No way it would be healed like that already.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone have a link to the OG post?

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PresidentPussyGraber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol OMG this dude is a fucking legend. Nothing says alpha Chad like a, I don't give a fuck tattoo. I salute this patriot

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woah! Never forget!

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joelfarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Left or right arm?

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Plutossextape1 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG that's fucking gold! Fuck that guy he admitted he wanted to kill Kyle. He better go directly to jail and collect no soap!

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CaptainRumington 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should a put it on his arm.

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Serude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny as hell but not something I'd be commited to lol

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ElegantVelociraptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

The hat needs 'medic' on it!

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basket_of_patriots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking epic.

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Norcalgunguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based Tat

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Neonlightdistrict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't get dumb tattoos, even if it was completely justified.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Oh-oh, my arm!”

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Juzeza 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missing the MEDIC on the hat. That was the cherry on top

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

How to make a temporary tattoo (I learned this from the comic strip Rhymes With Orange). I have done this and it works.

  1. make your image mirrored (obviously "MOM" doesn't need flipping)

  2. Find a laser printer, ink jet does not work, MUST BE A LASER PRINTER and print your image(s)

  3. Apply oil of wintergreen (you will smell nice also) to the spot you want to apply the tat' - just dab on with cotton

  4. press printed image to the spot and hold (ten seconds, ISTR)

Walla! A tattoo that will wash off in a few days but looks real nice with some practice.

Have fun 'pedes!

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letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a timeline.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dumb tatoo but I love it.