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IcculusBased9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Skateboard guy goes for it: leaves maybe a bruised shoulder, and in doing so, opens himself up to a lethal response, which legally turns his heart and critical blood vessels into pulled fucking pork, and strengthens my deep and abiding love for my country and Constitution.

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HuggableBear 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not even convinced Kyle actually shot skateboard dude. That guy grabbed the barrel of the gun and pulled it away from Kyle toward himself while Kyle's finger was on the trigger.

It doesn't take a PhD in physics to figure out what's going to happen, but apparently it takes more brains than KickFlip had.

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Mexicola1976 4 points ago +4 / -0

And more heart. Apparently.

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IcculusBased9 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a strong point pede