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tombombadil 84 points ago +87 / -3

Dude was a total manlet with the worst case of little man syndrome we will ever see. So bad that it led to his own death. His police reports from his past list him as 5’3”. That’s like as rare as a guy being over 7 feet tall.

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BluetoothHelibungee 97 points ago +97 / -0

I didn't know she was 11 officer, she was taller than me.

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BasteSpuds 41 points ago +42 / -1

5'3 is indeed rare with men.

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny enough, the baddest man I know is 5'4" tall. Nicest guy you'd ever meet.

If I had to pick one man to be with me were I to get jumped in a dark alley it'd be him.

I'm 6'3" and have 100#s on him easy and would fight that man for neither love nor money.

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KMacsBinder 32 points ago +32 / -0

Well now he's -6" so.....

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Dr707 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I really want to know Mr Bombadil, is are you keeping fatty lumpkin well fed. The time is near when we will need a strong and brave pony

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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

His fucking shorts were capri pants, i thought he was gay.