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TRUMP420KUSH 68 points ago +68 / -0

"Just SHUT THE FUCK UP" when dealing with police. Don't say anything until you have a lawyer present.

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stonetears4fears 50 points ago +50 / -0

As a criminal defense attorney, I fully support this strategy. Also, don’t drink anything. Don’t blow your nose unless you put the Kleenex in your pocket. Make the police do their job. Confirmation bias is a bitch.

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TRUMP420KUSH 31 points ago +31 / -0

Also, don’t drink anything. Don’t blow your nose unless you put the Kleenex in your pocket.

Interesting..

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stonetears4fears 42 points ago +42 / -0

Keep your DNA to yourself!

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 38 points ago +38 / -0

If you defend yourself while angry, you look psycho. Defend yourself with glee and you look psycho. Defend youself while totally devoid of emotion? You might actually be Psycho. That's why you wait for a lawyer.

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nowrongwrong 28 points ago +28 / -0

That great line from those crazy Pot Lawyers but yeah it's still the best possible legal strategy for any situation with the police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTurSi0LhJs

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Qwikphaze 10 points ago +10 / -0

The only thing you say is you invoke your right to remain silent and request your lawyer.