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Ih8leftists 84 points ago +85 / -1

Groin doesn't necessarily mean dick but it is funny.

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Magus_Strife 58 points ago +58 / -0

I've heard trauma surgeons talk about treating pelvic gunshots. They all say it's pretty much a desth sentence if it's even moderately substantial damage. If he didn't die so quickly from the chest damage, he probably would have bled out from the pelvic shot.

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Ih8leftists 50 points ago +50 / -0

Yep, a lot of arteries and shit in the pelvic area.

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LoneStarDangler 30 points ago +30 / -0

Literally

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Ih8leftists 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahaha

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CousinEddie 20 points ago +21 / -1

Stored pee in the balls too.

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commies0ride0free 5 points ago +6 / -1

🤔

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warlord1 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤔

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TNRoundman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Checks out.

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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤔

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤔

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rbobjones69 20 points ago +22 / -2

Ask Steve Scalise!!

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Jeffersonian_Man 16 points ago +16 / -0

Goes for gunshots, crushing, breaks, etc. Pelvis can bleed a lot. I saw a video in emt school of a guy with a crushed pelvis and his balls, ass, and cock were all purple literally about to bust full of blood.

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Magus_Strife 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oof. Only thing I have seen that gave me worse sympathy ball pain was a picture of a dude who had tried to steal copper wiring from a transformer station. The current traveled from his arm, through his torso, and jumped out through his groin to get to ground. It literally blew his dick and balls off.

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Jeffersonian_Man 4 points ago +4 / -0

I witnessed a scene where a guy had fell out the tree stand, but his nuts didn't.

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aangler100 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's how the Seth Rich Doctor tried to kill Steve Scalice, until President Trump paid the doctor a visit.

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SoAngryRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

This. A pelvis injury is basically bleeding into free space. Most people can bleed out entirely before enough pressure develops to slow it down.

And the liver, from a high velocity rifle round. Oof.

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MagnanimousDonkey 26 points ago +26 / -0

Some men are longer than others.

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Talason 32 points ago +32 / -0

Your mother telling stories about me again (tries to say in a scottish accent)

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Barbs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Freeeeeeeddddoooooommmmmmm!

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ParkingLotRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heavy horse. Shake the very ground.

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gold. ^^^

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can confirm. Spez’s wife can too

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Kaarous 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah but this was a manlet. Dude was 5'3" with shoes on.

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HighEmergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

...with shoes on.

rip

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BigMikesBlackCock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Probably not much of anything to shoot off in the first place

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MAGA_100X 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's gotta hurt

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undecidedmask 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its just comedy at this point. A convicted offender takes the death shot from his groin.