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superdeluxe 15 points ago +15 / -0

The crowd picked the mortally wounded pedo leprechaun up and carry/dragged the side of beef to the hospital. Something tells me, with a shattered pelvis, this didn't do his survival chances a whole lot of good.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 14 points ago +14 / -0

The kill shot was the liver. You dont really live through that as all the blood in your body dumps into your body cavity

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marikiri 4 points ago +4 / -0

not to mention all the toxins stored there

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superdeluxe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I missed that detail. Yeah, he was done.

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Filo76 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just thought he had a head wound. But even if they had a real trained emt on hand I don’t think he would’ve survived

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