5219 Kyle shot the Pedo in the dick. (media.patriots.win) posted 230 days ago by Nomoralcompass89 230 days ago by Nomoralcompass89 +5219 / -0 785 comments share 785 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (785) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 32 ▼ – Modus_Pwninz 32 points 230 days ago +32 / -0 "I took a Street Medic course for my liberal arts degree from the University of Dumbfuckistan in Portland." permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – tombombadil 16 points 230 days ago +16 / -0 More like: “I got fired from a lifeguard job that my parents made me get one summer.” permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – rooftoptendie 5 points 230 days ago +5 / -0 More like: "I used to watch Baywatch. Stand aside, I got this." permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – PraiseBeToScience 3 points 230 days ago +3 / -0 Baywatch is too patrirachial ciagendered ableist white male fantasy. Needs more lifeguards with naquibs, g-strings, big tits, and huge dick hanging out. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – rooftoptendie 2 points 230 days ago +2 / -0 tfw you get cancelled just as you are about to administer first aid because you aint woke enough. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Modus_Pwninz 2 points 230 days ago +2 / -0 "I got an F in 'sink or swim' when I kept chosing to sink...and that's how I learned I was a communist." permalink parent save report block reply
"I took a Street Medic course for my liberal arts degree from the University of Dumbfuckistan in Portland."
More like: “I got fired from a lifeguard job that my parents made me get one summer.”
More like: "I used to watch Baywatch. Stand aside, I got this."
Baywatch is too patrirachial ciagendered ableist white male fantasy. Needs more lifeguards with naquibs, g-strings, big tits, and huge dick hanging out.
tfw you get cancelled just as you are about to administer first aid because you aint woke enough.
"I got an F in 'sink or swim' when I kept chosing to sink...and that's how I learned I was a communist."