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WaxMyBallsBernie 77 points ago +80 / -3

5'3" 🤣🤣

I didn't even know they made guys that small

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JesusisKing 34 points ago +34 / -0

Why is it always the shortest ones

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unclebobinator 34 points ago +34 / -0

Napoleon Complex

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CandyBarr 35 points ago +35 / -0

Napoleon was 5'7" he surrounded himself by elite guards that made him look small by comparison

It's all about scale, perception and shaping the narrative

Napolean was an average sized dude

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unclebobinator 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yeah, I know. I read the Wikipedia article too.

Still, it's fun to mock the little manlets simply because it rustles their jimmies so much.

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Fabius 5 points ago +7 / -2

5'7" is pretty short, and he probably gave himself an inch or two.

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permissible_missile 9 points ago +9 / -0

Napoleon Blownapart

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Donald_Farage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice.

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bru_tech 10 points ago +10 / -0

Didn’t know they stacked shit that high

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1776-or-1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tom Cruise and Jerry the Penguin Nadler have entered the chat

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SpezIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

"5'3" I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!!!!!!!!!!"- Gunny

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elmerecido 1 point ago +1 / -0

He represented the Woke Lollipop Guild