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Jeffersonian_Man 4 points ago +4 / -0

I witnessed a scene where a guy had fell out the tree stand, but his nuts didn't.

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Magus_Strife 3 points ago +3 / -0

This will be my new nightmare for all of my life. I don't go in the ocean because I don't want to be eaten by a shark. I will never again climb a tree. Hell, I'll never climb anything for the rest of my life.

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Jeffersonian_Man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it was a rough first month of being an emt lol.

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MyDogCompletesMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got a friend who was a surfer dude, and he saw a guy who got nailed by his board/wave walk back to the beach. He took off his wet suit and the stringie things from his burst testicle fell onto the sand. He gathered up the stringie things and held onto them as he was leaving to the ER.

I almost passed out just hearing him recount this story.

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say this is why I quit being an emt, but honestly I quit cause we didn't get enough of this stuff lol.