Hunter S Thompson said, "Buy the ticket, take the ride! And if sometimes gets a little weirder than you expected, just consider it "forced consciousness expansion."
Melania is clearly the secret Russian mastermind that has plotted the takeover of America ever since seducing Trump and implanting an explosive device in his skull to mind control him many years ago. She will eventually reveal herself as a lizard person who must feast on Black people to survive, making way for the glorious rise of the Super Mega Racist Nazi Fascist Whites-only (and Russian Lizard People) States of America. Congress will be replaced by the actual Ku Klux Klan, who will be charged with rounding up all non-whites and non-lizard people for execution and processing into Soylent Green for her and her kind, and Putin, who is an immortal space alien.
The Trump Administration just keeps waiting for the right time to finally execute Order Extra Super Final Solution 2 and round up all people of color. Any day now. Also, Hitler is hiding on the far side of the Moon, which is why they created the Space Force, which is actually Hitler's secret space infantry.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, the reason the Post Office Master General (Nazi Level 6) is dismantling ma sorting machines is because they are being repurposed in to sign printers, to make all the "Whites and Lizard People Only" signs going up around America tomorrow when Trump (via Melania's mind control) reinstates segregation. That's to make way for slavery after the election. They could just do it now but they haven't finished training all the police on the best ways to kill dissidents.
You dare sully the name of she whose handkerchief, long ago waved and thrown from high wall to bide me on my quest, now is sewn into my breast pocket and charge yet my beating heart with holy fire wix fueleth knightly honour?
Prepare thyself to meet my lance, foul menace! I ken to fell her cherished name from thy mouth alongside thy remaining teeth!
(Disclaimer: Am not and would never stalk or ‘creep’ our beautiful FLOTUS.)
Ah, I am bound to grant you simple Provençal deplorables kek’s mercy, err my own horse might get digits on a post, ghost, and leave me anon.Therefore in the god emperor’s good graces take these doots I cast before you, and shitpost your liege lord’s fields.
Mike complains that white doesn't even see him. Meanwhile, Melania could walk down any street in the world and be noticed. Anywhere. Guess what Mike, it's not about your race.
This timeline is best timeline
It's also probably the fucking weirdest one too!
Keeps it interesting at least
Truth is always stranger than fiction because sometimes truth is that weird.
It’s so absurd it has to be true.
Green means go. Or as some would say “gringo.”
The left has become such a clusterfuck that it is far stranger than any fiction we could write.
Melania, now There's a green new deal.
🇺🇸🐸
Where do you think they get all the movie ideas. Go rewatch hostel to really get terrified
Hunter S Thompson said, "Buy the ticket, take the ride! And if sometimes gets a little weirder than you expected, just consider it "forced consciousness expansion."
Have they made green clothes racist or fascist or whatever yet? I figured they would after Kyle but who knows.
Shhhhhh
Actually I think it's more like this limeline is the best limeline.
She is so hot in such a mysterious way.
Shadilay
Pepega Queen!
Melania is clearly the secret Russian mastermind that has plotted the takeover of America ever since seducing Trump and implanting an explosive device in his skull to mind control him many years ago. She will eventually reveal herself as a lizard person who must feast on Black people to survive, making way for the glorious rise of the Super Mega Racist Nazi Fascist Whites-only (and Russian Lizard People) States of America. Congress will be replaced by the actual Ku Klux Klan, who will be charged with rounding up all non-whites and non-lizard people for execution and processing into Soylent Green for her and her kind, and Putin, who is an immortal space alien.
The Trump Administration just keeps waiting for the right time to finally execute Order Extra Super Final Solution 2 and round up all people of color. Any day now. Also, Hitler is hiding on the far side of the Moon, which is why they created the Space Force, which is actually Hitler's secret space infantry.
Man, who let the CNN journalist in?
Hello Fellow Peepers How Do You Do? I love Peeper the frog.
LMAO
Cmon man, give them some credit, anonymous sources verified this
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, the reason the Post Office Master General (Nazi Level 6) is dismantling ma sorting machines is because they are being repurposed in to sign printers, to make all the "Whites and Lizard People Only" signs going up around America tomorrow when Trump (via Melania's mind control) reinstates segregation. That's to make way for slavery after the election. They could just do it now but they haven't finished training all the police on the best ways to kill dissidents.
I hereby nominate this comment for the Annual TDW Kekistani Award for Greatness in Literature.
Winners will be announced December 31.
Pedes who wish to participate ---> make a folder for your nominations, and we will collect them all together mid-December for voting.
I second this nomination.
Is this the new Wolfenstein game?
"Melania is clearly the secret Russian mastermind that has plotted the takeover of America"
.. Can't even speak English!! -Bette Midler
those are some good lookin frogs
ONE OF US
LOL she has the perfect green screen dress and instead you photoshop all around her!
Reverse greenscreen
Michelle is a dump truck.
That's an insult to dump trucks. They actually have a use in jobs, Michelle doesn't.
MelaniaMICHELLE makes Michelle look like a dump truck...I thought that said cumtruck at first but eh, it still fit
Reminder that under Chivalry, Romantic Pure Love is not sexual desire. ❤️ 💕 💗
m’lady
But you'd still hit it. 👌
You dare sully the name of she whose handkerchief, long ago waved and thrown from high wall to bide me on my quest, now is sewn into my breast pocket and charge yet my beating heart with holy fire wix fueleth knightly honour?
Prepare thyself to meet my lance, foul menace! I ken to fell her cherished name from thy mouth alongside thy remaining teeth!
(Disclaimer: Am not and would never stalk or ‘creep’ our beautiful FLOTUS.)
Well played sire. I did not wish to offend.
*Tips fedora.*
Ah, I am bound to grant you simple Provençal deplorables kek’s mercy, err my own horse might get digits on a post, ghost, and leave me anon.Therefore in the god emperor’s good graces take these doots I cast before you, and shitpost your liege lord’s fields.
Green is the color of hope. Growth, regrowth.
The color of Easter!
LOL.
Mike complains that white doesn't even see him. Meanwhile, Melania could walk down any street in the world and be noticed. Anywhere. Guess what Mike, it's not about your race.
We see Mike... we just don't want to get in the way of a rampaging Ma'am. We've seen the footage of how an angry tranny will wreck up the place.
Pepe Green!
Praise kek
Melania stunning the crowd in a Valentino Pepe-green, pleated-crepe sheath accented at the waist with a narrow red belt.
I saw it as a coded nod to their greatest ally - Kekistan
SHE KNOWS!
#GreenLivesMatter
god damn she is hot as fuck
Mama pepe
where are our green screen memes
She wore green for Pepe!
God, and knowing him, it's a very real possibility he suggested she wear green. Hilarious.
I can't believe the internet hasn't used this dress to green screen things on it.
Both wife and I have noticed that too when we watched it. Could see her all the way from the back. Genius!
Some would say, it’s HIGH ENERGY
If Maliana was married to a D she would be on every fashion magazine monthly.
Damn Melania you’re beautiful and all but does your dress need to be that bright?
Pepe Farms will never forget!
i love how we get this 10/10 dime while the left can’t seem to shut-up its gorilla beast tranny
Needs a couple of Rittenhouses in the background too.
Stormtroopers?
Do we need to give the Left that kind of ammo?
Yes.