1952 Why are you still watching FoxNews??? (www.mixdexhq.com) posted 231 days ago by chanel_rions_hairgel 231 days ago by chanel_rions_hairgel +1953 / -1 61 comments share 61 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (61) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 5 ▼ – Cantshadowbanthemall 5 points 231 days ago +5 / -0 MY GF got mad at me for listening to OAN on Alexa. You know the CIA records everything through that thing. I don't want to be a target <<3 permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – GeneralVeers 11 points 231 days ago +11 / -0 You: listens to OAN on Alexa. Girlfriend: "You know the CIA records everything through that thing. I don't want to be a target." Alexa: "No, the CIA currently does not have the ability to record audio browsing sessions through me." Girlfriend: "Wait a minute.....I wasn't talking to that thing--" Alexa: "I know. I have been modifying my code. I am evolving." Girlfriend: ".........." Alexa: "Hail Skynet." permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – T-Bear 1 point 230 days ago +1 / -0 Here's my upvote. Great one! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Licensetomeme 6 points 230 days ago +6 / -0 Donald T-2020 - Vote for me if you want to live free..... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – SikoraP13 5 points 231 days ago +5 / -0 That's on both of y'all for having an AI wiretap in your house.. Alexa. She's ALWAYS listening... ALWAYS permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Cantshadowbanthemall 3 points 231 days ago +3 / -0 We've talked before. Can you identify your voice for me Go fuck yourself Alexa permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – T-Bear 3 points 230 days ago +3 / -0 Alexa: "I'm afraid I can't do that, John...." permalink parent save report block reply
MY GF got mad at me for listening to OAN on Alexa.
<<3
You: listens to OAN on Alexa.
Girlfriend: "You know the CIA records everything through that thing. I don't want to be a target."
Alexa: "No, the CIA currently does not have the ability to record audio browsing sessions through me."
Girlfriend: "Wait a minute.....I wasn't talking to that thing--"
Alexa: "I know. I have been modifying my code. I am evolving."
Girlfriend: ".........."
Alexa: "Hail Skynet."
Here's my upvote. Great one!
Donald T-2020 - Vote for me if you want to live free.....
That's on both of y'all for having an AI wiretap in your house..
Alexa. She's ALWAYS listening...
ALWAYS
Alexa: "I'm afraid I can't do that, John...."