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GeneralVeers 11 points ago +11 / -0

You: listens to OAN on Alexa.

Girlfriend: "You know the CIA records everything through that thing. I don't want to be a target."

Alexa: "No, the CIA currently does not have the ability to record audio browsing sessions through me."

Girlfriend: "Wait a minute.....I wasn't talking to that thing--"

Alexa: "I know. I have been modifying my code. I am evolving."

Girlfriend: ".........."

Alexa: "Hail Skynet."

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T-Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's my upvote. Great one!

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Donald T-2020 - Vote for me if you want to live free.....