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Fuck_commies_2024 115 points ago +115 / -0

Soooooooooo glad he has this legal giant fighting for him.

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SimplePede -91 points ago +13 / -104

Legal giant nothing he's a lawyer that knows a great haul when he sees one.

Even blood sucking lawyers have moments when they're doing the right thing

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permissible_missile 75 points ago +75 / -0

Did you know that guy represented Richard Jewell? You sound kinda low-info to me.

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catsfive 0 points ago +2 / -2

YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT

PAYDAYS ALL ROUND

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ByteKnight321 25 points ago +25 / -0

Hello fellow kids, how are you?

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Mainwar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big Mike is looking for you.. something about big pp.... he tolerates no big pp around him

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Mainwar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yikes, Come On Man! i am about to eat dinner!

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IqwensuOrja 4 points ago +4 / -0

I sent you private message to you back on reddit as we are in same specialty. Good to see you again.

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Rightquercusalba 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's kinda slow if you know what I mean, if you tell him that he will run really fast to prove you wrong.

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keithkman 24 points ago +24 / -0

He’s taking zero money. Says so on his Twitter. Don’t be lazy, look into the facts before you assume. Makes you look like a idiot. 😉

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SimplePede -34 points ago +3 / -37

Doesn't mean he doesn't have prestige to gain...resume, ya know?

That's the REAL cheddah

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SimplePede -28 points ago +2 / -30

His lawyers aren't doing it for honor... they're doing it to bleed the opposition dry. Because it's an obvious horse to bet on

If you think lawyers do the shit they do for honor I've got a bag of good feelings and positivity to sell you cheap. $50

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SimplePede -24 points ago +2 / -26

Nah prestige means a promotion and maybe a book deal. Gotta make partner somehow.

Nah those bosses don't care about honor they care about having high profile wins in their firm's trophy case

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BaldEagles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meh, you're not wrong but he has done some high profile cases and all things considered is probably among the best to be representing Kyle.

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IllUseAnchorBaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

So in your eyes there’s never any way to do something truly selfless because your reputation and/or “prestige” improves

(ex: way to run into that burning building to save that baby you selfish prick, you only did it because you wanted prestige 🙄)

No offense man, but that’s pretty a dumb comment

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SimplePede -10 points ago +1 / -11

No never said that.

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Thethethe 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, but you believe it.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro.

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LongKahn 14 points ago +15 / -1

GOD FORBID HE GETS PAID :O

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Chalupamancer 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd be fine if he's got a reputation for making money, so long as its from the millions of dollars that he gets outta the depraved lying media.

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SimplePede -19 points ago +1 / -20

See there's the problemo...

Lawyers don't abide that part about "So long as..."

They'll do business with a werewolf covered in children's blood so long as the werewolf has the money and it's not a conflict of interest... anything else is just naive. Lawyers don't get to pic and choose what legal rights they defend

But I digress evidently people have an issue with that level of honesty about lawyers

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Garth20 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have no point. So it looks like your whole argument is "Lawyers bad." So, what then? I guess we just fire Lin Wood and have Kyle (17) defend himself in the courts, then? I mean, even IF the lawyer works for FREE - he's evil, don't you know!!

-I guess maybe we could consider one if they swear blood oath fealty to the entire Rittenhouse dynasty. That might work, maybe.

Lawyers "not being the most charitable" occupation is already old news. But we're really on the exact wrong thread to be discussing that. The dude is representing him for free -- exactly how much more are you asking him for?

Who needs carrots when we can just beat our horses to death, right?

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SimplePede -22 points ago +1 / -23

Chill.... dude

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Garth20 12 points ago +12 / -0

From your post:

They'll do business with a werewolf covered in children's blood so long as the werewolf has the money and it's not a conflict of interest

Yeah. Chill, dude :-). Agreed to chill, then :-)

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Thethethe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boy you sure are butthurt about a lawyer lawyering. Do you think the kid has better or worst representation with this fella then anyone else they could manage?

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Gwoz8881 39 points ago +39 / -0

The media is going to be so fucked for defaming Kyle. At this rate, nick and Kyle will own every news outlet in the country

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snuggs316 7 points ago +7 / -0

so should they name their news corp.? rittenman productions? sandhouse productions? or sandritten productions?

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Elladar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rittensand Conglomerate

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ashes Inc.

Burn the buildings to the ground and leave the burned wreckage as a monument to treason.

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BadgerPuncher 22 points ago +22 / -0

I already have leftists friends posting the dangers of the Conservatives backing him up.

Im about fucking ready to lose my mind on some of these people. This poor fucking kid. He had to defend his life from 3 felons, one of them a rapist, and instead of us all being glad he is fine. Kyles labeled a white supremist by the media and the moronic liberal sheep who didnt watch the video.

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Madpony 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a total load of bullshit. I hope the main stream media will be writing this kid a large check.

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Alexius_von_Meinong 2 points ago +2 / -0

metoo

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KeepingAmericaGreat 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kyles attorney is saying, "Fck you guys, I'm going home."

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KeepingAmericaGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely, and I hope I didn't imply the attorney was simply a cartoon character. Joking ref.

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shyAOC 4 points ago +4 / -0

uplifting

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booshdag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice user name

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Recoveredliberal 2 points ago +2 / -0

This boy will have an outpouring of support from people that actually know his character, the attackers will have no one because of the lives they chose to live