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TheStoneOfSisyphus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sadly, she's all alone since Superman became a fag and moved in with Sea-Man.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 8 points ago +8 / -0

IT'S SEA MAN! AND SWALLOW.

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NoMoreLies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swallow, come!

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righttowolfarms 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m fairly sure Trump has had his share of beautiful women.

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The_Urge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahaha.. Good one Pede

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QuestGiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where do I sign up to become a kryptonian?

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Logan051361 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dsmn she I'd hot

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EpsteinWasKillaried 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got your tongue tied, too!

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Mrsattorney 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tucker, except he's happily married?

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CommonSense 3 points ago +3 / -0

...is that a bad thing?

👆The guy who said this.

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moremonger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dean Cain voted for Trump, and is voting for him again. Making him the best Superman in my book.

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shyAOC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tom Fitton

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Baron shall claim her as his own after his next growth spurt takes him to 6'10"

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