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magapotus 228 points ago +229 / -1

Good bye spoiled brats.

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NvJohansson [S] 137 points ago +138 / -1

What would that Taliban looking guy in the picture be doing in real life life if he wasn't playing basketball?

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Cesare_Borgia 138 points ago +139 / -1

Probably dead after being shot by another black guy in a drug corner war.

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Anyone3427 20 points ago +21 / -1

dead because he failed to follow commands from the police. He's that stupid.

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Mexicola1976 49 points ago +52 / -3

Harden is kind of based. Not sure why they used his picture. Your first clue is that he doesn't really talk about politics.

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Sodium_miner 47 points ago +47 / -0

Maybe he’s not black. We don’t know if he’s voting Biden.

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NvJohansson [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

All I remember during Katrina is blacks raiding Nike shops for shoes and jerseys, couple of other blacks walking around with carts full of Heineken and all the people who used to FEMA cards to Pawn at 25 cents on the dollar to buy drugs

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SkitShowPhrenia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ain’t that the truth.

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magnokor 35 points ago +35 / -0

He "accidentally" wore the police-supporting blue line mask.

When an uproar of reeeee started, he said he didn't know what it was, just that it looked good.

That is good news, better to have sportspeople with no interest and no idea of politics who keep to themselves than to have LeBron and other insane people who know nothing but spit the China-DNC-UN-communist talking points.

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago +8 / -0

There are more than basketball reasons as to why the Rockets dumped Chris Paul.

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malak05 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah didn't Harden wear a back the blue shirt or something at one point?

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BarronTheb1o1a1t 1 point ago +1 / -0

THANK YOU.

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gordon Hayward last i knew openly supported Trump.

But i havent followed him since he left the Jazz.

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magapotus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not sure. Probably a kindergarten school teacher.

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NvJohansson [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, they probably couldn't teach so they'd have to teach gym

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CisSiberianOrchestra 44 points ago +44 / -0

Hijacking the top comment to point out that this is a satire article. James fell for it.

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NvJohansson [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

TBH, the left is so fucking stupid that there basically is no more line between reality and satire, so I can't blame James for getting caught

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Long_time_lurker 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's really hard to tell the difference between satire and leftists sometimes.

If anything, the leftists seem less realistic.

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TheSwiftPepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ahh I see it now... bust a troll.

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_-Th0r-_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

This.

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RonJoner 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s weird how black people are trying to take money away from other black people because they are mad at a white guy

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm fine with it. Sends more black people our way. Rally the troops!

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Meister_Bockmist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Narcissistic Bratty Assholes

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magapotus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect!!

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Ben45 74 points ago +76 / -2

It's so cute seeing them think they have any influence on anyone of note

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Formerlurker92 25 points ago +25 / -0

They did, then they shattered the illusion and even their friends will abandon them

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mbarnar 7 points ago +10 / -3

Fwiw this was a fake story. Woods ate the onion here

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pup1pup 64 points ago +64 / -0

In case anyone is wondering, that is a satire site.

https://bustatroll.org/2020/03/23/nba-to-trump-resign-or-well-never-play-again/

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Thepeter 15 points ago +15 / -0

This needs to be much higher.

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20KAG20 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean bust a troll. It’s pretty obvious but yea. SHIT POST flair

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Sealith 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poe’s Law really fucks with me sometimes

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BewareTheSuperman 1 point ago +1 / -0

No kidding. Take a look at this article:https://sisthis.com/2020/07/26/dear-men-stop-working-out/

Would you honestly think that's satire? Yeah, it's a bit heavy-handed on reflection, but it's not like Leftist talking points don't follow the exact same pattern.

And, sure, that's kind of the point of satire -- to use humor, mockery, and exaggeration to mock and ridicule peoples' vices and folly --, but, really, when the opposition is driven to the point of self-parody on a daily basis, is there really any point in making up fake stories to mock them when you just have to tell it straight to get a laugh?

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Harambe 31 points ago +32 / -1

forever Trump is the best way to get a commie to melt down

repeal the 22nd unironically.

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HeretostayUSA 25 points ago +25 / -0

We accept.

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alfredbester 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can we get it notarized, like in the next ten minutes, please?

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Erikabodereka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. We need this in writing.

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Watermelons 2 points ago +2 / -0

No backsies.

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plastic_Strawman 20 points ago +20 / -0

These bitches backed down from their boycott in less than 24 hours and now they're making this threat? You don't have to be the poker player JW is to realize this is the easiest call ever.

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mbarnar 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a fake news story from the beginning of COVID James wood got hoodwinked.

NBA are dumb but they're not that dumb

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alienjesus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kinda like how “blackmail” perfectly fits the narrative of a race war and mail in Ballots. Words are weird.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

When yore right your rite

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

This hurt my head

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're well come.

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yer knot write

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eye cud geaux all dei.

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whocaresguy420 8 points ago +8 / -0

Their million viewers dont have the sway they think

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Drinkup4 8 points ago +8 / -0

If the NBA fired every player on every team, I wonder how long it would take them to refill the rosters with people who as part of their contract couldn't speak publicly on any political subject, but would be paid the same as the current players. a week? How much would the quality of play drop. Would it even be noticeable.

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WishdoctorsSong 9 points ago +9 / -0

Honestly the quality of the real product (entertainment) would improve with player who weren't as good at shooting.

And given how popular and entertaining college basketballs is, and then realize most college players don't go pro, there's several NBAs worth of kneelers you could fire before you ran out of enough players to field a league.

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Players who are given the chance to finally play for millions? The game would be awesome. No spoiled brats and everyone thankful for the opportunity

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TheRedPlanet 7 points ago +7 / -0

DO IT!!!! PLEASE DO IT!!!!! WE DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO DO IT!

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zoober_floober 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's hysterical.

Seven-foot-tall three year olds throwing a tantrum is quite a sight.

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G_regulator 4 points ago +4 / -0

No-ones watching guys. Fuck were losing how much? Fuck I'm not gonna get paid if I don't play? Fuck, ahhhh na we cool! We'll play ball again, fuck no no no don't cancel us. Ahhhhhhhh!

Absolute dick heads. We don't care about your political opinions, you get paid to throw a ball at a hole shut the fuck up.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

The communists went after three things.

Sports

Churches

Military/Police

They have managed to shut down, delete, bankrupt, ruin, control most of the first two.

Many police are under their control, or defunded to be useless.

When Barry was around, the military was spending most of their budget on gender transformers.

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DinosRFake 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's just sad now. They are just doing what their (((sponsors))) and (((agents))) tell them to, like good doggy's. But nobody cares what they think. I've never understood hoopball anyway, and wouldn't be surprised if it was all fake and gay.

So, whatever dude. Suck on Chairman's Pooh's tiny chink schlong if you want, idk.

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dfponysoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dreams do come true☺️☺️

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Slothboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dear NBA players,

You exist for our entertainment. You are not a requirement. You are not necessary. If you disappeared tomorrow, something else would take your place.

Society elevates you and showers you with wealth ONLY because we like to watch you play. If you don't play, you have zero value. None.

Get over yourself

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catbertz 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do I get in on this deal?!? I can't imagine growing up with Trump...the winning never ends!

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NotARussinUpvoteBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Conditions accepted.

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CastleBravo 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is the difference between parody and reality anymore?

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NineteenEightyFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen tired cranky hungry petulant CHILDREN who are more mature than these "oppressed" millionaires.

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Captain_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please please let MLB, NFL, and NASCAR jump on this band wagon.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truly God-like negotiation skills. That's The Art of the Deal, baby!

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's going to be a lot of really tall guys driving for Uber and working in warehouses in the near future. Welcome to "white privilege" fellas, hope it was worth it.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people seriously overestimate their importance.

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Rxking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they should try playing in China or Africa see how that goes

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BourbonDave 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's my first 2 wishes fulfilled. What should my 3rd be?

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NvJohansson [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a 3rd wish l want a 25 year old Barbara Eden granting me unlimited wishes.

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BourbonDave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone knows you can't wish for more wishes.

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NvJohansson [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the genie didn't set the rules and mention it in advance I'm going for it.

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Patton58 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bye, Felicia. Please redistribute all of your earnings to the families of fallen vets... you know, REAL heroes!

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Rattler1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sold!

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Equality72521 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is called not knowing your true value. Hahahaha!

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SemperFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh hellz yeah!

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spicy_deluxe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was the best trade deal in the history of trade deals

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Wood_Shampoo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll call that bluff

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Pepedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

...is there a petition that I can to support this???

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RedditCCP 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fake news that I wish was real.

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Kingofkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn't true

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fine by me.

Open their enclosures and return them into the wild!

You gdam spoiled babies are millionaires because you b play with a toy... Whitey holdin’ you down, no more!! Go, be free!!

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Flak 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would be the greatest deal of a lifetime.

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America_Good_LA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see this as an absolute win.

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NotTheTendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Middle America is getting a raise and people hardly realize it. Thank you Trump!

I know so many people who supported sports teams and bought merchandise all the time. Season tickets, etc - they splurged even when they couldn't afford it. Now, they'll save that money. They'll not support the sports teams and the sports players will suffer the consequences because the sports owners won't be able to pay the sports players the kind of money the sports players get to play sports. Cus these babies playing sports think we give a shit about their politics and bitching and moaning while they make more per working hour than most people on earth.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

GET REKT LOSERS

<3 ~TRUMP 2020~ <3

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America202020 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, they wont. This is just a publicity stunt. The NBA isn't going anywhere unless they go bankrupt

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CillBlinton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn wish James Woos hadn’t used Harden as the pic he at least wore that blue line mask... before he pussed out and said he didn’t know what it meant. The rockets Manager guy is also the one who kind of started the whole Free Hong Kong NBA stuff.

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skumario 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahahahaaahaha...another JW special.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 wins with 1 deal. Trump is saving America one deal at a time!