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MagaCanadian 391 points ago +392 / -1

we really don't need them, we have a Trudeau

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Trumpok 190 points ago +190 / -0

He'll fit right in.

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itisoktowakeupnow 68 points ago +68 / -0

If they vote Trump can we start calling it Portland Orangegon?

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getkek 75 points ago +75 / -0

On behalf of the People of Portland to Mayor Ted Wheeler; Fuck You.

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deadmoroz 38 points ago +38 / -0

Double Fuck You to Wheeler all the way from burban Beaverton.

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ElWadster 14 points ago +14 / -0

No.

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itisoktowakeupnow 11 points ago +11 / -0

😉

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FiatLux 41 points ago +42 / -1

I have a dream that they’ve identified all the Soro minions and bring them all down to Guantanamo at once. Then we can make a reality show of it, and Joe Rogan can host

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kastmaster2000 14 points ago +15 / -1

KeEp PoRtLaNd wEiRd! 🤪

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NomadicKrow 127 points ago +127 / -0

I wish we could do a 1 to 1 trade. Every communist can go to Canada, we'll take Canada's "patriots without a country."

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NomadicKrow 41 points ago +41 / -0

We'll take advantage of the trade deal like every country does to us. Just trade the defective Canadians for more good ones.

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iPertinax 10 points ago +11 / -1

Can they be worse than the ones we already have?

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

In part Canada was founded by Americans who didn't want to be free after the rev

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CandyBarr 14 points ago +14 / -0

this needs to happen

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danger_zone 16 points ago +16 / -0

That is already happening. Every American desperate to immigrate to Canada does so because they want free shit. Every Canadian moving to the US does so because they are skilled and want to earn more money.

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DILDO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except no Americans are moving to Canada lol

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Moewrawn 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes, please for the love of god, lets us patriotic Canadians innnnnnn lol

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Myzlplix 13 points ago +13 / -0

Never give up ground to a Communist. They don't deserve the earth they stand on and they'll plot to destroy you from the other side of the fence. I'd rather have them fertilizing the soil.

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Thenorthelevator 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd even be so generous as to offer a 2 for one. Send 1 Patriot and get 2 cucks for free.

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MrsHBarker 3 points ago +3 / -0

any country welcome, just don't be a cuck or pedo. Done.

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NotoriousCIC 15 points ago +15 / -0

Absolutely! We hate each other and don't have common values anymore as the left is batshit crazy. The left elite, however, would never want this to occur because their base would eat each other and they need someone to pay for their shit and blame all of their problems on.

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GopnikGod 11 points ago +11 / -0

That has been my idea for a while. We take New Zealand, Australia, Canada, and the UK's best minds and workers by enticing them with freedom. Then watch their 'UtOpIc' Socialist dream melt away under economic mismanagement.

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Pelayo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Please take Australia.....

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Leatherwood 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think Australians would fit in very well as part of the US. They are a lot like us, at least they were.

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chahn1138 8 points ago +8 / -0

You'll be welcome!

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Thenorthelevator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I made the jump and never regret it! Didn't realize how cucked I became as product of Canadian schooling.

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MrsHBarker 3 points ago +3 / -0

frens in the North

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TheKokaneeGroper 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can vouch for that

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Neonentity 5 points ago +6 / -1

*Castreau

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CanadianTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. Fuck him. Send to China.

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LinconChurchill 1 point ago +1 / -0

He goes there often…. to suck Poo Xi dick.