BREAKING NEWS: Mayor Ted Wheeler issues an injunction demanding his testicles stop sending testosterone to the rest of his body. "I've made it this far in life without testosterone so why start now?" said the 53rd mayor of Portland. The mayor then put his head in a plastic bag that he says "stops the spread of CO2 and eliminates potential Coronavirus spread". He added "After I wear the plastic bag on my head for 30 minutes or so, things make so much more sense"
Ted, your syphilis has obviously impacted your ability to have a rational thought.
Gonna suck when you find out you don't have a tax base to pay for all the damage repairs your little fucktard friends have necessitated!
Sorry to the people in Portland that don’t support this but Ted Wheeler didn’t start himself up, he got elected to his position by citizens. Ted Wheeler is part of the cancer that is killing a beautiful city and if you vote for him or anyone of his kind you’re as much a part of the cancer as he is. How can folks descended from brave pioneers turn to such weak beings in such a short time? There are people living in Portland who have family members who literally completed the irl version of The Oregon Trail, they could honor their memories and not be such cucks.
Yep, he's in on it.
What a moronic buffoon. Rioters are burning his city and he calls them peaceful protesters. Then spins it to blame Trump.
So sick of these dumbass politicians
Stupid Hurts. The entire city of Portland.
now thats how you ratio.
BREAKING NEWS: Mayor Ted Wheeler issues an injunction demanding his testicles stop sending testosterone to the rest of his body. "I've made it this far in life without testosterone so why start now?" said the 53rd mayor of Portland. The mayor then put his head in a plastic bag that he says "stops the spread of CO2 and eliminates potential Coronavirus spread". He added "After I wear the plastic bag on my head for 30 minutes or so, things make so much more sense"
Fuck you trump, we want Fuck you spray painted over our whole city, and lawlessness every night. That's what makes Portland awesome!
Ted, your syphilis has obviously impacted your ability to have a rational thought. Gonna suck when you find out you don't have a tax base to pay for all the damage repairs your little fucktard friends have necessitated!
Sorry to the people in Portland that don’t support this but Ted Wheeler didn’t start himself up, he got elected to his position by citizens. Ted Wheeler is part of the cancer that is killing a beautiful city and if you vote for him or anyone of his kind you’re as much a part of the cancer as he is. How can folks descended from brave pioneers turn to such weak beings in such a short time? There are people living in Portland who have family members who literally completed the irl version of The Oregon Trail, they could honor their memories and not be such cucks.