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Lois Lane (media.patriots.win)
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MustBeTrump 576 points ago +576 / -0

It's not a coincidence that the most beautiful woman in the room is also the ONLY reporter that isn't a radical left commie.

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jc99ta 283 points ago +283 / -0

We have the most beautiful women, don't we folks?

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Thedonwaun 68 points ago +68 / -0

This needs more upvotes

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MAGA_Fuckhead 18 points ago +26 / -8

I worked with an aging boomer who couldnt discipline himself with modern technology any better than a toddler could. All day every day - tick-tick-tick... Finally I had to blow up on him before my sanity was irrecoverable. Imagine a world free of irritating artificial noises and people addicted to their phones. I once lived lived in such a world.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 6 points ago +9 / -3

Everybody has their limits, I guess if common courtesy isnt one of your stronger suits youre asking for a reprisal.

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Homeofthebrave1776 6 points ago +7 / -1

I long for such a world....

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ModernKnight 8 points ago +8 / -0

When I have my younger siblings over for dinner or go out to eat with them, they know it's a rule that they have to keep their phones put away the whole time. They complained at first, but now they enjoy it. Just an hour or two away from the constant texts and status updates can bring a lot of happiness.

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NvJohansson 60 points ago +60 / -0

I like my women like I like my beer, without a penis.

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Emerald_Triangle 28 points ago +28 / -0

I like my women like I like my coffee, hot. Also without a penis.

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GeauxTrump20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Crocodile Dundee has entered the chat.

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ladypatriot_games 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like my women like a like my vodka, absolute[ly] women

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like my women like I like my scotch, eighteen years old and straight.

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like my women like I like my beer

Wet and bubbly, not flat, and cheap :)

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Mavdick96 20 points ago +20 / -0

Our chicks don't have dicks.

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are no chicks with dicks

Only dudes with boobs

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BasteSpuds 8 points ago +8 / -0

Important distinction in these times

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TenScoops 11 points ago +11 / -0

Try the new beautyline IMNOTACOMMIE

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Wallypip3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm no taco mmie

...sorry lol

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RedditCCP 7 points ago +7 / -0

The modern feminist is ugly, that's why they feel so underprivileged. They don't need to stand up for all women, just the ugly ones. They need to be more specific.

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bobcatgriswold 6 points ago +6 / -0

without a doubt... Kayleigh McEnany, Kim Klacik, Ivanka, Melania....ect ect

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Wallypip3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ryann McEnany (Social Media analyst for the President)

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auntjemima 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fukin A!!!

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Californian-4-Trump 22 points ago +22 / -0

Best thing about conservative women... no penis.

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LostViking1985 15 points ago +15 / -0

That bulge is usually a concealed carry.

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Californian-4-Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh damn. That’s hot!

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Alexius_von_Meinong 31 points ago +31 / -0

Several people have compiled images of before/after for gorgeous women that got sucked into the social justice/far leftist movement. They cut their hair, get piercings and tattoos, and learn how to dress repulsively. It's an intentional renunciation of beauty. The far left is nutty, but they aren't stupid. They know that beauty is a central value of western civilization, so they purposefully subvert and destroy beauty wherever they find it, including in themselves.

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FakeNametag 24 points ago +24 / -0

Just like when communists in Eastern Europe moved to Brutalist architecture. The ugliness spiritually crushes your soul.

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's "chowdah".

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visorak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't brutalist architecture basically just anything built mostly out of concrete? I mean, there's an emphasis on geometric shapes too, but anything that has an exterior of > 50% concrete is gonna be ugly by default.

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FakeNametag 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are some interesting buildings in the brutalist style but if you've ever spent time in a Eastern European former communist country you'll know exactly what I am talking about. Soulless and ugly buildings that could only be designed to crush your spirit.

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Taiwan too. The KMT kept pretending that they were going to "retake the mainland" any day now, and that all these concrete boxes were just temporary.

Seventy years later. . . .

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Alexius_von_Meinong 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a large and interesting literature on brutalism if one wants to take the time to look into it. One of the progenitors of the movement, Le Corbusier (yes, a cheese eating surrender monkey) focused on the natural look of the concrete after the forms are taken away, and how it preserves the grain of the wood that the forms were built of. There are many people who love brutalist architecture, and there are some admittedly stunning designs. However, it all depends on how it is carried out. Some of it is inspiring, but most of it is soul-crushing.

Le Corbusier is himself an interesting case study. He hated traditional architecture, called houses "a machine for living in," and wanted to tear down parts of Paris and build a series of identical tower blocks, like "The Projects." Fortunately, he didn't get his way with Paris.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

called houses "a machine for living in,"

Yes, that's kind of the whole point of a house.

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah usually, unless someone goes out of their way to mould pieces that fit together that end up looking beautiful. I gather there’s a full size concrete replica of the Greek temple of Artemis, or Pantheon or (I think that’s what it’s called?)in the USA that you can visit and walk around.

Either Kentucky or somewhere south ish? Probably completely wide of the mark. I’d love to see it myself.

See, if all new buildings were built in that kinda style... it would be lovely.

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Alexius_von_Meinong 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a particularly fascinating aspect to this in the systematic project by the Ceaușescu regime in Romania to tear down the traditional parts of Bucharest, and move the residents to newly built (in the Soviet brutalist style) soulless apartment blocks. This was intentional, and you can see the consequences of this in Bucharest today. They purposefully wanted to take people out of traditional buildings and to house them in commie blocks in their quest to create a new socialist man.

Warsaw outside the very small restored section downtown is also like this, and it's pretty awful to be honest. You have to go to the small towns to see the intact traditional architecture of central Europe.

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was fortunate enough to be in Hungary in the late 1990s, when they began redoing Budapest and the smaller city that I lived in. You could see the optimism growing within the people and the beauty of the city being restored in parallel. Last time I was there, there was still a massive amount of old shitty buildings, but from my first visit until my last there was tremendous improvement.

I took a drive to Prague during that time. I noticed the typical Soviet style concrete behemoth of depressing apartment buildings as I was a few miles outside the city. Then you get to the real city center and it is just beautiful.

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nobletanker81 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hillary Clinton. Nuff said.

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blackflame7000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rose McGowan is a good example

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J_Von_Random 2 points ago +2 / -0

A value of any healthy civilization.

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Alexius_von_Meinong 2 points ago +2 / -0

But, I would argue, especially a part of western civilization. The grotesque in western art is usually seen in the depiction of evil (say, paintings of Satan or demons) whereas in other traditions the grotesque is sometimes worshipped outright, as, for example, in the case of Kali or Angulimala.

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J_Von_Random 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedantic mode: are we calling those "healthy" cultures?

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Alexius_von_Meinong 1 point ago +1 / -0

By my definitions, yes, some of them are healthy cultures. Many of them have higher birthrates than western countries, and the peoples there believe in their societies.

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Alexius_von_Meinong 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a simple rule of thumb: if men find it unattractive, then it is empowering, stunning, and brave; if men find it attractive, then it is oppressive.

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GeoG85 7 points ago +7 / -0

Our beauty lasts. Theirs doesn't. Even the Devil looks good for a bit. Same with a succubi, but like Star Wars - time eventually matches the inside with the out.

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NomadicKrow 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm hearing that they've fired Kennedy and a couple of competent story tellers are taking over.

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TexasPiper 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean they only had stacks and stacks of canon novels to use...how they fucked up 7,8,9 I’ll never understand

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Notablitheringidiot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Feminism and shitting on the original characters was more important than telling a good story.

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TenScoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

turning Star Wars into a diversity social justice shitfest that hates whites and paints males as bumbling idiots didn't work out so well

oh well they did it with Star Trek too!

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

The novels went batshit insane off the deep end. Fucking Zahn and his fucking midichlorians.

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trump4eva 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, the left woman are fatter because they like to eat donuts.

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

The reason the Right has the most beautiful women is that OUR women are beautiful INSIDE and OUT.

Charlize Theron is fine af but fuck that noise!

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snoopy3210 3 points ago +3 / -0

no mask

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okayfilet 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I bet she shaves her armpits! REEEEEEEeeeeee!"

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Adam3852727482 145 points ago +145 / -0

That was a well-deserved quick stickie

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 84 points ago +90 / -6

I just got a well deserved quick stiffy

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TenScoops 10 points ago +11 / -1

just a freedom boner

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

5 faggots downvoted you. I wasn't one of them.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 2 points ago +2 / -0

anaconda lurks

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Toughsky_Shitsky 22 points ago +24 / -2

It's a pic of Chanel .. of course it garners a quick stickie.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 12 points ago +13 / -1

Saw her first ever report on OAN the day she got hired and have been a big fan ever since. I remember asking my mom “who is this beautiful woman????” & thinking how impressed I was w OAN’s great taste in smart females

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Whatyougotson 10 points ago +20 / -10

I'd like to give her a quick stickie

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to take my time. Hopefully we will be talking about how we can end Commies over an omelette the next morning.

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +2 / -4

Gross

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doug2 73 points ago +74 / -1

Damn girl don't hurt em

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Toughsky_Shitsky 64 points ago +65 / -1

She's calling me ... I know it.

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NomadicKrow 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've only got one yard girl right now, do you still want to see it?

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Click 7 points ago +7 / -0

It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside to know that she follows me and have retweeted my posts several times.

https://i.imgur.com/5cmONLu.png

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Mad_Maximo 34 points ago +36 / -2

I am going to need some context to this one. Who she be?

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Kyra 44 points ago +44 / -0

She actually did just interview the president, it was posted to youtube today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i-VhfSxuM0

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Emper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you I've been wanting to see her interview Trump for a while now.

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thingaboutarsenal 12 points ago +12 / -0

OAN reporters are all pretty hot. Even the less hot ones are still hotter than most reporters. Even my wife thinks Chanel is georgeous.

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Mad_Maximo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ahhh, yeah never watched OAN, so that's why it didn't ring for me. Thanks, pede.

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PattonWasRight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chanel Rion

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ciaramella_is_gay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even her name is fucking hot.

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I-am-but-an-egg 9 points ago +9 / -0

A liberal? Not this woman! She routinely pisses off the White House press corps with her baseness.

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leakmouth 31 points ago +31 / -0

Sorry honey. He’s taken. I’m available though...

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King444 24 points ago +24 / -0

Damn please tell me she ain’t a lefty

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SneakyWino 42 points ago +45 / -3

OANN reporter on the White House beat. Trump sometimes gives her the last question and it can be a doozy before he turns and walks out. She's awesome!

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sackofwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

How can people in this community still not know who she is?

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magafi 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have so many new people flowing in :)

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ChuckedBeef 31 points ago +31 / -0

She went with Rudy G to the Ukraine to interview the fired prosecutor and expose Joe Biden's corruption. She's legit one of the only real journalists we have left.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 13 points ago +13 / -0

You must be new here....welcome!

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jc99ta 24 points ago +24 / -0

So hot

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righttowolfarms 14 points ago +14 / -0

Most non-fat women here in California are Leftists.

It goes like this:

8/10 Girl

“Systemic Racism is a problem in this country”

3/10 Girl

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abuv 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every woman I've dated was either a democrat or a hardcore leftist. I need to get out of California

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Dogness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't give up. I managed to find a woman from LA County who was part Mexican and voted for Trump!

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Trump-2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bro...9gag? Step your game up.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean...he DOES stop crimes in the middle of the night sometimes...

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Jsmitty112 12 points ago +12 / -0

She is everything I want in a woman! Just sayin...

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JoeBidensDementia1 12 points ago +12 / -0

I bet she smells wonderful

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MyUsername 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ok Joe, who let you out of the basement?

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wapsi109283 11 points ago +11 / -0

Checks out, only reporter in the newsroom to realize that Clark Kent is actually Superman.

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CovefefeREEEE 10 points ago +10 / -0

She's engaged, fellas. Calm down.

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dumpsterfire 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think Kyle deserves a date.

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Indianapede 3 points ago +4 / -1

Congical visit

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's 100% probably been retconned by now but in 2008 there was an election tie in comic where DC revealed Lois Lane was a Republican. I don't remember if they came out and said she was but I remember her telling Clark about her being pro-military and pro-low taxes.

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Megadog3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally wouldn't surprise me lol, Lois Lane actually cares about truth, justice, and the American way.

edit: I looked it up, and you're right. Quote from her: "What can I say? I'm a product of my upbringing. I'm proudly for a strong military, small government, low taxes, and maximum individual freedom."

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brsmith77 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love how she always looks so intense.

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djtverystablegenius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Epic hair. There I said it.

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Robert_oconnor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man she's breathtaking. beautiful, smart and honest such class.

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

This woman is not going to have purple hair anytime soon.

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Boscoreo 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the press conferences, she is the only one in the room that actually asks a legitimate question.

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MAGANatsFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the fuckers took her chair away.

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G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's cute, who is she?

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RockyMin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our favorite reporter, Chanel Rion. She's from OANN and she's awesome.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks mate. I've been hearing alot about OANN, all good things.

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RockyMin 2 points ago +2 / -0

No problem. Yeah, OANN is great. One bright spot in all this fake news fuckery.

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nobletanker81 3 points ago +4 / -1

I get heart palpitations every time I see her photo. It's like... whoa... now THAT is what a reporter should be like.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s pretty. Assume she’s one of ours?

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Indianapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, need to do some research on her...

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Indianapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sorry, I meant “research”

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Bt443407 3 points ago +3 / -0

AOOOOOOOGAH.

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elmerecido 1 point ago +1 / -0

boioioioioiioioioiiiing

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anon572759 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks more like an April O'Neil to me

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SVT111 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's a one of a kind, that's for sure!

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alxram 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dream girl 😍

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No_cucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those eyes....!💕

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, she's gorgeous and based.

[falls over backwards]

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BunnyPicnic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Stunning. I love big hair. Perfect female in my eyes.

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nobletanker81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beauty is either a thing to be resented or a thing to be admired.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but a beautiful character is a fruit that catches everyone’s eye.

She is a tree of wisdom that will yield much beauty (and fruit!).

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PugBoy23 2 points ago +2 / -0

which way western man 🤔

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man, she's so hot!

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nc777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her and Kayleigh
Whenever she asks Kayleigh a question you know it's going to be great.

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Twalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in a womans meetup group. We aren't allowed to talk politics but I can guess 95% of the time who is conservative. They are put together and more attractive. And nicer! Always.

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would be her Superman.

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Sunnybats2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who dis?

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Megadog3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chanel Rion. Pretty based reporter from OANN.

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Sunnybats2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get OANN on KlowdTV but I always wind up watching Infowars ahah

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JohnMcCainsTumors 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys there are some really hot lefties too.. they just don't have the brains to go along with the beauty like our beautiful conservative girls. Ours have the full package, and no penis.

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ours have the full package because they have no penis.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful intelligent woman. Am I allowed to swoon over her if I'm a man?

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JaevlaSkit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll be her Superman.

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chanel_rions_hairgel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you spot me in the picture?