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AlphaNathan 118 points ago +119 / -1

Please be debates please be debates please be debates

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 61 points ago +62 / -1

You know, and I know, this will be the biggest sham of a debate in the history of the United States. I love your optimism though.

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name 60 points ago +61 / -1

Pelosi's comments about "not legitimizing Trump" by debating him almost made my head explode. Sadly, it would not surprise me if they played that card and ducked out at the last minute.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 42 points ago +43 / -1

We all called it, and they are doing exactly what we said they would. We are living through the most historical perversion of govt. I think anyone has ever seen. Please vote in person everyone.

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EthanSteel 1 point ago +3 / -2

Maybe in the united states. But there are a hell of a lot worse government's.

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MW23232 19 points ago +19 / -0

bEcaUz It wOuLD bE aN eXerCise iN sKuLduGgERy if the President got to be heard by the People, according to Nancy!

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IllKissYourBoobies 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's presidential because he's the President.

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's fucking crazy. While they got their brownshirts out in the street, they are trying to compare republicans to Nazis, and thereby saying that our opinions are a danger to democracy. It's absolutely insane. Guess who silenced other opinions because they would be treat to Germany?

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Tookens 18 points ago +18 / -0

They'll be sitting, both candidates (or at least Biden) will have the questions ahead of time. No interruptions allowed, etc, etc.

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bill_in_texas 17 points ago +18 / -1

No interruptions allowed,....

LOL, I'm sure Trump is going to honor that. He'll demolish Biden, and Biden will deserve every bit of humiliation he gets. That will probably be the only justice he gets for the spying and coup plot against Team Trump.

I mean, shit, if I committed the crime of the century, and all I got was being embarrassed nationally in front of the whole country, I'd feel like I got off light, vs., oh, I don't know, being sentenced to prison like General Flynn, or rotting in a youth jail in Illinois like Kyle.

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thedarkpath 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not sure about that.He could go the other way be nice and wait till creepy Joe mumbles some words or makes a big mistake (like mixing up his wife and sister) then blame the democrats for elder abuse.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I don't want Trump to make fun of his dementia, There's plenty of stuff to tackle him on, he should just let the dementia speak for itself.

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AnacondaIsAShill 16 points ago +16 / -0

You are a fucking cancer.

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bill_in_texas 13 points ago +13 / -0

Are you lost? Spezzit is over there

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momofteddy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kyle works in Kenosha, after work he went and cleaned buildings from the graffiti. Then when a car dealer asked for help defending his buildings, he volunteered to stand guard. They gave him a gun just in case. He also had a medical kit to help anyone injured. He went and helped injured rioters until he got separated from the building he had been guarding due to the police moving the line back. He attempted to get to the other building, someone fired a gun. Kyle was seen with a gun so they started chasing him, threw a moltov cocktail at him so he turned and fired at the nearest target, hitting him. He was then on the phone calling 911 for help for the wounded person when they found him again and stated chasing him again. He tripped, one came at him with a gun, trying to grab his, he fired and the guy lost a lot of his arm. Another started hitting him in the head with a skateboard, he fired again, guy died. He also shot another who was kicking him in the head, think that one died also. So no not a retard at all, did not cross state lines with a gun but was there working. Read the release from the attorney, it is an eye opener. Also the supposed eye witness is not in any of the videos because he was not there at all.

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

where can I read the release by the attorney?

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zabbers 6 points ago +6 / -0

There was no "counter rioting". But you know that.

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get your facts straight buddy.

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Jimmy33 11 points ago +11 / -0

POTUS just needs to ask a couple of times: “What did you just say?” Old Joe won’t have a clue.

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I_Am_My_Own_God 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on man. Make me remember my own words.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah he shouldn't be too savage on him though. There's plenty to get him on other than his dementia. Just let the dementia speak for itself.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sitting, of course. Biden couldn't stand that entire time.

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zabbers 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just want Trump to continuously call Joe a nice guy, just to see how he responds.

"You're a nice guy Joe. That must be why you've been in office so long - because you're nice. It's a shame what they're putting you through. Isn't he a nice guy, folks? Let's get this over with so he can go home and go to bed."

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bck- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Its up the incumbent to decide where there are debates.

There HAS to be debates

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Sumarongi 18 points ago +18 / -0

There HAS to be a drug test

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based_trekkie 14 points ago +14 / -0

debates with drug tests!!!

I would love if halfway through the debate, Trump receives piece of paper and goes:

"Well it was broken to me that Joe Biden is taking HydroxyCholorquine the COVID prophylactic treatment he criticized ME about!!!!"

"Just thought you all would like to know!"

"The results for other drugs he may be on will be released shortly, stay tuned!"

It would be FUCKING SAVAGE!

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beev_bove_biv 8 points ago +8 / -0

I really want to see CNN try and put a spin on it after Biden shits his pants on stage

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Psilocybik 12 points ago +12 / -0

Biden could shit his pants on camera and half the country would get brainwashed into thinking the person who actually shit their pants was Trump.

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beev_bove_biv 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or that shitting yourself is a good thing

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's so brave of him to show the struggles of old age many americans are struggling with today, it was so wholesome and relatable. You know Chris we all have parents/grandparents family members that.... This future president..."

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

They like his gaffs, makes him more relatable!

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Nicole333 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’ll be so disappointing if it doesn’t happen- like canceling the main event and I got first row tickets!!

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spezisacuckold 6 points ago +6 / -0

It IS elder abuse, but Hiden Biden's a cuckold so he seems to enjoy it. At least when he knows which state he's in...

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Rockmanneo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Basement Hidin Biden

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ComeysPrisonWallet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe-Pedo can't even talk with a script without fucking everything up.

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

well put pede

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Trump4a3rdTerm 48 points ago +48 / -0

How do you come up with a name like Idi Aminfa? 😂 So many of the names on here really crack me up.

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NADSAQ 11 points ago +11 / -0

As a purveyor of hairy indexes I sense a bubble forming in yours.

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mateus 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 17 points ago +17 / -0

You’d be surprised what people can come up with

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spezisacuckold 11 points ago +11 / -0

We should be friends.

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NotaBagel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey guys - room for one more?!?

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Elseebee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only for bagels.

Sorry...

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NotaBagel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol good one

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Elephant_Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

some of the few that kill me:

"Hillary_Clintons_Diaper"

"Dip_My_Balls_In_It"

"DisrespectfulNipples"

there are over a dozen others that have caught my eye and I laugh out loud at random points during my days about (when not even on TD) but I cannot currently think of them.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have already had multiple coworkers ask me wtf I'm laughing at in an empty room. Thinking back on the shit I come across on here makes the day go by faster.

God bless all of you Pedes!

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ShartMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't either.

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HumasTaint 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hi!

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Tookens 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Hillarys_Strapon has entered the chat"

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South_Florida_Guy 38 points ago +38 / -0

ABSOLUTE

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desync_ 34 points ago +34 / -0

UNIT

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CovefefeREEEE 14 points ago +14 / -0

INCOMING

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

BILL

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Elephant_Trump 33 points ago +33 / -0

what exactly am I supposed to be seeing?

did they pixilate his face?

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Trump2024 34 points ago +34 / -0

It's the fact that today he drug his balls all over Biden's face in Manchester, NH while sleepy Joe watched Golden Girls reruns and ate pudding.

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Miserable_company 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only vanilla though. He hates banana and throws it at the nurses while trying to grabass

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe seems like a tapioca man.

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GoatFace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh God that was funny!!!

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EpicTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

UNIT

Absolutely. No problem there. Believe me.

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look to the right. He's an absolute UNIT.

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Konsaki 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think so? That's the first thing I latched onto.

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WiseToad 24 points ago +24 / -0

Remember in 2016 when Crooked Hillary would disappear from the campaign trail for 2 weeks straight and Trump was doing 2-3 rallies everyday? Crooked wouldn't even give an interview for 2 weeks straight.

Then she got tossed into a van like a side of diseased beef.

They failed so badly. So they had to make up a fairytale about Russia as the reason they lost. Mueller delivered uranium samples to a Moscow airport in person. But Orange Man Bad is the one in bed with Russia!!!

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FakeNametag 7 points ago +7 / -0

They will be so BTFO this time Russia will be too small of an excuse. This time it will have to be space aliens with orbital mind control lasers.

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HighGradeKEK 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve been saying that they will claim to have found the body of Jesus Christ. Which is blasphemy!

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Jebs_guac_recipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd wake up at 10am, Trump had already been on 3 morning shows and currently doing a rally. Then he'd do phone interviews on the way to the next rally, all the while sending out spicy tweets & top it all off with an evening town hall. I'd be getting ready for bed at midnight and he'd still be tweeting. The man is a machine, he's got 40 years on me and I could barely keep up!

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gummibarenaked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orange Man Bad will be a great band name in about 10 years.

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MustBeTrump 23 points ago +23 / -0

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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bfett81 14 points ago +14 / -0

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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SquiggyMcPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump is an absolute UNIT!

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Notablitheringidiot 11 points ago +11 / -0

More that twice my age and more than three times my energy

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CovefefeREEEE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Endless Engergy.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 4 points ago +4 / -0

The centipede is a voracious eater.

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UpTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Still your president

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ElectricChad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Straight up YUGE!

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RussianBot_23198a 6 points ago +6 / -0

ABSOLUTE

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Juzeza 4 points ago +4 / -0

Presidential unit confirmed

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

UNIT

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ASimplePatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best units, believe me.

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MustafaJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus this man is just has unlimited energy. Comparing Trump to Biden is like comparing a nuclear power plant to a hand crank.

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gummibarenaked 2 points ago +2 / -0

A handcrank can perform measurable work that can be recorded with a simple multmeter.

With Biden, you'd need a JEB!ometer to measure the extreme low-energy states.

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RussianBot_23198a 1 point ago +1 / -0

A rusty, broken hand crank. Also the hand cranking has tried to testify against the crank for sexual harassment but had her case ignored by the media.

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ramennov 2 points ago +2 / -0

ABSOLUTE

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boony_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alpha UNIT

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stupid Joe needs a fucking monitor attached to a dolly that travels at a precise distance away from his goblin face. Dude looks like the guy from Poltergeist II, the crypt keeper.

President Crypt Keeper.

Has a ring.

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gnomenclature 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love him.

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Boxcar_Overkill 2 points ago +2 / -0

After the convention last night, the energy on TD.win feels like 2016 all over again.

I can hear, "Never Come Down" playing in the background in my head.

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TheKoog1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOOOoooo you can't just have rallies again during a global pandemic!!!!

Hahaha polls go brrrrrrrr

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Azarak 2 points ago +2 / -0

He definitely added the spice when he spoke tonight!!! USUSUS

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Ninja636 2 points ago +2 / -0

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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hashtag6zer0s 2 points ago +2 / -0

President Trump, aka GEOTUS, aka The Unit, aka UNITOTUS.

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Thinkfree 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ve got to know President Trump will kick him around like lion with a ball.

But the angle DNC are hoping for is Heels up Harris vs Vice President Pence. That’s where the real battle will happen. I hear she has a mouth on her. However VP Pence has integrity and honesty on his side. Those things the DNC can’t fight against. They talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk.

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think New York is in play. Push security and low taxes and see what happens now

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05OBXT 2 points ago +2 / -0

UNIT

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PeytonManThing 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s looking like Trump will win Minnesota this time around

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RussianBot_23198a 2 points ago +2 / -0

CLINTON

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck! I don't need to fill the brine tank for another 3 weeks.

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AbsoluteMadlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

NHpede here with an on-the-ground report. We all know people who are voting Trump or would never ever vote for him. The in-betweens, the apolitical people, even the ones that occasionally re-post anti-Trump FB posts, almost universally think Biden is a terribad choice and, even if they don't like him, think Trump is better. Many will vote Trump, but the ones that voted for Obama and Hillary will likely sit this one out. NH will go red. Screencap this.

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magaspif 1 point ago +1 / -0

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you zoom in he has no face and a Minecraft head

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hulda824 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's Unit Sr...Barron is actually Unit Jr.

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Furaffinitydotnet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do New York!

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Burchoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolute UNIT

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fluffykitten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii