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AlphaNathan 118 points ago +119 / -1

Please be debates please be debates please be debates

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 61 points ago +62 / -1

You know, and I know, this will be the biggest sham of a debate in the history of the United States. I love your optimism though.

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name 60 points ago +61 / -1

Pelosi's comments about "not legitimizing Trump" by debating him almost made my head explode. Sadly, it would not surprise me if they played that card and ducked out at the last minute.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 42 points ago +43 / -1

We all called it, and they are doing exactly what we said they would. We are living through the most historical perversion of govt. I think anyone has ever seen. Please vote in person everyone.

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EthanSteel 1 point ago +3 / -2

Maybe in the united states. But there are a hell of a lot worse government's.

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MW23232 19 points ago +19 / -0

bEcaUz It wOuLD bE aN eXerCise iN sKuLduGgERy if the President got to be heard by the People, according to Nancy!

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IllKissYourBoobies 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's presidential because he's the President.

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's fucking crazy. While they got their brownshirts out in the street, they are trying to compare republicans to Nazis, and thereby saying that our opinions are a danger to democracy. It's absolutely insane. Guess who silenced other opinions because they would be treat to Germany?

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Tookens 18 points ago +18 / -0

They'll be sitting, both candidates (or at least Biden) will have the questions ahead of time. No interruptions allowed, etc, etc.

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bill_in_texas 17 points ago +18 / -1

No interruptions allowed,....

LOL, I'm sure Trump is going to honor that. He'll demolish Biden, and Biden will deserve every bit of humiliation he gets. That will probably be the only justice he gets for the spying and coup plot against Team Trump.

I mean, shit, if I committed the crime of the century, and all I got was being embarrassed nationally in front of the whole country, I'd feel like I got off light, vs., oh, I don't know, being sentenced to prison like General Flynn, or rotting in a youth jail in Illinois like Kyle.

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thedarkpath 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not sure about that.He could go the other way be nice and wait till creepy Joe mumbles some words or makes a big mistake (like mixing up his wife and sister) then blame the democrats for elder abuse.

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Jimmy33 11 points ago +11 / -0

POTUS just needs to ask a couple of times: “What did you just say?” Old Joe won’t have a clue.

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I_Am_My_Own_God 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on man. Make me remember my own words.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah he shouldn't be too savage on him though. There's plenty to get him on other than his dementia. Just let the dementia speak for itself.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sitting, of course. Biden couldn't stand that entire time.

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zabbers 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just want Trump to continuously call Joe a nice guy, just to see how he responds.

"You're a nice guy Joe. That must be why you've been in office so long - because you're nice. It's a shame what they're putting you through. Isn't he a nice guy, folks? Let's get this over with so he can go home and go to bed."

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bck- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Its up the incumbent to decide where there are debates.

There HAS to be debates

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Sumarongi 18 points ago +18 / -0

There HAS to be a drug test

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based_trekkie 14 points ago +14 / -0

debates with drug tests!!!

I would love if halfway through the debate, Trump receives piece of paper and goes:

"Well it was broken to me that Joe Biden is taking HydroxyCholorquine the COVID prophylactic treatment he criticized ME about!!!!"

"Just thought you all would like to know!"

"The results for other drugs he may be on will be released shortly, stay tuned!"

It would be FUCKING SAVAGE!

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beev_bove_biv 8 points ago +8 / -0

I really want to see CNN try and put a spin on it after Biden shits his pants on stage

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Psilocybik 12 points ago +12 / -0

Biden could shit his pants on camera and half the country would get brainwashed into thinking the person who actually shit their pants was Trump.

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beev_bove_biv 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or that shitting yourself is a good thing

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's so brave of him to show the struggles of old age many americans are struggling with today, it was so wholesome and relatable. You know Chris we all have parents/grandparents family members that.... This future president..."

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

They like his gaffs, makes him more relatable!

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Nicole333 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’ll be so disappointing if it doesn’t happen- like canceling the main event and I got first row tickets!!