Today it was announced that Joe Biden is coming out of the basement...in 10 days!
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🛏️ SLEEPY JOE 🛏️
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If Joe sees his shadow in 10 days, do we have six more weeks of rioting?
According to Heels Up Harris, the rioting will never end.
If she loses, she'll be pacing around the room like "I can't imagine what went wrong! I said all the right things!...Am I out of touch?....No. It's the voters who are wrong!"
I'm hoping after this election rest of my fellow Californians vote harris out.. and frankenfeinstein. And recall Newsom.
I'm hoping Abbott of Texas gets replaced by a Trump Republican next go-around.
Who would that be? Patrick?
Drug test all of congress for some real funzies. All of us working plebs get to piss in a cup, time for the elite to follow suite.
Kinky Friedman.
If Pat was in charge the state would be fully reopened. That's to assume he would have closed it at all.
Yes, he would be the choice.
It should be the law that you have to give up your current seat before campaigning for another position. My employer won’t pay me to look for another job. Why should we pay these clowns to do the same thing?
I completely agree. Amy Klobuchar was hanging out in Iowa more than in Minnesota last year. She is supposed to be representing US in Minnesota not Iowans.
On my own time. Politicians campaign full time for the better part of two years.
And how exactly would re elections work?
Re-elections wouldn’t change. I’m talking about campaigning for a new position while holding office.
If she did that would be new to me.
She has 2 more years on her term.
It's an old political trick. That why they stagger all these elections out with 4 or 6 year term, beginning at different times. Even at local levels they do it. Get into one office, and halfway through, run for a bigger office, if you lose, you still have a couple years to go on the current swindle. Obama did the same thing.
We have been trying. We now have a Rep who obviously stole the congressional seat from our prior Rep in 2018, thx to vote harvesting. During primaries in March, and even tho no one ever heard of the "new" Rep before 2018 when she stole our prior rep's seat, (I think she may be getting more popular now, IDK, but I've heard her name mentioned now and then as a hardcore Lefty in DC) she is already massively ahead of the Repub candidate running for the same seat 100,000 (her) to 37,000 (Repub)! It just CAN'T BE. This was ALWAYS a Repub district before 2018. Never a Dem Rep before, and this woman suddenly stole Rep seat then, and now has 3X the popularity of the new Repub candidate, who is a hero ex military vet, staunch Repub, all-around good guy? The demographics have not changed here to any extent in the last 4 years, so all I can say is, no matter how hard we try, they cheat and we were warned by a leak 4 years ago, and then told they always have cheated. How do you fight electronic flipping, and tossing Repub ballots in the trash, and substituting in Dem stolen ballots?
I really don't have a clue what the answer is. I'd much rather expose the whole scam so our country could see what they've done, and get the world to see what has been done to all of them, too, around the world even. smh. It's true.
Me too fellow CaliPede
Dude gotta go dude gotta go dude gotta go dude gotta go dude gotta go dude gotta go dude gotta go dude gotta go dude gotta go
Sounds like the ending of Death Note.
lmao
"Hillary said if I ate her muff I could be President!"
She is incredibly stupid.
She is an empty vessel.
🐪🦶 Harris
👠 👠 ☝️ Harris
I see your 👠👠☝️Harris and raise you a 🐪🦙🔔
(he's not kidding):
https://streamable.com/ibqkfr
How is it possible for two people to make so many punchable faces in such a short time??
Also...does it seem like Colbert is wishing she would not reveal to the nation that she is activating her flying monkeys to wreak havok nationwide until they overthrow the United States?
Jesus Christ
She is evil, and dumb. She said the quiet part loud and just told the country she (if elected) has NO intention of trying to stop the riots.
"Elect us for a violent revolution!"
Hillary was a moron for shouting "The jobs are never coming back!" I never thought I'd see someone voluntarily shoot themselves in the foot harder.
Then... Kamala.
Hillary: No one will ever be as disgusting and out-of-touch as I am!
Kamala: Hold my married, 60-year-old boss's dick.
According to the leftists belief in Communism, the revolution will never end.
✔
Dang it. Beat me to it.
Damnit I was late! Had to delete mine. Lol
I'll believe it when I see it. Debate dodger.
If you would have told me last year Trump would request Biden to take a drug test before the debate to see what kind of drugs both of them are on I would have said you talkin that crazy talk again.
10 years ago if you tried to tell me Donald Trump would be our president and his opponent would be a demented pedophile that's hiding in his basement and has been in government for 50 years I would have thought you were crazy.
If 19 years minus 2 weeks ago you'd told me that America will, in fact, forget by 2020, I'd refuse to believe it.
:(
https://imgur.com/a/XtDxjbI
Yup.
Sobering thought: How, exactly, would that event be reacted to today?
Impossible to know, but easy to guess...
Look at the decades of manipulation that brought us to 2020. All the bombings, all the mass shootings, acts of terrorism, the racially motivated murders, scamdemic, the economic shutdown and mandatory masks, riots, schools plan to NEVER reopen. All this propoganda and societal manipulation was just a test run for.......what? I think you know.
You mean when some people did something?
He has to come out, so 2 weeks later he can "catch COVID" just in time to skip the first debate.
I really hope that they don't manage to keep him out of the debates.
I'm looking forward to seeing Trump absolutely destroy this demented old pedo.
Come on, Dems, do something right for once and don't deny me this.
That tells me they are going to try another drug cocktail to get him functional and that they need those ten days to get him on it and see what the affects are.
In essence, this is like that episode of Star Trek where Spock's Brain was stolen and Dr. McCoy used that crank thing to operate his body.
If he doesn't debate Trump should seriously hold a debate in the street right in front of his house with a blow up doll standing in for Joe.
A dildo suction cupped to the podium will do.
Are we gonna get another 9/11 fall down?
At this point, they will probably end up saying he has the China virus and say he is recovering in good condition until the election. They will have kamalla Harris do all the talking and campaigning.
If she goes out to debate Trump she'll probably end up sucking his dick on stage at the end
I may not have any policies, but if there's one thing I do know!
Don't give them any ideas
I'd love a blood analysis. They must be attempting to pump modafinil straight through his veins at this point
Ahh yes, but remember - Spock was without his brain
I'm moving to Trumpville!
TRUMPVILLE!!!!!!!
The capital of Kekistan!
You need to set your watch to run 4x faster when visiting.
Things in trumpville have no brakes
The presidential candidate is supposed to be the big ticket, not the running mate. If Kamala was so great, she shouldn’t have been bodied by tulsi so hard she dropped out. Trump was smart to pick Pence because he did not compete against him in the primary.
Guarantee that if Biden won, he’d be dead before he even took a step into the White House. Cumonher Harris would even be found as the one with her hands around his throat
Correct. He just wants the campaign money. No refunds!
Well, they’ve called Trump a racist and sexist for the last 5 years. So whatever criticism him debating Kamala would be wouldn’t be new.
I want to live in Trumpville...
LSHMSFOAIDMT
You’re here, fren.
Welcome.
WE ARE TRUMPVILLE!!!!
NO BRAKES BABY!!
Every Trumper Down in Trumpville Liked America, a lot...
But Sleepy Biden, Who lived just north of Trumpville Did NOT!!
That's so good. 😁👍
Thanks! 🥰
I fucking lost it when I heard that on tv 😂
Biden says he plans to come out the basement just as soon as he checks with his campaign advisors, his doctors... and this Chinese guy!
Is "SWING" a code word?
Nope, GEOTUS was talking about his own dick around his ankles
Actually I think he was talking about his massive balls... they’ve never seen a swing like that!
Dog whistle for big dick patriots
C'mon man, please clap.
Pack it in boys we are screwed now.
Haha the way he talks is so goofy and I love it.
"The poll numbers have totally swung. They've totally swung. Like nobody has ever seen them swing before. And it was rapid. The rapidest swing. We have the best swinging polls don't we? The greatest swings. We're going to build a statue to the swinging polls, a big beautiful statue to the swing. The greatest statue you've ever seen. People will come from miles around to see the statue of the swinging polls. It will become an intergalactic landmark, folks. Aliens will come visit earth just to see the swing."
Very funny!
In 10 days he will step out on his front lawn and announce that he will come out again in 7 days to announce the future date where he will provide his rationale for not debating.
Like the groundhog, will Joe see his shadow and decide there's six more weeks of campaigning? Or will he go back to the basement? Sleepy Joe, the Punxsutawney Phil of Wilmington.
See you next Tuesday, JoePedo!! 🤣
I swear, the corpse of Ruth Bader gets out more than Joe
https://thedonald.win/p/GvYQZCpd 😂
10 days is equivalent to approximately 15% of the days remaining until election day.
The definition of low-energy.
It's amazing that a presidential candidate has done zero campaigning and announces, just over 2 months from election day, that he's going to start... I'm 10 days.
Not even trying to win.
In it for the money. No refunds!
President Trump will make the Democrtas force Joe out.They will try to use smoke and mirrors.Body doubles like Killary did. This is the same exact tactic Killary use. She thought she was to good and go out campaing.
The dozens of people that will attend his rallies are excited.
The media will say there is another surge with the kung flu and he will end up staying in and saying its not safe to have the debate.
The TV channels will have a countdown on the screen, for ten days, in anticipation of Creepy Joe going outside and looking for his shadow?
FUCK that means we get two more weeks of Summer!!!!!
They'll set up a green screen and fake it. Bet.
Biden is hidin
I’d live there
He did am interview with Anderson Cooper today
It didn't go well
Joe Biden hasn't travelled Delaware in 47 years. Delaware for Trump
10 DAYS IS AN ETERNITY
I fucking LOVE TRUMP
HAHAHAHA! Thanks a lot for the heads up, Joe. We will be waiting with bated breath.
So deepstate planning some shitstorm event in next 10 days? Mass shooting? More riots?
It will be something for sure. :(
You can bet there will be at least one major event.
Libtards have been pitching fits, whining, stomping around, crying, and howling like petulant little brats who's parent won't buy them a toy - and it hasn't worked.
So get ready for "The Big One", where they throw themselves on the floor, kicking screaming, and rolling around as if on fire.
Fortunately, on Nov.3, we have the opportunity to be the adult in that situation; calmly and firmly pick them up by the forearm, and then light that ass on fire!! Because discipline is what these spoiled violent little shits have lacked in their lives. And I'm certain that Papa Trump will be providing all the discipline they need come his second term.
I'm sure his agenda will be to tour all nursing homes in Michigan and New York, tuberculosis wards and leprosy colonies to ensure infection. His handlers are now out to remove him prior to debates and election.
The President is truly hilarious. Sleepy Creepy Joe is going to get smashed in the debates... if he agrees to them.
Trumpville!
If Biden sees his shadow will he go back in the basement ?
Only if he recognizes that it is his shadow.
"I view 10 days as like an eternity okay."
Time traveler = confirmed.
POTUS was having a good time tonight. I think the crowds energize him.
Funniest POUTS ever
Expect JayZ and Beyonce to Elton John and Matt Damon to Oprah Winfrey. The celebrity worship will be their next gig.
I wonder if Katy Perry will be trotted out for Biden by her handlers as penance for failing to attract sufficient votes for Hillary.
Remember Lady Gaga dressed as a Nazi? I was so close to voting Hillary after that appearance. /s
Jesus only needed three days, and he was dead!
DOS actually booted up pretty fast for the hardware it ran on. Biden's brain is running Windows 3.1 on a 1980s 286SX, and wondering why the Web-pages don't load. 🤓
Biden comes out of the basement. Does some underwhelming campaign stops through most of September. Coincidentally gets covid right before the debate.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍. God I love this man!
the polls are swinging like a falwell party
ANNIHILATED
In ten days?
So he is pupating then?
Huh. I had him figured as a Reptilian.