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getkek 127 points ago +129 / -2

Up-didily-doot for your user name.

Edit: Whoa whoa whoa 🤚 I got an instant downvote, Hillary must not agree.

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WolfMaddow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dammit Hillary’s Asspad Hahaha 😂 I gave pede a bonus upvote for you

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getkek 3 points ago +3 / -0

High energy!!!

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Barack-Obama 40 points ago +42 / -2

I would have absolutely no objection if he drug his balls over my face.

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Barack-Obama 18 points ago +18 / -0

You are 100% right.

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ralphw 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stay classy, Barry

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CapnKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know the rules, one teabag per day.

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unicornpoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dammit, this fucker got me again.

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PineAppleMan247 5 points ago +5 / -0

We know Barry. That’s why you married a dude.

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TripleBlack 25 points ago +25 / -0

My sister said "Trump is dragging America's ass all over the nations of the world"

I replied "Nah, he's dragging his balls."

She didn't reply back.

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RepublicanBlue 23 points ago +23 / -0

Indeed. There is no way for Donald Trump to have accomplished what he has as president without God's guidance.

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PinochetIsMyHero -1 points ago +2 / -3

It was obviously the work of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Trump has been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 10 points ago +12 / -2

Well The Bible does fortell about 2 witnesses.And it makes the Trump curse more understandable. The Bible Talks about 2 Witenesses in the last days. They are Trump/Pence. This also explains about the Trump curse. Revelation 11:3-12 ESV And I will grant authority to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth.” These are the two olive trees and the two lampstands that stand before the Lord of the earth. And if anyone would harm them, fire pours from their mouth and consumes their foes. If anyone would harm them, this is how he is doomed to be killed. They have the power to shut the sky, that no rain may fall during the days of their prophesying, and they have power over the waters to turn them into blood and to strike the earth with every kind of plague, as often as they desire.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Book of Revelation: “And lo, there shall be seven trumps—“

America:

”YES, PLEASE!!!!”

The Book of Revelation: “And the beast from the bottomless pit...”

America:

”Oh, Creepy Joe from his basement!!!”

The Book of Revelation: “Mystery! Babylon the Great, Mother of Harlots, and fornications of the earth, sitting on seven hills...”

America:

”So, Kamala the Hoe from San Francisco???”

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Mother of Harlots" obviously refers to Hillary.

Kamala doesn't have kids of her own. No stake in the future, really.

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kek_saved_the_world 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you! A prophet in 2014 also predicted Trump during sermon..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T3Y5PBmpUQ

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pmyourcovfefes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some people think the mark is the mask or the coming vaccine they’re going to try to make mandatory.

I’ll just say outside the city no masks are about 80% of people I see. In the city it’s about 97% compliance.

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're not there yet. The two witnesses will be publicly executed and the world will be cheering on it. You don't wanna see that happening to our president. He's more of a King Cyrus and/or General Yehu kind of figure. God uses an outsider to drain the swamp because nobody inside the swamp can do it. Not Crazy Bernie, not Ted Cruz or any other politicians who's been inside of the system for years or even decades.

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20KAG20 10 points ago +10 / -0

And this is coming from shit ass polls that suck. Imagine the silent majority that are never polled getting in on the numbers.

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. The last poll in MN prior to the election had Hillary up 11. She won the state by 2 points.

So if they have Trump tied, he's probably up 8.

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nobletanker81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beware of the Wheeler

https://youtu.be/WM0RFE3QGAU