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TheMAGAnificent 45 points ago +48 / -3

The internet is a weird place, and TDW it's crown jewel

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Kekistani_Preacher 25 points ago +25 / -0

No... You keep getting better and better!

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King_Doug_Heffernan 12 points ago +12 / -0

No, YOU'RE beautiful!

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

awaits “breathtaking” meme

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King_Doug_Heffernan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh that's what I was trying to quote. I failed.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keanu forgives

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King_Doug_Heffernan 2 points ago +2 / -0

🙏

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Desertwhale 89 points ago +89 / -0

Makes me realize how there is no fucking chance he gets charged. There will be an uprising like they have never seen before!

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A1waysLurk1ing 58 points ago +58 / -0

Surprised he hasn't been busted out by a posse!

(only slight sarcasm)

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Desertwhale 23 points ago +23 / -0

They have no stones. Only feelings.

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Notablitheringidiot 20 points ago +20 / -0

This but with no sarcasm

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Kekistani_Preacher 11 points ago +15 / -4

Because WE are the side of rule and law.

LAW AND ORDER

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Ravenant 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck that! When there is no equal protection, there is no law.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch Colin noire on YT break it down.

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prayinpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

A weapon on a sling is considered holstered

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, if dicks were out for Harambe, I couldn't see why we can't have the posse out for Kyle.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

If somehow he gets life in prison, it’ll happen

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PeytonManThing 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wouldn’t put it past any democrat prosecutor. There’s no way he gets convicted though

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FrontInspection 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have a seriously bad feeling that fuckery will be pulled here. There's too much on the line for them. Even if a conviction is off the table, they're gonna drag it out. He'll be 21 before he walks, mark my words, unless we do something about it

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Fluffy_Indigo 14 points ago +15 / -1

If he's not out in six months we must be vocal about a presidential pardon.

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SpezisaRetard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can’t pardon a state crime

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FormerGraveheart 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can just have US Marshalls take him right out of there. If they have no rule of law, fuck 'em.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they try to fuck with kyle about living in another state the feds can pick it up.

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FrontInspection 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope being vocal is enough

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Dereliction 1 point ago +1 / -0

SIX MONTHS?!!?

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PeytonManThing 6 points ago +7 / -1

Nah, there’s a constitutional right to a speedy trial

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s case law. It isn’t a right that has no teeth.

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FrontInspection 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes because libs care so much about the constitution

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judges do

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judges do

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HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

it won't even make it past a grand jury

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully not, but it’s said that a prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich

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prayinpede 0 points ago +1 / -1

No way a jury of his peers wil convict. Someone in the area should paper the town with fliers about jury nullification

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PeytonManThing 2 points ago +2 / -0

No need for nullification because he’s not guilty

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SR91Aurora 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are these federal charges?

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Tannhauser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope

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Itype33 7 points ago +7 / -0

The age charge doesn't look legit either, the law is written such that it looks like for long guns the age is 16.

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please have a look at this comment thread: https://thedonald.win/p/GvTrr0SY/x/c/16ZE4cVfuK

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it will be a rough and dirty battle.

He has a great lawyer team, a metric ton of video evidence in his favor (several more or less complete play-by-play from various angles), the interview that happened prior to the events that led to him shooting showing he was there to protect stuff and help people, a good Samaritan in essence, the fact he surrendered himself, and apparently even the weapon wasn't his, it never left Wisconsin.

Against him are a partisan DA and media, so the court of public opinion. That's who will fight dirty and make it rough for him.

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prayinpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Colion noir(a lawyer) did a vid on it. He says WI requires a training certification for under18 to carry

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Desertwhale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prosecutor can argue that all they want. They love to try and fool dumb juries with hypotheticals. It's called the Chewbacca defense and it's quite annoying.

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308win 37 points ago +37 / -0

https://youtu.be/yt0WnH-N22g

I offer up this version for your ears

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Desertwhale 13 points ago +13 / -0

Heard this one last night. Excellent rendition!

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Spicy_maymay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Youtube in 5 minutes: Removed for hate music

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thenameisdonald 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is music.

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deplorableman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best version

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0
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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad we agree on something lol

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 28 points ago +28 / -0

Paul Revere of 2020

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prayinpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe more of a Concord

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A1waysLurk1ing 19 points ago +19 / -0

(Sing along to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)


Come listen to a story about a kid named Kyle.

A poor life guard who scrubbed graffiti while,

Then one day he was shootin at some fools,

And out from their caves came neoMarxist tools.


Commies that is, Pink tards, limp wristeds cucks.


Well the first thing you know, young Kyle's been thrown in jail

Hindsight blinded pundits said, "YOUR A FUCKING WHITE MALE!".

Said he crossed state lines, turned out that was a lie,

And the best lawyer in the land, is gonna save Kyle.


Lin Wood that is. Pro Bono. Free representation.

The Kenosha Kid!


( can someone musically inclined please make this?)

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King_Doug_Heffernan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone pls record

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FragoDelight 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oof. Manly tears. Manly tears.

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casualdiverter 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fastest sticky in the west. We have the best mods don't we?

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CaptainChrisPBacon 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have much hope for the Future Of America. Generation Z is based AF. Democrta has mortage their future on Oragne Man Bad..... and it is going to be Democrtas down fall. It will be replace with The Trump Party

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G_regulator 13 points ago +13 / -0

It doesn't matter what version of "big iron" I hear the song makes me super emotional. I'm nearly crying right now. I'm usually very in control of my emotions but for some reason some songs set me off, I'm not sad I'm not angry, it's just they beauty of the words combined with the melody, just gets me right in the chest.

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Saltyspicoli27 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a mess.... I get it

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MerchantMan99 11 points ago +11 / -0

This ballad is... actually superbly written. I love it.

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MerchantMan99 11 points ago +11 / -0

Realize that in the distant future, the 2020s will be known as the Roaring 20s. 😉

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JKillen 10 points ago +11 / -1

Member in Game if Thrones when you did something badass, songs were written about you?

Kyle just became the John Stark of 2020

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brad191 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm more impressed with that kid every time I see the video. Amazing restraint and good shooting from awkward positions.

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SpezisaRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

My girl friend walked past and said “who sings that one” was so hard to explain because she doesn’t have a clue what happened lmao

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is a song of my peoples, let me play it for you.

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Awilen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps, but just to make sure, check your device's date and time. If they aren't set correctly (like if they are reset in case of lack of service), SSL checks fail.

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putin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Epic!

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Groupthinkgroupthink 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude will have a movie about him one day, just you wait.

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MillionDollarDon2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was fucking epic!

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Dexahexatris64 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahahahahahahahahah

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Dragonmoon333 4 points ago +4 / -0

Much better version! This one is much better to share!

You got this buddy!

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Kekistani_Preacher 4 points ago +4 / -0

I BELIEVE

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TeddyIndeed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it.

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King_Doug_Heffernan 3 points ago +3 / -0

So good. Kyle's a folk hero.

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BOBON0101 2 points ago +2 / -0

HERE'S MY STREAMABLE LINK IF YOU GUYS WANT TO SPREAD THIS AROUND .. https://streamable.com/85fup2

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jackwerntz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Terrible recording quality... but best voice and version yet!

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ugh, i couldn't listen. Someone get this person into a real studio, those high notes hurt my ears.