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Groupthinkgroupthink 79 points ago +79 / -0

Guys stop, this is how singularities are created, the shear weight of these memes are going to collapse in on themselves and take the solar system with it.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 13 points ago +13 / -0

would give my right arm

It's ok, antifa already donated.

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

I knew there was a joke in there somewhere. Good on you for finding it 😊

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NormaJeanRocks 12 points ago +12 / -0

If it makes you feel any better, he's not in a jail, he's in a Juvenile Detention Center

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Groupthinkgroupthink 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't fear man, he'll see them.

He'll get out.

Lin will also make him rich for what he had to endure, the guys that attacked him, half of them have GoFundMes, you can bet some MSM will defame him, and then there's the City itself.

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ChuckCollet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Antifa gave its right arm so we could have memes, thanks Antifa!

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Dialectic 20 points ago +20 / -0

All hail the memiverse!

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nothingberg 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's its gotta be a "black" Hole, why cain't it be a memehole?

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Winston_Smith84 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can only hope

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ElvenGhostAgent 77 points ago +78 / -1

"That's quite a bit of damage" - Commander Zhao

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IroWide 27 points ago +27 / -0

Thought you were going a different angle with that lol but i'll just say it:

That boy needs some flex tape on his arm!

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FlimboFlongins 18 points ago +18 / -0

When do we get to see the "Bloody Mess" Perk in action?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X026lx8Ly54

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Konsaki 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's only worth 5% more damage. Kyle obviously took the Commando perk for +25% VATS accuracy with 2handed firearms at level 6.

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sgtmattkind 4 points ago +4 / -0

"That's a lot of damage!" -Phil Swift

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gopatriots 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flesh wound. Half an arm's worth.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 33 points ago +33 / -0

Ahhhhhhhh now I want to play Fallout 3 again!

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BluetoothHelibungee 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'd recommend New Vegas if you haven't played it.

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CelesteD 12 points ago +12 / -0

Agreed, dated graphics but best story and voice acting. So many famous voice actors too, not many people realize that part.

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Cstriker01 7 points ago +7 / -0

New Vegas was superior in every way.

Hell, get onto gog.com and get Fallout 1 and 2!!!

Fallout 2 holds up pretty damn well!!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do I look like a sap?? Of course I played New Vegas!!!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fallout 4 was fun ENUFF. It kept me entertained quite a while and had beautiful graphics. If they took the graphics from 4 and put them in 3, I’d cum my pants. I never got the opportunity to play NV but have heard nothing but the best reviews. I’m hoping for a remaster but I won’t hold my breath

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Stukov 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fallout 4 had better gameplay, NV had the best roleplaying/story. Can't comment on ones pre-F3 as I wasn't into those games.

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Dialectic 8 points ago +8 / -0

But you have the fantastic fallout 76 to play. How could you want to play fallout 3? /s

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fallout 76 was in and out my my Xbox in 5 minutes and been collecting dust ever since. Fuck that game.

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Stukov 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know what you are talking about, that doesn't exist.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. Played 76 for a little while, tried to give it a chance. Sold it after it kept crashing every 5 minutes. Plus, had a modest base going, destroyed by lvl 300+ assholes for no reason. If they had made it a single player, or at least Borderlands style co-op, it could’ve very well had rivaled NV.

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JudicialDredd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I recommend doing heavy mods. I spent more time making bitches hot than actually playing.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 32 points ago +33 / -1

"I don't understand, this isn't what getting shot in the arm looks like in the movies!"

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TheOutlawPepeWales 22 points ago +22 / -0

You know how it is, in the movies the hero gets shot in the arm and it's always just a little scratch, they shrug it off with some quip like "I ain't got time to bleed", and everybody basks in the light of their courageous glory. I love this picture because it's the face of a guy who spent his whole life in a fantasy bubble and just got a very rude introduction to reality. :)

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Groupthinkgroupthink 9 points ago +10 / -1

In truth, it's likely he could still operate the pistol - but that's the difference between someone who's nothing left to lose, and someone who doesn't have to be in the situation he's in.

He's still holding the gun, his finger's still on the trigger. He's likely pumping with adrenaline even though he's also probably in shock, it's fight or flight, either state will get him to where he wants to get to next.

I.e., The half arm-bandit chose his life over attempting to fire the pistol with a fuck up arm.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 15 points ago +15 / -0

I dunno, the way his wrist was flopped over tells me there was a lot of tendon damage. That bullet struck deep. He was still able to maintain some grip with his ring and pinky fingers, but I really don't think he was able to raise the gun or pull the trigger with that hand anymore. Not that he was in a state of mind to do it if he could. That's not just a look of physiological shock, that's a look of psychological horror. It's one I hope all commies soon experience (I'm guessing it will sink in sometime in early November) as they realize the end of their retarded ideology is near.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can see in the video, when he's first shot he drops the pistol, and it's sliding on the ground. So in that photo, he's retrieved it and is holding it and his finger is now on the trigger.

I think, otherwise how else did it get back into his hand? Could be wrong.

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AmIBeingObtuse 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look closely, he was holding his cell phone in his left hand and dropped it when he was shot. That's what you see sliding on the ground, he never lost his grip on the weapon. Whether he could still use it or not is another question.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see, I'll check it out and get back to you.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

There’s no way man. I dislocated my shoulder lifting weights and I couldn’t let go of the weight for 5 minutes. I was completely aware I was holding it still and it was pulling my already dislocated shoulder out even more but no amount of brainpower could get my hand to do anything, let alone fire a pistol accurately/at all

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Groupthinkgroupthink -1 points ago +1 / -2

This guy hasn't dislocated his shoulder, a dislocated shoulder is vastly different, your shoulder's no longer in its socket, the socket that allows it to work.

The best real world parallel to life and death combat we have today is UFC -- have you watched a UFC fight? They are bloody, they are hard, they are sweating, if they are evenly matched towards the end of the rounds they've lost all composure, technique and are now just RAW INTENT to beat the other person, before he beats him.

Another example is the real life duels and fencing that use to occur in Europe, these guys would use dueling swords and sabers and inflict all sorts of damage upon one another, severed tendons, deep wounds, blunt force trauma. All while being exhausted and still having to hold a sword.

The fucking Commie said he was going to empty his clip into Kyle, gets shot once, and backs the fuck off. The only reason he's alive is because for that moron, it wasn't a real life and death situation, he had a choice to leave, and he chose to stop attempting to kill Kyle and withdraw.

If the situation was reversed, or if no-arm-commie-bro was deranged, he would have attempted to continue to use the pistol.

But he would have emptied that entire clip into Kyle, and Kyle wouldn't have been able to back off, off the ground, so he would have had to continue to fight for his life no matter what his injury or you succumb and allow yourself to be murdered.

Once again, pain makes you stop because you have a choice to, you're not in a life and death situation lifting weights, when it's life and death, you have to endure and continue.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +3 / -1

I read your first paragraph and last sentence.

I don’t know what you’re on about, all I’m saying is an upper arm injury stops you from being able to use your hand.

And it was life and death because it was a 200 pound overhead press. Thank god I quickly stepped out of the way because my hand brought the entire bar right back into my face. So again, what on earth are you on about

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Groupthinkgroupthink -1 points ago +1 / -2

You read the first paragraph and last sentence, then say you don't know what I'm on about?

Good to know, I stopped reading there.

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AedraLord 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shit. This makes me want to play fallout again.

DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. BETTER DEAD THAN RED.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 12 points ago +12 / -0

CODSWORTH: How did communists light their homes before they used candles?

ELECTRICITY hahahahaha

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Trooph-Hurts 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just think, lefty gets to relive this moment for an eternity until he sucks on his own bullet... these videos will haunt his sorry ass!

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a right hander, I naturally use my left hand so I can operate the mouse fluidly without skipping a beat

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HeadExam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Preach

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brokensheep 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Death is a preferable alternative to communism" - Liberty Prime

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Cstriker01 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL!! Mirelurk queen is very fitting for the blue haired lands whales!!

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

The feral ghoul. Omfg 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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snekplisken 9 points ago +9 / -0

Commando Perk

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deadBeefCafe2014 9 points ago +9 / -0

“America liked that!”

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not_a_shill 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok. I laughed for a solid 10 minutes. Great job on this one.

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GeoG85 6 points ago +6 / -0

People love violence, love power...Until they see the mortality we possess. And how every one of these violent assholes is a moron for constantly putting their mortality at risk.

Terry Davis said it "Teeth are the first reminder of our physical mortality." That dude ain't getting a new arm. Fresh outta jail, just to continue to believe "the system is fucked so I better commit crime!" And his arm gone, for life.

Fuck.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Him* I think you forgot this word in your last sentence

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thehacker4channel 6 points ago +6 / -0

“America will never fall to Chinese Communism.”

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gaijin_ronin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gunslinger Perk

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m just a small fallout guy.

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Dr__Kekyl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put a mask on it!

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Freeflow488 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can hear the VATS sounds

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V43_of_ii_dim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Total bullshit. Kyle didn’t need to use V.A.T.S.

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rotlausttrefell 3 points ago +3 / -0

i laughed out loud, i love you guys

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Konsaki 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's too much ammo in the weapon condition and status section.

He only had around 22-23 rounds remaining at that point with no reload available.

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Jamesten 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the Donald

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he gets a little sepsis, or nerve rot?

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

COVID 1984 for the sweet government payout. Those nurses dancing on tiktok aren't free!

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MyNameIsMud 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm waiting to get banned from FB stealing all these memes lol

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_spacemanspiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats awesome!

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Combathalvy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is perfect, he definitly had V.A.T.S. on his side that night (or training and God)

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good thing Kyle took the Commando perk at level 8.

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best one i've seen so far.

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a sudden urge to eat steak

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epic

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Bigly2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you zoom in close there once was a tattoo there it said im with her