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featherwinglove 154 points ago +154 / -0

He also starts with a medkit fwiw.

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Liver_Kick 83 points ago +83 / -0

It would be an Artifact

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bearhammer 53 points ago +53 / -0

I was gonna say, mythic legendary with two common artifacts, medkit and AR-15. The AR-15 reads, If Kyle enters the battlefield, equip this for free.

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Impressive-Length 44 points ago +44 / -0

The problem with this card is that it’s only good if your opponent is attacking you with Felons. This might work in a Felon heavy meta like Kenosha.

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Jack_Burton 22 points ago +22 / -0

You could add β€œ every time a felon or pedo attacks Kyle, Hero of Kenosha, untap an artifact. β€œ Basically keep attacking with that AR-15

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Slice 14 points ago +14 / -0

As long as you play in standard it should be fine, the last few sets of Dem packs are felon heavy. This wouldn't work in open for cards back in like the 1930s or the patriot 1776 pack. It still works OK for Legacy though back through the 90s

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Jabron661 24 points ago +24 / -0

Plus gloves of sanitation (+5 against dirty communists)

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catbertz 5 points ago +5 / -0

πŸ˜‚

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top KEK comment, remember pedes kill a commie for your Mommy.

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willy-willis 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd recommend dropping them on his Facebook but that appears to be deleted, and I know of no other way to contact the legend directly. Ask Lin Wood (who certainly has a Twitter account) or his other lawyers if they could spare the time to show him positive messages and memes, perhaps?

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Skygrrrl 9 points ago +9 / -0

Billboard? Banner behind airplane? Sky writer? Pop song?

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Rockribbed1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Extra magazine +1 defense

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God_Emperor_of_Kek 17 points ago +17 / -0

and a fire extinguisher.

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featherwinglove 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not in the actual situation. It was gone when the shooting started, but you can see it in this picture on his left side.

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

He did grab a fire extinguisher at some point, maybe used it to put out a dumpster fire. And my other comment talking about the medkit seems to be talking about the fire extinguisher because I'm an idiot and don't pay attention to where my comments land, lol! Also, he still had his medkit when the shooting started, but it was gone by the time he was approaching the police (who didn't arrest him, by the way, they let him go home, he turned himself into the local department at his Illinois border town (his rifle was issued by locals in Wisconsin, so it didn't cross the state border that day), and the Wisconsin DA indicts him for murder in the most obvious self-defense shooting I've ever heard of. DAs and police should be vulnerable to getting fired and strung up for perjury in situations like this where the charges are brought on evidence that doesn't even rise to the level of reasonable suspicion.)

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HeavensMandate 10 points ago +10 / -0

If we are being honest here, dude is a Planeswalker.