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Liver_Kick 83 points ago +83 / -0

It would be an Artifact

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bearhammer 53 points ago +53 / -0

I was gonna say, mythic legendary with two common artifacts, medkit and AR-15. The AR-15 reads, If Kyle enters the battlefield, equip this for free.

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Impressive-Length 44 points ago +44 / -0

The problem with this card is that it’s only good if your opponent is attacking you with Felons. This might work in a Felon heavy meta like Kenosha.

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Jack_Burton 22 points ago +22 / -0

You could add β€œ every time a felon or pedo attacks Kyle, Hero of Kenosha, untap an artifact. β€œ Basically keep attacking with that AR-15

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Amaroq64 14 points ago +14 / -0

tap that felon, then exile it*

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Snipthetipandsip 6 points ago +6 / -0

"A felon is any monster attacking Kyle."

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Slice 14 points ago +14 / -0

As long as you play in standard it should be fine, the last few sets of Dem packs are felon heavy. This wouldn't work in open for cards back in like the 1930s or the patriot 1776 pack. It still works OK for Legacy though back through the 90s

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SpezIsDead 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly going so heavy on felon cards in this release was begging for a broken and imbalanced patriot deck with the next season. within a few weeks, the tournaments are going to all patriots decks.

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Jabron661 24 points ago +24 / -0

Plus gloves of sanitation (+5 against dirty communists)

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catbertz 5 points ago +5 / -0

πŸ˜‚

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top KEK comment, remember pedes kill a commie for your Mommy.

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willy-willis 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd recommend dropping them on his Facebook but that appears to be deleted, and I know of no other way to contact the legend directly. Ask Lin Wood (who certainly has a Twitter account) or his other lawyers if they could spare the time to show him positive messages and memes, perhaps?

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Skygrrrl 9 points ago +9 / -0

Billboard? Banner behind airplane? Sky writer? Pop song?

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Rockribbed1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Extra magazine +1 defense