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Jimmy33 42 points ago +42 / -0

Is he a felon too?

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DiamondJoeQuimby [S] 46 points ago +46 / -0

i'd bet on it with the same certainty as the sun coming up tomorrow

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Jabron661 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know this is fake, communists don't have jobs.

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H4yw1r3 4 points ago +4 / -0

sure they do. They just think they'll have a better job in utopia

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Nellie_the_Beaut 17 points ago +17 / -0

Aren’t they all?

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PigBeenBorn 8 points ago +11 / -3

All roofers are felons or all commies are felons? Cuz both may be true

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ShiffsDeadHooker 7 points ago +9 / -2

Kinda like all house painters are raging alcoholics. It's part of the job description.

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +3 / -1

My dad was a house painter for most of his life and was about as far from an alcoholic as you can get. Oh, maybe you are talking about the fresh over the border just picked up a paint brush for the first time, can't speak more than 2 words of English, house painter, who has taken over the house painting industry?

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

crazy! this is true for all the personal instances I know except ONE, who is a recovered raging alcoholic.

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H4yw1r3 7 points ago +7 / -0

in before all drywall folks do meth

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Pickinpox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well they bring a lot of meth across da agua

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

We know he's got a PornHub account w his girlfriend and they publish videos of themselves doing the deed.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

and they publish videos of themselves doing the deed.

By doing the deed, you mean her bull fucks her while he films.

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +1 / -0

for real? i can never tell anymore

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myredditnameisfake 26 points ago +26 / -0

Xir has zero idea of how to lay shingles.

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Silencemennow 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hes doing a great job highlighting why communist countries are shitholes.

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myredditnameisfake 19 points ago +19 / -0

Shingles are not laid in a straight line. They should look like this https://i.maga.host/HqjClzN.png

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wizzingonwallstreet 8 points ago +9 / -1

You know who has staggered joints? Fascists.

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oaktowncalipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is correct. For this type of shingle this is the wrong installation, each row should be staggered 6”. He is doing an installation for a cheaper type of shingle.

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hoopinfloyd 13 points ago +13 / -0

Joints aren't staggered

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

You do one course at a time from the eave to the peak.

To his right the courses are completed to the peak.

All the shingles are the same shade so it's not a patch job so for that reason alone he's a bohunk in my book.

I haven't roofed in ages so I can't speak to his fall protection. We didn't do that shit back then.

If you fucked around you found out.

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leg_hairs 12 points ago +12 / -0

I roofed and the rule was you quit before you hit the ground.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Solid plan.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 4 points ago +5 / -1

His fall protection seems to be fastened to the fascia or nearby. Your supposed to anchor to the ridge.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good. He should wear flip-flops next job.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not even fair, he knows how to lay shingles poorly.

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Wooskies 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is actually a pretty common roofing technique. Architectural shingles can be "zippered". It's pretty fast, but I never do it cause lower quality

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ok, his safety harness is attached to a rope that's anchored to the eave

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Jimmy33 18 points ago +18 / -0

I’ve just read the /pol Hobo thread on here. Autists deserve a medal.

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

He wouldn't be the first

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JimmyJam 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have a youporn channel called Bonnie and Clyde and there FB profiles have been archived. He was seen brandishing a pistol and was very likely chasing Kyle before firing a shot over his head. It’s this instigation and shot that puts Kyle’s life in danger. Kyle did everything right. He fled, he stopped shooting as soon as immediate threat was down. He was threatened again and fled again. Rinse repeat.

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SuckADickLefties 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ok so what’s wrong with this picture.

He isn’t a roofer. He is LARPing as a roofer. His shingles shouldn’t end in a vertical line where he is adding on, and they shouldn’t have rows above done already. He is working in a position that would allow for a 1 hour work day. His PPE is not going to do jack shit for him when he falls. His safety vest appears to be brand new (not the most incriminating factoid) His shoes are not shoes a roofer would use. His assistant is female. Maybe it’s just me I have never seen a woman doing roofing.

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s not his assistant, she’s his meth-head girlfriend that hovers around him 24/7 like a dog waiting for another treat. For a better example of this behavior, visit your local scrap yard on a weekday and just watch the regulars who drive in with a few empty beer cans, a lid from an old grill, and a stolen kids bike to scrap. The trip alone costs him more than the $2.72 he gets, but there’s always a meth-looking female “assistant” riding along. Sometimes two even.

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DiamondJoeQuimby [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

maybe they're just posing for a still for their "roofing contractor" gig through which to launder $$

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +1 / -0

His shingles shouldn’t end in a vertical line where he is adding on

Unless it's a spot repair.

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maga_gal 6 points ago +6 / -0

is there any evidence that he actually shot? Besides just placing him at the scene?

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not only his he commie scum, he is also shit at his trade.

No contractor would hire him, hence the shit-tier craigslist ad.

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2godbthegloryamen 6 points ago +6 / -0

The use of exclamation points in this post alone should have been a clear sign of their psychopathy.

Comic Sans would’ve been a clear red flag.

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Formerlurker92 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course hes a roofer... my industry is full of bad people

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can confirm.

There are mostly good hard working decent people but the back breaking blistering hot nature of the work tend to attract a certain sort of folk. Especially in the "day labor" side of the industry.

Oh and have you ever seen a roofer that can lay a straight course without a breakfast beer?

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Formerlurker92 18 points ago +18 / -0

No I haven't. I'm always happy when they can do it period.

In Colorado we have three levels of roofing

Stole your down payment

Came drunk, fucked it up

Came drunk, didn't fuck up

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty much so! 🤣🤣🤣

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Pickinpox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in Washington we have a couple.

Pedro blows it out in a day with 15 friends who never wear harnesses and are never fucked with nor inspected. But it leaks like a seive first rain.

Hire a company who has 15 illegals with stolen IDs same quality job. Don't worry Mike will come fix all of their fuck ups

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StompTheLeft 5 points ago +6 / -1

that roof is going to leak.

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nowrongwrong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh what a silly goose. He forgot to list his roofer's license number, surety bond and general liability insurance information!

Someone should let him know he forgot to include that in his ad. Otherwise someone might think he's unlicensed and uninsured and planning to file a claim against your homeowner's policy when he invariably falls.

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45willwinagain 3 points ago +3 / -0

i love the fact that the FBI has a tip line

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MAGAForeverF 3 points ago +3 / -0

GOT EM

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scumbag dopehead.

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Cyrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, a female roofer is there too.

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DiamondJoeQuimby [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

he was backing the play of Unlucky Charms the pedo midget in the "shoot me, nigga" footage; an alternate angle showed Hobo the Roofing Tweaker holding a wop 9 to his side, right hand.

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daty_dato 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who the hell made that ad? The shingles aren't being installed correctly. Where exactly is his fall arrest system attached?

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Pickinpox 1 point ago +1 / -0

To the bumper of the homeowners truck, his ass ain't been able to drive legally ever...

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learntocode 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yo, anyone else get the feeling that the glowies are using 4chan to demonstrate their ability to find any of us should we ever step out of line? There is no way these are unpaid autists working on the case like this, is there? This is done too well, too quickly.

Perhaps I am wrong. I am enjoying the results but I question who and what is behind unmasking these criminals so quickly to public scrutiny.

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ronaldcamillo123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m betting he is not licensed, bonded, or insured.