Kid with a Kennedy=Spoiled weak slob

illegitimate kid with hispanic maid=Literally just a brown Arnold

I find this really interesting. I thought they should make a movie called Son of Conan as a sequel where an aging Conan needs to decide who will be his heir. His own sons are decadent and weak, but he finds out he has a lost son (played by his real son) who he puts through different test to see if hes worthy, while his half brothers conspire to kill him off to secure the throne for themselves.