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GeorgeOhwell 201 points ago +201 / -0

He killed the landing

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rooftoptendie 126 points ago +126 / -0

In Kenosha, landing kills you.

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AlphaNathan 67 points ago +67 / -0

F 👏 A 👏 F 👏 O

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July_1776 43 points ago +43 / -0

He fucked around.

With a man holding a rifle.

... he found out.

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Redpillhope 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was a phone but u may be right

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

He thought the magazine release was a safety switch.

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PichaiLiedToCongress 9 points ago +9 / -0

He also smashed a hard wood skateboard over a 17-year old kid's head. That should knock anybody out. I guess his puny little soy arms couldn't produce the necessary force to stun Kyle and so Kyle did what he had to do...

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Rainman 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least he went out doing what he enjoyed

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ComeysPrisonWallet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Drowning in his own blood with his balls blown off?

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ColonelCottonHill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Getting busted on?

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

He got busted in...but not the way he wanted.

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TrumpsWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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KekistaniMemeLord 33 points ago +33 / -0

the only thing better than Kyle killing these 2 stupid commies are the memes that have spawned from it, lmfao

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FreeJack2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

you could say that though they lived completely useless existences, in death they found a way to contribute D

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edxzxz 25 points ago +25 / -0

A wise man once told me "Everyone has a purpose in life. Yours may very well be merely to serve as a warning to others."

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MW23232 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whoa, that's profound (and brutal). I have to save that somewhere.

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Gunsmonkey22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, the meme's are slightly below THE KENOSHA KIDS actions...but still amazing, just not as amazing as what THE KENOSHA KID accomplished.

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Oback_Barama 99 points ago +99 / -0

Kyle hit the heart, aorta, pulmonary artery, and right lung, ensuring a near instant transformation into a good communist. Sk8er boi didn’t even get his last breath.

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rooftoptendie 39 points ago +39 / -0

what was skater's criminal history? all i know is KillMeNigga was the pedo.

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BeefChucker 86 points ago +86 / -0

Found out beating teenage boys isn't as easy as women.

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Isthisusedtoo 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oof.

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unicornpoop 20 points ago +20 / -0

SJW women. I work with a 5'2" woman who thinks she's ok walking in a bad neighborhood at night because she's taken a few krav maga classes.

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Dev404 11 points ago +11 / -0

She must think all attacks come from the front, unarmed, 1 on 1, and there's a sense of fair-play from her opponent. How naive.

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats what happens when you watch feminazi propaganda.

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rooftoptendie 26 points ago +26 / -0

Ok so this was WifeBeater. Got it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

False imprisonment and use of a deadly weapon, too. I guess he hit her with the skateboard too

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ArsonWelles00 5 points ago +5 / -0

And not like it happened once, but a multitude of charges and times.

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Ninki333 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if he used his skateboard to beat woman too

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Chuck_Nutmeat 16 points ago +16 / -0

Had a long list of domestic abuse charges. He was a piece of shit.

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thenameisdonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if it’s verified but I saw a screen grab from Facebook from one ‘Karly Ashmus’ stating he drugged her in high school and tried to rape her.

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CovefefeREEEE 33 points ago +33 / -0

Kyle's actions were totally justifiable. A blow to the head from a skateboard can kill.

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BladderBeerPoopin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anything someone is doing as an attempt to disarm me is worth shooting over. That goes both ways. FAFO.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 9 points ago +9 / -0

This 👆

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Not_The_FBI 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was probably dead before he even hit the ground. He died faster than HBOG (Head Blown Off Guy)

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Reddinatored 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Pedo died slowly after being shot in the liver and pelvis. His head was merely grazed

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fatal pelvic wound is a perfect fit for his pelvic pedo rape crimes.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 4 points ago +4 / -0

HBOG is the less-favored acronym. It should be SMNG (shoot me n**ga guy)

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Diotima 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he had taken his hydroxychloroquine and put on a MAGA hat he'd be alive today. Communism kills.

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CryptoMonger 10 points ago +10 / -0

I still think he killed himself by pulling the rifle.

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep suicide by stupidity

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Shitlord99 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was a sk8er boi, Kyle said "see ya later boi"

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know it's getting a little old but it's still funny!

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Deplorable_in_PA 71 points ago +71 / -0

The more I think about it, the more badass Kyle is. Dispatching 3 commies during mass chaos, under threat, after taking a shot to the head from a skateboard, and after tripping. No wild shots fired, no panicked mag dump. No bystanders hit. That's damn fine aim and weapon handling.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can't get a read on how they intend to prosecute this. First degree murder is "overcharging." Maybe that's their plan? Although he faces a few technicalities re: owning / carrying underage.

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Captain_MAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Colin Noir, who is also a lawyer, did a video on it, he thinks the kid will not be found guilty on anything except open carrying a firearm as a minor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSU9ZvnudFE

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

That'd be really strange to selectively prosecute him over the curfew but nobody else. We wouldn't need to go ballistic over that one, but there be equality before the law. It's not like the curfew was against juveniles

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kek_mate 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a post saying that there's a local state law extending the rifle / shotgun carrying to 16 & 17 year olds. if true even that underaged bit won't stick.

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KILLARY4PRISON 1 point ago +1 / -0

Source?

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worst comes to worst I'd say he may serve a minimal amount of time for underage carry. I'm not sure what the specific possession/carry laws are for long guns specifically, either...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently that's a misdemeanor, which should be 1 year max. It may be impossible for him to legally own in IL? That could be an issue. Someone familiar says it's hard to convict on the carrying across State lines thing. I don't know why.

The biggest potential problem is self defense laws stipulate you need to have a legal purpose. If Kyle was in violation of law merely by having the gun, he may not be entitled to any claim of self defense. That sounds crazy to me, his only other choice was to get killed or severe bodily injury, which is the justification for use of deadly force in WI. (We can defend someone else, too)

We may need to out crazy the crazies over this

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Dereliction 2 points ago +2 / -0

He didn't own or carry the weapon across state lines. A friend of his in the state provided it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah I just saw that! Interesting plot twist. That friend is in deep doodoo. Might not matter except somebody died as a result; again, only because Kyle is a minor. Maybe he didn't know? This is setting up to be a helluva case ...

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, he's a phenom if there ever was one.

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Sir_Schadenfreude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I just posted about "flying kick" dude. It kind of looks like he may have been grazed, the puff from the gun is close. Why would he limp if he didn't get shot? Well, I guess he could have twisted his ankle trying to sucker-kick Kyle while he was down...

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +13 / -0

Seems to me like the left is far more triggered about this incident than all of the other ones.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see what you did there

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty sure somebody else got a dropkick in too. I'll bet they practiced that attack; dropkick, skateboard, then pull a gun on him all in rapid succession like that. Joggers coming up with pipes to beat him with were a separate bunch.

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endthefed11 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think dropkick guy was shot too.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he was we didn't hear about it which would likely mean he got away and never sought medical attention.

  1. deadhead shoot me nigga guy

  2. sk8trsoiboi in OP here

  3. slot machine

Dropkick guy would be #4. We haven;t heard about a fourth person getting shot. Some have speculated Kyle did shoot a fourth time, but I don't know how you establish that

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Sir_Schadenfreude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, you can definitely see the puff from the gun. If flying-kick dude didn't get shot, it was very, very close. He may have a warrant. Police must be called for treatment of a GSW, which would've landed him in jail.

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Horseradish 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL @ "slot machine"

Had to think about it

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MerchantMan99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude is a legend. He's already being immortalized in ballads.

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DaLaohu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sabaton needs to make a song about him.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now you see why he's so popular on T_D

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rooftoptendie 12 points ago +12 / -0

a UBI is what you sell

you promise us gibs but then put us through hell

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Chuj 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe the bullet helped a little bit...

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NvJohansson 21 points ago +21 / -0

Idiot with a skateboard literally committed suicide. He grabbed the gun by the cannon and pulled on it which pulled the finger onto the trigger. Darwin's finest.

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BladderBeerPoopin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Darwin, Murphy, and Schadenfrued showed up. Nice hat trick!

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goodatlife123 5 points ago +5 / -0

SchaudenFreud

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nobletanker81 20 points ago +20 / -0

The probable cause of death on his death certificate: COVID-19

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FreeJack2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

covid 223 D

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ArsonWelles00 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s good. I’m stealing this!

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UndercoverSpez 5 points ago +6 / -1

Its pretty easy to do. Just a quarter of a year of riots.

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righttowolfarms 3 points ago +3 / -0

For real though, check out Tim’s Hangten Hardflip. Pretty sick.

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Hammerhawk 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thats a varial heelflip......to cuck death

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righttowolfarms 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to post this too. Down that stair set too... wew lad

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LaPastillaEscarlata 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah yeah, based skaters in the house. I noticed too and came to see if anybody else here skated. A lot of skaters are cucks but there are waaaayyyy more that are based than people realize.

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Junfatboi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Andrew Reynolds is the man. Met him a few years back.

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tn189 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's crazy how we are now memeing about people getting smoked in an emerging second civil war.

I guess I always sort of knew we were coming to this at some point, but damn we're there now.

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DangleBarry 8 points ago +8 / -0

The meme war went hot.

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anon572759 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're way past people getting smoked, it's just a question of who let's their people get smoked. As for me, I like brussel sprouts.

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MyTeenageBody 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’ve seen better kickflips from my cat whom is retarded.

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fluffykitten 5 points ago +5 / -0

CAT LIVES MATTER

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fluffykitten 10 points ago +10 / -0

nice dismount, broski

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Pb82_Awards 9 points ago +9 / -0

He was a sk8er commie, Kyle said see ya l8er commie

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patslimmy1 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a reality check for that guy. The hands on the chest while his heart had been blown apart already.

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ArsonWelles00 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was probably say to himself “Heartburn! Where’s my Mylanta?”

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Chuj 8 points ago +8 / -0

Y'all are some sick bastards, hence I love you all

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

ahahha holy shit this is good.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet l could get a great deal on a used skateboard for my kid.

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never been ridden and only dropped once.

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Trumpgundam 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s a varial heelflip bra

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guitarmastershredder [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I Knew you skater folk would set it right.. I looked for 20 minutes comparing pics and vids to try and figure out the exact trick. Finally said fuck it, the only two skateboard tricks I could ever Land were an ollie and a kick flip.. so I went with kick flip

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never bring a skateboard to a gunfight.

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Classic tactical error on the left. They’re not sending their best, folks.

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Texapede66 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, they are. Don't get cocky, though. Even a moron can get lucky.

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EthanSteel 1 point ago +3 / -2

I don't know. Just because it's not impressive doesn't mean it's not their best.

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gavin Newsom skatepark shutdown refugee.

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King_Doug_Heffernan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol love it

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sometimescanbefunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

The bum landing was heart-breaking

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ParkerTruman 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's actually a varial heelflip

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Iteachfuckingscience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the Kenosha Kid’s targeting and accuracy?

That boy is legend!

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wrongkindofimmigrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh noooo that sucks.

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TrailerTrashKilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still think someone with the skills needs to make a clip of the moron doing the Bye Bye Bicep dance.

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Brownwaterboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kickflip 5.56

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goodatlife123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skate or die

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really stuck the landing.

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joax 2 points ago +2 / -0

TRUMP IS GOING TO KICK FLIP LANDSLIDE

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BearFloo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thats misuse of a weapon

Why would someone stand on a skateboard

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kmillz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it

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Diotima 2 points ago +2 / -0

((record scratch)) You may be asking me how I ended up here with a bullet in my chest... it all started with Donald Trump being elected...

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1984means1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sk8 or Die! He did.

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TioVanilla 2 points ago +3 / -1

Angry Beanie Noises

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

See ya l8r boy

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Redpillhope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha that guy's dead 🤣

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who will be next to receive a FAFO Dance Invitation?

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Snarfbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine getting shot in the heart like that taking a staggered step or two and then realizing your heart was gone. Not beating, just mush. Wow. Fucked around and found out the worst way.

Dumb son of a bitch.

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's an Impossible but I only played the hell out of the Tony Hawk series in elementary school

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repoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually a varial heelflip. =P

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

... deadass?

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