He also smashed a hard wood skateboard over a 17-year old kid's head. That should knock anybody out. I guess his puny little soy arms couldn't produce the necessary force to stun Kyle and so Kyle did what he had to do...
Kyle hit the heart, aorta, pulmonary artery, and right lung, ensuring a near instant transformation into a good communist. Sk8er boi didn’t even get his last breath.
The more I think about it, the more badass Kyle is. Dispatching 3 commies during mass chaos, under threat, after taking a shot to the head from a skateboard, and after tripping. No wild shots fired, no panicked mag dump. No bystanders hit. That's damn fine aim and weapon handling.
Can't get a read on how they intend to prosecute this. First degree murder is "overcharging." Maybe that's their plan? Although he faces a few technicalities re: owning / carrying underage.
That'd be really strange to selectively prosecute him over the curfew but nobody else. We wouldn't need to go ballistic over that one, but there be equality before the law. It's not like the curfew was against juveniles
There was a post saying that there's a local state law extending the rifle / shotgun carrying to 16 & 17 year olds. if true even that underaged bit won't stick.
Worst comes to worst I'd say he may serve a minimal amount of time for underage carry. I'm not sure what the specific possession/carry laws are for long guns specifically, either...
Apparently that's a misdemeanor, which should be 1 year max. It may be impossible for him to legally own in IL? That could be an issue. Someone familiar says it's hard to convict on the carrying across State lines thing. I don't know why.
The biggest potential problem is self defense laws stipulate you need to have a legal purpose. If Kyle was in violation of law merely by having the gun, he may not be entitled to any claim of self defense. That sounds crazy to me, his only other choice was to get killed or severe bodily injury, which is the justification for use of deadly force in WI. (We can defend someone else, too)
Yeah I just saw that! Interesting plot twist. That friend is in deep doodoo. Might not matter except somebody died as a result; again, only because Kyle is a minor. Maybe he didn't know? This is setting up to be a helluva case ...
Yeah, I just posted about "flying kick" dude. It kind of looks like he may have been grazed, the puff from the gun is close. Why would he limp if he didn't get shot? Well, I guess he could have twisted his ankle trying to sucker-kick Kyle while he was down...
Pretty sure somebody else got a dropkick in too. I'll bet they practiced that attack; dropkick, skateboard, then pull a gun on him all in rapid succession like that. Joggers coming up with pipes to beat him with were a separate bunch.
If he was we didn't hear about it which would likely mean he got away and never sought medical attention.
deadhead shoot me nigga guy
sk8trsoiboi in OP here
slot machine
Dropkick guy would be #4. We haven;t heard about a fourth person getting shot. Some have speculated Kyle did shoot a fourth time, but I don't know how you establish that
Oh, you can definitely see the puff from the gun. If flying-kick dude didn't get shot, it was very, very close. He may have a warrant. Police must be called for treatment of a GSW, which would've landed him in jail.
Idiot with a skateboard literally committed suicide. He grabbed the gun by the cannon and pulled on it which pulled the finger onto the trigger. Darwin's finest.
Ah yeah, based skaters in the house. I noticed too and came to see if anybody else here skated. A lot of skaters are cucks but there are waaaayyyy more that are based than people realize.
I Knew you skater folk would set it right.. I looked for 20 minutes comparing pics and vids to try and figure out the exact trick. Finally said fuck it, the only two skateboard tricks I could ever Land were an ollie and a kick flip.. so I went with kick flip
Imagine getting shot in the heart like that taking a staggered step or two and then realizing your heart was gone. Not beating, just mush. Wow. Fucked around and found out the worst way.
He killed the landing
In Kenosha, landing kills you.
F 👏 A 👏 F 👏 O
He fucked around.
With a man holding a rifle.
... he found out.
I thought it was a phone but u may be right
He thought the magazine release was a safety switch.
He also smashed a hard wood skateboard over a 17-year old kid's head. That should knock anybody out. I guess his puny little soy arms couldn't produce the necessary force to stun Kyle and so Kyle did what he had to do...
At least he went out doing what he enjoyed
Drowning in his own blood with his balls blown off?
Getting busted on?
He got busted in...but not the way he wanted.
Kek
the only thing better than Kyle killing these 2 stupid commies are the memes that have spawned from it, lmfao
you could say that though they lived completely useless existences, in death they found a way to contribute D
A wise man once told me "Everyone has a purpose in life. Yours may very well be merely to serve as a warning to others."
Whoa, that's profound (and brutal). I have to save that somewhere.
Honestly, the meme's are slightly below THE KENOSHA KIDS actions...but still amazing, just not as amazing as what THE KENOSHA KID accomplished.
Kyle hit the heart, aorta, pulmonary artery, and right lung, ensuring a near instant transformation into a good communist. Sk8er boi didn’t even get his last breath.
what was skater's criminal history? all i know is KillMeNigga was the pedo.
Found out beating teenage boys isn't as easy as women.
Oof.
SJW women. I work with a 5'2" woman who thinks she's ok walking in a bad neighborhood at night because she's taken a few krav maga classes.
She must think all attacks come from the front, unarmed, 1 on 1, and there's a sense of fair-play from her opponent. How naive.
Thats what happens when you watch feminazi propaganda.
Ok so this was WifeBeater. Got it.
False imprisonment and use of a deadly weapon, too. I guess he hit her with the skateboard too
And not like it happened once, but a multitude of charges and times.
I wonder if he used his skateboard to beat woman too
Had a long list of domestic abuse charges. He was a piece of shit.
https://thedonald.win/p/GvYRhsCS/facts/c/
Not sure if it’s verified but I saw a screen grab from Facebook from one ‘Karly Ashmus’ stating he drugged her in high school and tried to rape her.
Kyle's actions were totally justifiable. A blow to the head from a skateboard can kill.
Anything someone is doing as an attempt to disarm me is worth shooting over. That goes both ways. FAFO.
This 👆
He was probably dead before he even hit the ground. He died faster than HBOG (Head Blown Off Guy)
The Pedo died slowly after being shot in the liver and pelvis. His head was merely grazed
The fatal pelvic wound is a perfect fit for his pelvic pedo rape crimes.
HBOG is the less-favored acronym. It should be SMNG (shoot me n**ga guy)
If he had taken his hydroxychloroquine and put on a MAGA hat he'd be alive today. Communism kills.
I still think he killed himself by pulling the rifle.
Yep suicide by stupidity
He was a sk8er boi, Kyle said "see ya later boi"
I know it's getting a little old but it's still funny!
The more I think about it, the more badass Kyle is. Dispatching 3 commies during mass chaos, under threat, after taking a shot to the head from a skateboard, and after tripping. No wild shots fired, no panicked mag dump. No bystanders hit. That's damn fine aim and weapon handling.
Can't get a read on how they intend to prosecute this. First degree murder is "overcharging." Maybe that's their plan? Although he faces a few technicalities re: owning / carrying underage.
Colin Noir, who is also a lawyer, did a video on it, he thinks the kid will not be found guilty on anything except open carrying a firearm as a minor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSU9ZvnudFE
That'd be really strange to selectively prosecute him over the curfew but nobody else. We wouldn't need to go ballistic over that one, but there be equality before the law. It's not like the curfew was against juveniles
There was a post saying that there's a local state law extending the rifle / shotgun carrying to 16 & 17 year olds. if true even that underaged bit won't stick.
Source?
Worst comes to worst I'd say he may serve a minimal amount of time for underage carry. I'm not sure what the specific possession/carry laws are for long guns specifically, either...
Apparently that's a misdemeanor, which should be 1 year max. It may be impossible for him to legally own in IL? That could be an issue. Someone familiar says it's hard to convict on the carrying across State lines thing. I don't know why.
The biggest potential problem is self defense laws stipulate you need to have a legal purpose. If Kyle was in violation of law merely by having the gun, he may not be entitled to any claim of self defense. That sounds crazy to me, his only other choice was to get killed or severe bodily injury, which is the justification for use of deadly force in WI. (We can defend someone else, too)
We may need to out crazy the crazies over this
He didn't own or carry the weapon across state lines. A friend of his in the state provided it.
Yeah I just saw that! Interesting plot twist. That friend is in deep doodoo. Might not matter except somebody died as a result; again, only because Kyle is a minor. Maybe he didn't know? This is setting up to be a helluva case ...
Yeah, he's a phenom if there ever was one.
Yeah, I just posted about "flying kick" dude. It kind of looks like he may have been grazed, the puff from the gun is close. Why would he limp if he didn't get shot? Well, I guess he could have twisted his ankle trying to sucker-kick Kyle while he was down...
Seems to me like the left is far more triggered about this incident than all of the other ones.
I see what you did there
Pretty sure somebody else got a dropkick in too. I'll bet they practiced that attack; dropkick, skateboard, then pull a gun on him all in rapid succession like that. Joggers coming up with pipes to beat him with were a separate bunch.
I think dropkick guy was shot too.
If he was we didn't hear about it which would likely mean he got away and never sought medical attention.
deadhead shoot me nigga guy
sk8trsoiboi in OP here
slot machine
Dropkick guy would be #4. We haven;t heard about a fourth person getting shot. Some have speculated Kyle did shoot a fourth time, but I don't know how you establish that
Oh, you can definitely see the puff from the gun. If flying-kick dude didn't get shot, it was very, very close. He may have a warrant. Police must be called for treatment of a GSW, which would've landed him in jail.
LOL @ "slot machine"
Had to think about it
Dude is a legend. He's already being immortalized in ballads.
Sabaton needs to make a song about him.
Now you see why he's so popular on T_D
a UBI is what you sell
you promise us gibs but then put us through hell
Maybe the bullet helped a little bit...
Idiot with a skateboard literally committed suicide. He grabbed the gun by the cannon and pulled on it which pulled the finger onto the trigger. Darwin's finest.
Darwin, Murphy, and Schadenfrued showed up. Nice hat trick!
SchaudenFreud
The probable cause of death on his death certificate: COVID-19
covid 223 D
That’s good. I’m stealing this!
Its pretty easy to do. Just a quarter of a year of riots.
For real though, check out Tim’s Hangten Hardflip. Pretty sick.
Thats a varial heelflip......to cuck death
Came here to post this too. Down that stair set too... wew lad
Ah yeah, based skaters in the house. I noticed too and came to see if anybody else here skated. A lot of skaters are cucks but there are waaaayyyy more that are based than people realize.
Andrew Reynolds is the man. Met him a few years back.
It's crazy how we are now memeing about people getting smoked in an emerging second civil war.
I guess I always sort of knew we were coming to this at some point, but damn we're there now.
The meme war went hot.
We're way past people getting smoked, it's just a question of who let's their people get smoked. As for me, I like brussel sprouts.
I’ve seen better kickflips from my cat whom is retarded.
CAT LIVES MATTER
nice dismount, broski
He was a sk8er commie, Kyle said see ya l8er commie
What a reality check for that guy. The hands on the chest while his heart had been blown apart already.
He was probably say to himself “Heartburn! Where’s my Mylanta?”
Y'all are some sick bastards, hence I love you all
ahahha holy shit this is good.
I bet l could get a great deal on a used skateboard for my kid.
Never been ridden and only dropped once.
That’s a varial heelflip bra
I Knew you skater folk would set it right.. I looked for 20 minutes comparing pics and vids to try and figure out the exact trick. Finally said fuck it, the only two skateboard tricks I could ever Land were an ollie and a kick flip.. so I went with kick flip
Never bring a skateboard to a gunfight.
Classic tactical error on the left. They’re not sending their best, folks.
Actually, they are. Don't get cocky, though. Even a moron can get lucky.
I don't know. Just because it's not impressive doesn't mean it's not their best.
Gavin Newsom skatepark shutdown refugee.
Lol love it
The bum landing was heart-breaking
It's actually a varial heelflip
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the Kenosha Kid’s targeting and accuracy?
That boy is legend!
Oh noooo that sucks.
Still think someone with the skills needs to make a clip of the moron doing the Bye Bye Bicep dance.
Kickflip 5.56
Skate or die
Really stuck the landing.
TRUMP IS GOING TO KICK FLIP LANDSLIDE
Thats misuse of a weapon
Why would someone stand on a skateboard
Nailed it
((record scratch)) You may be asking me how I ended up here with a bullet in my chest... it all started with Donald Trump being elected...
Sk8 or Die! He did.
Angry Beanie Noises
See ya l8r boy
Haha that guy's dead 🤣
Who will be next to receive a FAFO Dance Invitation?
Imagine getting shot in the heart like that taking a staggered step or two and then realizing your heart was gone. Not beating, just mush. Wow. Fucked around and found out the worst way.
Dumb son of a bitch.
It's an Impossible but I only played the hell out of the Tony Hawk series in elementary school
Actually a varial heelflip. =P
... deadass?