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Jabblemonkey1 50 points ago +50 / -0

I tell them I have a medical condition which precludes me wearing a mask (I don't, other than being allergic to totalitarian bullshit). If they persist, I tell them that it is against the law for them to deny me service, or to ask me what my specific condition is. This has worked effectively 100% of the time.

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Jabblemonkey1 36 points ago +36 / -0

True, but sometimes I enjoy watching the look on their faces. I sometimes add that if they refuse me service that I will sue the store, and them personally. It's fun, actually.

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PeytonManThing 14 points ago +14 / -0

That’s a highly impractical solution

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Forty_Five 11 points ago +11 / -0

Come on, IRL trolling can be fun. Fuck these brainwashed shills, ruin their day.

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PeytonManThing 13 points ago +13 / -0

The problem is the store does have the right to kick you out for not wearing a mask. Even if you can’t wear one they may require you to use curbside pickup or some other service instead of entering the store, and it’s legal. Tricking and shaming the employees is much more effective trolling. You get to shop, they’re stumped and maybe even embarrassed. If you let them call the police the police will tell you you are trespassing

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mumbohnumbah5 [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

I did that. They didn’t care. Rabid motherfuckers.

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AceOfTrumps 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well then actually sue them. It isn't an idle threat, it's a legit point. From what I understand it's a minimum $75k fine from the feds

Spez: when the police came you should've gotten a police report

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_alxl_ 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, no. Property rights are still a thing. If they ask you to leave do so and find a place that doesn't.

Not a fan of Walmart at all, but at least they don't fuck with me for not wearing a mask.

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AceOfTrumps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Discriminating against people with disabilities is a federally illegal. OP claimed medical exemption. Educate yourself.

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Trumpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! This is what I've been doing. HIPAA laws prevent any further questioning.