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LurkNoMore [S] 93 points ago +94 / -1

Ray Hubbard MAGA boat parade!

Edit: drunk too much. Itโ€™s ray Hubbard. Not ray Roberts.

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LurkNoMore [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

Right now. Lake Ray Roberts at Garland TX

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LurkNoMore [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Fuck. Iโ€™m drunk. Lake Ray Hubbard. Too many Rays

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iPertinax 22 points ago +22 / -0

Working on a Saturday?!? We should all quit our jobs and have the government pay us a universal basic income!! (sorry that's too much to capitalize every other letter)

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LurkNoMore [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Will do. Was huntin hogs on public hunting land at Roberts last week so it was fresh on my inebriated mind.

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AngrySerb1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have one for your Patriots representing Canada! MAGA WWG1WGA TRUMP2020 FUCK TRUDEAU

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JasonF84 4 points ago +4 / -0

I banged an angry Serb once.... it was amazing!!!!!

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AngrySerb1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol I hope it wasn't my ass

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Dumdum 8 points ago +8 / -0

Texas FTW!

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LurkNoMore [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah!

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crimsonfancy 13 points ago +13 / -0

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ElectricChad 10 points ago +10 / -0

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Block_Helen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Up against the wall you Trump parader

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rimper 44 points ago +44 / -0

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BADGERPEDE 24 points ago +24 / -0

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letsgogogo 21 points ago +21 / -0

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turanian_552 19 points ago +19 / -0

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R3lyk 19 points ago +19 / -0

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HunterBidenJR 18 points ago +18 / -0

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Plsdontfireme 18 points ago +18 / -0

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Anticom 19 points ago +19 / -0

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FF_ForTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

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KaiserRevy 12 points ago +12 / -0

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MW23232 9 points ago +9 / -0

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BeijingBiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

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Jayyfeathrr 4 points ago +4 / -0

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Gwoz8881 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tragic boating accident

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Djonpow 2 points ago +2 / -0

well...we still have the memories...and the rounds!

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Please_Clap 36 points ago +36 / -0

Don't California Texas!

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elleand202 8 points ago +8 / -0

Build the wall all the way to Brownsville! u/WallBot ludicrous bricks!

EDIT: and in fairness, a large part of how California went to shit was allowing mass illegal immigration settle in the state.

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WallBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!** THAT'S LUDICROUS! SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 24 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 170148 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.96450704225% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are very few things in life that can't be fixed.

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MyMagaRedHaT 5 points ago +5 / -0

and a MAGA hat, not bowing to anyone. Love it!

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BeijingBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please donโ€™t

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ekos640 20 points ago +20 / -0

You lost it along with your guns in that boating accident?! No kidding?!

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elpoePehTeW 14 points ago +14 / -0

Man, a lot of people seem to be losing things in boating accidents! Myself included!

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TrailerTrashKilla 19 points ago +19 / -0

My wife just asked me what l wanted for Xmas & l said a new BBQ for the boat ,it is with out a doubt one of the best things you can add on a boat for the family enjoyment .

I have become renowned in my parts for my boat BBQ roasted Turkey stuffed with honey macadamia, all hunted & grown on our own ranch ,l will be prepping the gear for the start of next month we will be stocking up on Turkey again to make another batch.

There is also nothing better than fishing or spearing a good eating fish & cooking it with in minutes of the BBQ .

Hope you all have a great day on the water .

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can I live on your boat? I'll sweep the deck and srape off the barnacles.

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TrailerTrashKilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome aboard Matey ,grab some homemade Venison & Pork Salami, a beer & make yourself at home .

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FliesTheFlag 3 points ago +3 / -0

You cook it on the boat or move the bbq to the shore? Grandparents had a pontoon(however you spell it) boat, which was basically a kitchen on the water everyone would load all the food on it and just tie up with them when you wanted some grub.

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LurkNoMore [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cook out on the water!

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TrailerTrashKilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep all stays on the boat ,even if we pull up on a sand bar or bank .They have a pivot lock where it is fitted onto the railing & can swivel around into multiple positions .

I have always wanted to go on a major river system on the likes of a pontoon boat fitted out for long distance travel & just cruise down for weeks on end pulling up & Hunting & Fishing as you go so basically living off the 'land'. Sort of like the old rafting trips the settlers did but with the concession of a motor & cold beer.

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sand Bar haven't heard that term in a long time! We would anchor up to them bust out a bunch of chairs and umbrellas, our own little island, have the pontoon floating kitchen and then the other boats for skiiing boarding and tubes.

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TrailerTrashKilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

You immediately relax 25% more as soon as you set foot on a Sand Bar l am sure of it.Had some great times kicking back on them over the years .

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LurkNoMore [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

My first sticky! Cherry broken! Thanks mods!

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The_Almighty_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is anyone here aware of the #MAGADragTheInterstate event planned for September 5th? Supposedly it's a nationwide rally similar to these boat rallies but with cars.

Deck out your cars in America and Trump gear, gather together, circle around your local county and then make your way onto the interstates heading for your state's capitol. Then form a massive rally of cars to circle the capitol and show your state's leaders who's boss. I've been looking for any kind of organized effort to get this going in Kentucky but it seems to be prevalent in other states. I may find myself to be the only one participating from my county. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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LurkNoMore [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make this a post! ASAP

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

As long as the fish can read it, everybody comes out a winner.

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iPertinax 8 points ago +8 / -0

The fish vote is a key demo this year.

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indeed it is! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best fish, don't we folks?

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Yutrahkill 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have so much trump gear saved up. No doubt these items will one day be in a museum

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MyMagaRedHaT 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have so much Trump/MAGA stuff in my man cave, when folks come in, all I hear is oh, I didn't know and didn't want to say anything, but now that I know, what do you think of...<insert stupid Dem shit here>

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magabirdlady 7 points ago +7 / -0

F for FUN!

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RedinMA 6 points ago +6 / -0

F

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spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

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buddhist 6 points ago +6 / -0

get it signed..and then laminate it... wait 20 years.. sell to highest bid.. profit..

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LurkNoMore [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

On it! Great idea!

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HankHollywood 5 points ago +5 / -0

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RlzJohnnyM 5 points ago +5 / -0

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Pilotmtb 5 points ago +5 / -0

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GeneralVeers 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sign is still alive. And its tour of duty has not ended. :)

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10gauge 5 points ago +5 / -0

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fishes for Trump!

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StompTheLeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

good times great days!

MAGA well my friends!

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KaiserRevy 4 points ago +4 / -0

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buddhist 4 points ago +4 / -0

print out this photo of you on the boat and your story... and send it to trump with the sign.. my notion is he will sign it.

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LurkNoMore [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

On it! Great idea!

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KenoshaKidLegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

F

And F Antifa

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LurkNoMore [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

One helicopter with Trump signs and one seaplane with Trump flags have flown by! So cool!

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christ93_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

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IncognitoGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Foolish libturds! One does not simply destroy a MAGA sign! They are as invincible as GEOTUS himself!

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sbanks87 3 points ago +3 / -0

F

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should sell it to raise funds for a good cause!

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LurkNoMore [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great idea!

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SpaceForceMilitia 3 points ago +3 / -0

F

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Oleglory 3 points ago +3 / -0

Respect ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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VinnyMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

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That's a lot of winning!

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

laminate it

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556x45mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

F

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice!

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fluffykitten 3 points ago +3 / -0

I lost my entire gun collection in a boating accident. Stay safe out there and protect that sign!

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, another boat-adjacent tragedy. So sad. Thoughts and prayers, friend.

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TheDonaldVET1 3 points ago +3 / -0

F

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Trumpchoochoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

3 thing you want to see worn out:

A worn out Bible A worn out American Flag A worn out MAGA

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anon9-9-9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice shirt, "Don't California Texas".

As a Calfornian, I can relate. I envy you Texas, stay strong, stay free.

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Trump4evergirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

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malarky 3 points ago +3 / -0

F Jackie!

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TrailLover1536 3 points ago +3 / -0

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a proper and respectful way to dispose of damaged MAGA signs? Should be posted somewhere

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Djonpow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup!...get it signed, laminated and give it a place of honor above your fire place!...right above the gun rack!

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bonus points for the "Don't California Texas" T.

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Blades1 3 points ago +3 / -0

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Laminate it!

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