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MountaineerHerd 38 points ago +38 / -0

when the trees start speaking, "ya'll ain't from around here are yah".

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meals23 31 points ago +31 / -0

remember visiting relatives in virginia, my cousin took me aside and said "if somebody says bless your heart, they're insulting you"

he totally fucked my whole week up because everybody kept saying that to me lmao

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meals23 13 points ago +13 / -0

oh believe me he knew exactly what he was doing

this is what i told him and I'm still planning my revenge

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Djonpow 6 points ago +6 / -0

So true...if Nanna says it... it means "He/she aint' right in the head!"...if Gramps says it... it means..."Dumbass!"

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tufftoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here. Wish I could have a southern accent but alas, I'm stuck with what the northeast gave me but that's okay

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MountaineerHerd 16 points ago +16 / -0

nothing like putting on the accent a little heavy when you meet a yankee, and start quoting Deliverance.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 7 points ago +7 / -0

True story: some of the Olympic competitions held in/around Atlanta in 1996 were on the same river where "Deliverance" was filmed.

Jeff Foxworthy made a joke about how if Ned Beatty got it in the ass, a Frenchman in bicycle shorts had no chance (of course, he didn't say it quite so crassly).

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Former_RM2 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is true in the bigger cities and towns, but they don't play up anything out in the sticks. What you see is exactly what you'll get. Be polite and they will too. Be disrespectful and you'll get an ass kicking. Start burning buildings down and nobody will ever find your body.

Go watch Iron City Blues.

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Former_RM2 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happens out in the sticks in the South is most certainly not fiction.

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Swampy 4 points ago +4 / -0

As you say this. I'm going gator hunting in the morning.

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Swampy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well. My brother is the one withe the tags. I like to go help from time to time and bring guests. He has around 150 tags. Generally just a bamboo chute, hook and some nasty chicken

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Balance_In_Life [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

From 6 directions at once. I'd be terrified.

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking trees can play banjos here.