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Rural Folk When Antifa Shows Up To Town. (media.thedonald.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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ElvenGhostAgent 486 points ago +486 / -0

When the trees speak American.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 267 points ago +268 / -1

Alexa, play welcome to the jungle.

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Tradox 161 points ago +162 / -1

"You're gonna diiiiiiiie"

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Dr0neRec0very 21 points ago +32 / -11

HA! Not likely! Antifa has goggles!

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chelthing 36 points ago +36 / -0

Shananananananananana kneeees, kneeees

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Dr0neRec0very 14 points ago +17 / -3

What!? I can't hear you because I'm Hockey Gear Iron Man right now! I even have a leaf blower duct taped to each arm, so yea: flying!

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itsokaytobereggie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mmmmwaaaah! I’m gettin’ from treeeeeeeees!

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PineAppleMan247 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wanna watch you bleeeed!

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SteamyRayVaughn7 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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endthefed11 14 points ago +14 / -0

Watch out for their umbrellas too!

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Dr0neRec0very 10 points ago +15 / -5

Down-voted for revealing our secret weapon! Leakers get the down-vote, too!

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Omega13 5 points ago +5 / -0

"What are you smoking, bigot? Your secret weapon is a tree?"

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am Groot

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Dr0neRec0very -6 points ago +9 / -15 (edited)

Don't you sass me. This tiny cock votes! xD MAGA posts... Saying "Ummmm..." to registered tiny cocks... Seems like Reddit has gotten mighty relaxed with you alt right extremists! I'm going to need to submit this thread for review on r/complaints. The consequences are YOUR fault! BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS, FASCISTS!!!

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Beachboy1b 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good lord, it’s so good I almost wanted to deport you because it was so believable

The ‘tism is strong with this one

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +2 / -1

xD I visited reddit last night. Someone made a comment about how President Trump's election would secure the value of some cryptocurrencies. xD The loons blow their tops, of course. One person accused "the drumpf campaign" of "running psy-ops on reddit". Social media has badly damaged hundreds of millions of people by enabling insta-bans for anyone who dissents. Not good!

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CaptainWinston 1 point ago +1 / -0

What?

Are you speaking libtard cause I don’t understand you.

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katsumi27 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t worry, I’m tagging and bagging this fool.

Instadeport!

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Dr0neRec0very 0 points ago +1 / -1 (edited)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PineAppleMan247 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go prep your bull

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HolaPendejos 33 points ago +33 / -0

Did you say play Sympathy for the Devil and crank that shit to 11? Okay.

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BladderBeerPoopin 6 points ago +6 / -0

When its Democrats, all I can think of...

https://youtu.be/rcnwM6kAfU4

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

That song legit gets me hard

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BKav 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please alllow me to introduce myself...

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OldWhiteMale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

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KilroyJCNJ 19 points ago +19 / -0

Naw - CCR, Run Through The Jungle

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Agent_Orange 12 points ago +13 / -1

Alice in Chains - Rooster

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sir_rockness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alexa play my My Name Is Mudd by Primus

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +3 / -1

Came here for this

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SteamyRayVaughn7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally listening to this song now. Well played, pede.

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operator1214 1 point ago +2 / -1

I regret that I can only upvote that one once.

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Djonpow 11 points ago +11 / -0

Golden Earring...Twilight Zone!

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah!

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RussianFemBot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sounds like we have the start of a great playlist here guys!

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Born on the Bayou

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KekistanPM 16 points ago +16 / -0

Alexa, activate the claymore Roomba.

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jubyeonin 63 points ago +63 / -0

Something about rifles behind blades of grass...

Americans in front of every tree.

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Bonami 19 points ago +20 / -1

Admiral Yamamoto infamously said "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a man with a rifle behind every blade of grass." :)

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Kenrailae 54 points ago +54 / -0

Welcome to the cornfields, mother fuckers.

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G_regulator 15 points ago +15 / -0

My sides are in orbit, too much bro!

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BasteSpuds 10 points ago +10 / -0

Unironically there's mad soy fields since they are a major cash crop and Communists would die there. That's be peak poetic justice.

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Mukato 6 points ago +6 / -0

There’s a Pepe for that!

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tree... ...somethings ;)

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BasteSpuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many accents they'd be confused

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minotaurbeach 33 points ago +33 / -0

Anyone foreign nation that has people that use trees to camouflage, is appropriating our culture.

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popcycle 22 points ago +22 / -0

our trees are the best trees. yuge, beautiful trees.

no joke either.

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redstampede 213 points ago +213 / -0

Disguise yourself as a job application and they'll never see you.

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kaseius1 50 points ago +50 / -0

kek.

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sometimescanbefunny 34 points ago +34 / -0

Non only will they not see you, they'll actively flee!

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Djonpow 9 points ago +9 / -0

soooo....kinda like commie camo huh?

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seaside_dreams 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

You are today's winner of the TD.win prize box!

Today's box has a free car was from Firehouse carwash, a pretty Rose from Taylor greenhouse, and a gift certificate for dinner two a Clayton's Seafood yum yum.

Thanks for playing that was awesome.

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HiddenDekuScrub 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, this guy wins the thread...

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TEXinLA 147 points ago +147 / -0

Target practice...

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Balance_In_Life [S] 141 points ago +141 / -0

They'll understand real fast that being dressed in all black doesn't work well in the woods.

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TEXinLA 62 points ago +62 / -0

And that will be glorious.

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RighteousViolence1 38 points ago +38 / -0

They will come at night dressed in all black... and get clapped bc we also own the night.

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Djonpow 28 points ago +28 / -0

..and Night Vision goggles!

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20KAG20 24 points ago +24 / -0 (edited)

And thermal scopes...where the color of whatever shit clothing they are wearing won’t matter at all.

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Kweebecker 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is going to be either a really dumb question, or classified info, but why can't we make clothes of infrared? We can color red through violet, and we know plants have colors in ultraviolet that we just can't normally see so it's not like humans have an exclusivity deal on the visible spectrum, why can't we paint in infra-red?

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Boog_boi45 3 points ago +3 / -0

We already do. There are IFF patches mounted in uniforms that refract IR light. It’s similar to black light reactive paints, just at the other end of the visible spectrum. Depending some 5g towers may also emit IR light depending on their spectrum range. Would any peed with a NVG mind confirming that,

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had IR reflectors on our helmets back in the day, then it was used to identify friendlys from above. I've been removed for some time.

The thing with IR is it's invisible to the naked eye, with night vision its just like someone shining a flashlight beam.

We had to be hesitant about using it, because anyone else who has nightvision can see it also. Works both ways.

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +3 / -1

Doesn't matter, modern night vision is full color; it looks just like its noon. And thats your consumer grade outdoor security camera... https://digital-watchdog.com/page/Star-Light_Plus/

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operator1214 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'd get lost, wind up running into each other, then lost to friendly fire...that or some half grown possum would scare them to death.

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Tenspot20 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have to be quick, these targets are all accomplished Joggers.

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operator1214 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not if they don't know you're there -- deer are sensitive, flighty creatures with good vision, hearing, and sense of smell...and they're fast too. And yet we always seem to bag them every year.

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EpicPede 3 points ago +7 / -4 (edited)

Ok I laughed....but tbh all black is pretty good camo in the woods

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Balance_In_Life [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Depends on the time of day. If you are wearing all black in any sort of light other than complete darkness (IE: Any sunlight at all) you might as well be wearing a reflector in the woods. Especially for a quality hunter.

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EpicPede 6 points ago +8 / -2

not really in my experience. all black works fairly well in the woods. to each his own!

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Balance_In_Life [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Different strokes for different folks. Still love ya Pede.

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EpicPede 5 points ago +6 / -1

love you too pede😎

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magabirdlady 13 points ago +13 / -0

Get a tree house y'all...:)

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EpicPede 1 point ago +3 / -2

also, I think its a different world for a deer hunter. People don't seem to pick up all black figures. Just clarifying

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No_Fun_Allowed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, but the smell... That pungent odor of BO, weed and failure can be detected from a mile away.

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EpicPede 1 point ago +2 / -1

true

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nodeadcats 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's true. I have an all black cat and he blends in pretty much anywhere he sits still.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

exactly. think ninja

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Unnamed 4 points ago +5 / -1

Or black bears. They blend in extremely well. Same with crows. Mother nature isn't stupid.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

excellent points. I never see black bears until they are close

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Unnamed 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yep, the only thing that tips you off is the smell and the flys. Nastiest animals on earth, dirtier than actual pigs.

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KatG6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly, my black cat goes into the woods and turns invisible.

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Myzlplix 135 points ago +136 / -1

Predator level camo

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Slick_Willy 66 points ago +66 / -0

"Don't leave the city, the trees shoot at you out there!!!" - Antifa/BLM dipshits

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Balance_In_Life [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

Ghost stories about the murderous trees in the forest for generations.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

there is

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol imagine the stories that would be on a fanfiction .win?? 🤣

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20KAG20 11 points ago +11 / -0

They have booby traps!!

Yes, yes we do.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just remember where they're at!

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GakLivesMatter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Man, even knowing it took me a bit to figure out where the outline of this dude was. Camo is insane

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Notablitheringidiot 100 points ago +100 / -0

I don’t get it it just a picture of a tree?

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Winged_Splinter 43 points ago +44 / -1

Look closer. There is a hunter with a bow drawn.

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Notablitheringidiot 74 points ago +75 / -1

I can’t see any hunter with a bow dr-

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muy_libre 57 points ago +57 / -0

“Shoot me, ni-“

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GeorgeOhwell 26 points ago +26 / -0

Twiiip!

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NormaJeanRocks 13 points ago +13 / -0

Done

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

-boom headshot-

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BladderBeerPoopin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Bruh!!!

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Djonpow 4 points ago +4 / -0

...exactly!

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Djonpow 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Hey!... anybody seen Notablitheringidiot...lately!?"...oh

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggot (unit)

A faggot, in the meaning of "bundle", is an archaic English unit applied to bundles of certain items. Alternate spellings in Early Modern English include fagate, faget, fagett, faggott, fagot, fagatt, fagott, ffagott, and faggat.

Sometimes called a short faggot, a faggot of sticks equals a bundle of wood sticks or billets that is 3 feet (91 cm) in length and 2 feet (61 cm) in circumference. The measurement was standardised in ordinances by 1474.[1]A small short faggot was also called a nicket. A brush-faggot (sometimes shortened to brush) was a bundle of similar size made of brushwood.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 1 point ago +1 / -0

☝ PEAK PROJECTION ☝

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DingoDantheTrumpman 21 points ago +21 / -0

Hey guys what are we looking at here? What these bodies on the ground with sticks sticking out? Whats going o!!nnnn--uhhh!

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Unnamed 10 points ago +11 / -1

Thing is compound bows usually pass directly through deer. Pretty sure they will humans as well. I don't even need to waste perfectly good bullets on anyone stupid enough to come out to my area.

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fucking terrifying. No sound, no warning, just run through with a long fiberglass rod.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

They think they know everything there is to know about being run through with long rods. They're going to have a rude awakening.

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operator1214 7 points ago +7 / -0

If it can bring down a deer, it can bring down a person.

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

*thud*

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thebigbear 16 points ago +16 / -0

//////cute,, a treeeeee with a bow.................

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featherwinglove 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spend an hour trying to find these before noticing the archer :)

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

One of the few subs I miss from Deaddit...r/superbowl...really good owl sub...not in the creepy Bohemian Grove way though...fucking creeps. Bushies were involved with them. Fuck them and Deaddit.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Gotta zoom. I saw the bow but thought that it was spider or some shit. Once I zoomed, oh shit a hunter!

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Zadok 96 points ago +96 / -0

You never see it, you never hear it, you just die.

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ElvenGhostAgent 47 points ago +47 / -0

“The last thing you never see” - NCR First Recon Motto

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Jorin_Direfrost 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love Fallout New Vegas.

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BeefyBelisarius 72 points ago +72 / -0

Until Kyle brought consequences to the commies.

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Slick_Willy 7 points ago +9 / -2

He missed the jogger :(

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PraiseBeToScience 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also, rioters would have no need to go to rural places to take over the country. Which is why I'm sick of hearing these people saying "When they come to my country bumpkin farm 82 miles away from the nearest city and drive down my two mile dirt road to my house, THEN I'll fight for this country!"

It's literally admitting you will never do anything.

Be like Kyle.

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theReallyRealRJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then comes the part where truckers refuse to deliver to areas with defunded police etc. and everyone starts their own cardboard farms.

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Balance_In_Life [S] 68 points ago +68 / -0

OMG MY FIRST STICKY IN 4 YEARS! MODS ARE GODS!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 28 points ago +28 / -0

It's well-deserved. That is a great picture.

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christosgnosis 14 points ago +14 / -0

you have now achieved true balance in life

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KilroyJCNJ 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is a great feeling, isn’t it? Nice pic - I meme’d it’s up for ya—- look for my other post

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Slick_Willy 6 points ago +6 / -0

nice work

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

<3 YAY YOU <3

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rubberkidney 22 points ago +22 / -0

i have no remorse for communists such as these.

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Comanche_Moon 52 points ago +52 / -0

I love the videos of all the suburb people who band together and run the antifa/BLM crowds out of their neighborhoods.

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tufftoffee 12 points ago +12 / -0

I want a compilation megathread of these.

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whyewemadbro 4 points ago +5 / -1

Megathread…

…or MAGATHREAD

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MountaineerHerd 38 points ago +38 / -0

when the trees start speaking, "ya'll ain't from around here are yah".

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meals23 31 points ago +31 / -0

remember visiting relatives in virginia, my cousin took me aside and said "if somebody says bless your heart, they're insulting you"

he totally fucked my whole week up because everybody kept saying that to me lmao

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meals23 13 points ago +13 / -0

oh believe me he knew exactly what he was doing

this is what i told him and I'm still planning my revenge

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Djonpow 6 points ago +6 / -0

So true...if Nanna says it... it means "He/she aint' right in the head!"...if Gramps says it... it means..."Dumbass!"

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babyface 18 points ago +18 / -0

I love that phrase. Especially from a southern woman, it can mean anything from sincere appreciation and love to absolute loathing, based on the context and the way she says it.

My second favorite phrase is "all y'all"

(I'm a southern transplant. American by birth, Southern by choice and the grace of God)

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tufftoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here. Wish I could have a southern accent but alas, I'm stuck with what the northeast gave me but that's okay

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eyerighteye 2 points ago +2 / -0

I miss all the wicked accents of the north east. Drinking natties and gettin shitty dude.

Might just need to watch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8n2cIeIpzLA again.

I just cannot bring myself to use cattywompus in a sentence.

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Texapede66 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm from Columbia Co. PA and still have the accent despite 40 years in Texas. I haven't used cattywumpus in about as long, though. I usually use y'all, but I was talking over the radio at work once and was under a bit of pressure and came out with "yous guys." I do use "fixin' to" like a native.

I picked up my sister's car from her boyfriend's parents in RI, after she had come back to Dallas from Emerson College. The mom was telling the story about how she worried about it because it was parked under a dead tree branch and she was afraid an ice storm would come and it would break off. So an ice storm came, and she said she called her husband and asked him, "Did dat tree branch fawl on Jennifah's CAAAAH?"

I wanted to bring her home with me and just listen to her talk.

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MountaineerHerd 16 points ago +16 / -0

nothing like putting on the accent a little heavy when you meet a yankee, and start quoting Deliverance.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 7 points ago +7 / -0

True story: some of the Olympic competitions held in/around Atlanta in 1996 were on the same river where "Deliverance" was filmed.

Jeff Foxworthy made a joke about how if Ned Beatty got it in the ass, a Frenchman in bicycle shorts had no chance (of course, he didn't say it quite so crassly).

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Former_RM2 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is true in the bigger cities and towns, but they don't play up anything out in the sticks. What you see is exactly what you'll get. Be polite and they will too. Be disrespectful and you'll get an ass kicking. Start burning buildings down and nobody will ever find your body.

Go watch Iron City Blues.

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babyface 10 points ago +10 / -0

And when the ask "how you doin'?", they actually want to know and expect you to tell them. It's not just a throwaway phrase like it is up north.

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ancroidubh 4 points ago +4 / -0

They might have cousins. in-laws or neighbors in common. A good part of my maternal family resides in rural (really rural) maritime Canada and the last couple of posts hold true there too. My first sentence here is the case there too. Everybody's related somehow.

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ancroidubh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shared culture is the relationship I was trying, apparently without success on my part, to convey.

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TrumpetkaTrumpolska 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very true in Texas.I have genuine conversations with strangers all the time.Texans are so friendly and sincere,I simply love it.As a foreign born lady Pede(I am from Poland),it was kinda weird at the beginning because the general stereotype of an American held by Eurofags is that the friendliness is all fake and shallow,but I found out it is absolutely not true.Texans are friendly,helpful,and talkative by nature,just don't mess with them,lol.It makes life here so much nicer than among grumpy Europeans.I used to be one of them but now I am a Texan and I wouldn't have it any other way.I really love my state😍

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Former_RM2 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happens out in the sticks in the South is most certainly not fiction.

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Swampy 4 points ago +4 / -0

As you say this. I'm going gator hunting in the morning.

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Swampy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well. My brother is the one withe the tags. I like to go help from time to time and bring guests. He has around 150 tags. Generally just a bamboo chute, hook and some nasty chicken

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Swampy 2 points ago +2 / -0

My brother continuing the tradition. Back in the day my step-dad would skin and salt the hides in garbage cans. Now my brother sells the gator whole to a distributor.

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Balance_In_Life [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

From 6 directions at once. I'd be terrified.

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking trees can play banjos here.

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thingaboutarsenal 34 points ago +34 / -0

This is why Kyle triggers them so hard. They know we'd destroy them. They can only thrive by appealing to authority to stop people they want to fight. If it was a fair fight and we had nothing to lose, they'd go home crying to mommy.

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sometimescanbefunny 22 points ago +22 / -0

If it were a fair fight and we had nothing to lose, they wouldn't be going home.

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tufftoffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know, but that's one of my favorite DJT quotes of all time and I couldn't help myself.

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sgttoporbottoms 29 points ago +29 / -0

Do you need blaze orange when bow hunting on public property?

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SoAngryRanger 28 points ago +28 / -0

Depends on the state and the season/animal being hunted.

For example, California doesn’t need orange for any type of big game hunting.

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SirWilliam 18 points ago +19 / -1

But the woods are full of dumbass Californians with CA legal guns. Might want orange. Hunt with lead, and you get to wear orange in the state pen.

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Djonpow 2 points ago +2 / -0

..so your sayin' "Orange Man bad?

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drsowells1fan 7 points ago +9 / -2

Because California wants hunters to get shot and killed. They literally regulate everything else to the teeth...except wearing blaze orange for hunter safety.

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Butthurt 20 points ago +20 / -0

Good thing about blaze orange is that if you’re hunting deer it really doesn’t matter. The color doesn’t show up in their vision like ours. Kryptec makes a good blaze orange that has a disruptive pattern in it

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popcycle 11 points ago +11 / -0

turkeys, though, turkeys can hear you think

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Butthurt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Turkeys are assholes. I’ve never hunted them but ran into flocks Of them during fall and the males will straight up rush your ass

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operator1214 6 points ago +6 / -0

They can be surprisingly clever and yes, tough. Even the domesticated ones will ruin your day. Most funny thing I ever saw was the day the turkeys got loose at the local livestock auction; Amish running everywhere to get away from the turkeys.

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eyerighteye 1 point ago +1 / -0

So smart they drown in rain lol

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CaptainChrisPBacon 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not If You Are Hunting Commies

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Rattler1775 14 points ago +14 / -0

Depends on where you're hunting.

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Winged_Splinter 14 points ago +14 / -0

When gun season opens you do, but honestly, I wear it during the whole season while hunting the wildlife management areas as you can never be certain what some other hunter is going to do.

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Thehoytime 26 points ago +26 / -0

That reminds me of the time my drill sergeant went on and on about how he didn't see me at the early morning cammo training. I just smiled and said, "Thank you, that was quite a compliment."

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Balance_In_Life [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

How many miles did you have to run?

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sometimescanbefunny 16 points ago +16 / -0

Legend says he's still running to this day...

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Balance_In_Life [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gunny was quite tired of his shit already.

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Djonpow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep!...he just went by ...here at Camp LeJune!

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Rattler1775 19 points ago +19 / -0

these fools don't know who they're dealing with.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 15 points ago +15 / -0

I mistook the bow for that insect that looks like a stick. Took a moment for me to notice the guy holding it.

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tufftoffee 4 points ago +4 / -0

That means its working haha

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Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

Behind every blade of grass...

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utfanx2 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wonder what a Cuck Call would sound like.

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Balance_In_Life [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

It would be dialog from Big Bang Theory.

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FearDaNazgulz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ha!!! Made me laugh out loud

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Djonpow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ditto!....snort!

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BladderBeerPoopin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too. Didn't watch the DNC.

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Winged_Splinter 15 points ago +15 / -0

😂 So true. I literally already have that camo. Have that deer call as well.

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letrain 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think it'd be awesome to have arrows start flying in these situations. So the "muh military style weapon" bullshit gets shut down.

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MythArcana 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you can see this, it's too late.

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ReverendGiggs30-06 12 points ago +12 / -0

if I put up a Trump sign would that be considered baiting? Asking for myself.

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nancypelosiscarf 4 points ago +4 / -0

antifa bait hunting only a misdeameanor

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Siteless_Vagrant 11 points ago +11 / -0

Country boys WILL survive.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tapping fingers on weapon....waiting for BLM ANTIFA to show up. They will be in for a big suprise. They will be shot on site and no one will know who did it.

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Torrible 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’ve said multiple times that shooting them is to easy. Hit them with some arrows. Seeing an arrow in your chest is going to be FAR more traumatizing than shooting them. I know I’d rather be shot than take an arrow lol

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KilroyJCNJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not to mention the demoralizing effect on the others. . .

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

Message for you sir!

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eyerighteye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh brave Concord!

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Torrible 4 points ago +4 / -0

EXACTLY! You don’t want to pull an arrow out of your friends chest do you? Lol

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Winter_huntress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I knew a guy in high school that was being an idiot and playing with a bow( it's not a toy people) and he put an arrow through his hand, the wound was gruesome and he had to have surgery. I also bow hunt and some expandable broad heads will cut a 2"+ hole in a deer and they bleed out in seconds.

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Former_RM2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Has anyone seen Iron City Blues? It 's a documentary about a very lawless town in Southern TN, near the Alabama border.

I have a close friend who grew up there and some of the stories he told me I always thought were made up....until I watched the documentary. It's a pretty scary fucking place and any "protest" group who decides to go into Iron City wont be coming back out. I'm quite sure of it.

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VinnyMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't trace an arrow like you can a bullet. I think you're on to something here!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 3 points ago +4 / -1 (edited)

I think a hunting arrow would be much easier to trace from the manufacturer to the retailer to the receipt, because they aren't very common.

No, you might not be able to identify the specific purchaser, but if the FBI is willing to wear out enough shoe leather, they can reduce it down to a handful of people.

You'll need a good alibi, or they'll make your life a living hell. Ask Richard Jewell.

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1in1024th 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fletching arrows by hand will come back in style

Also, pay cash for these kind of things when you can

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +4 / -0

As I pointed out in another comment, paying cash in person usually puts you on security video. Depending on the retention period, it's no longer anonymous.

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yooz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just put an arrow through the security cam, problem solved

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but out in the sticks, LOTS of people have arrows and bows.

And if you pay cash. . . At Walmart. . . The week before opening day. . .

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ancroidubh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good archers fletch their own arrows from components just as good shooters craft their own ammunition. Components, sometimes bought years before being assembled, are going to a lot harder to track.

Shafts from here, nocks from there, broadheads from a gun show and feathers from the neighbor's barnyard. Keep the fingerprints and DNA off them and it may well nigh be impossible.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

You aren't thinking this through.

Only a bullet is recoverable, if the shooter polices his brass.

Constructing an arrow with shafts from A, nocks from B, and broadheads from C can create an intersection where all three were sold. Unless you bought those things from different parts of the county, you might be drawing an arrow (no pun intended) right to your neighborhood. And even if you paid in cash, you could show up on security video at each location.

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ancroidubh 1 point ago +1 / -0

A bullet sometimes retains tool marks that can (not always) match it to a barrel.

It's still unlikely considering that none of these items are controlled in any way. Buy 'em from the gun and knife show. Your arrow components will be in the hundreds if not thousands sold.

I am cleaning up and cleaning out the house in preparation for downsizing. In tidying up around the reloading bench, I noticed I have ammunition components that were purchased years ago and thousands of GI surplus cartridge cases. I've had to scatter old smokeless powder around the flowerbeds as fertilizer because I didn't trust the age of it.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

How would they get to the retailer?

I mean I'm sure there's serial numbers on them somewhere, but that's easily removed.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably no serial numbers, at least not on the ones I've seen.

But, hunting arrows are specialty items, and the manufacturer can tell you where they shipped them, at least in the next step of the distribution chain.

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Gwoz8881 8 points ago +8 / -0

I see Kyle

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RocknnRobin 7 points ago +7 / -0

“get to da choppah!!”

—said no antifa anywhere, because they didn’t see it coming

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popcycle 7 points ago +7 / -0

how many times have they claimed that "next they're coming for rural america!"

my popcorn keeps getting cold.

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_Sully_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Camo is racist. It systemically oppress...I can't do it. I did hear how some professors got together and made a statement on how English should be banned or some shit. These commies are bold. Thank god they are too stupid to duck.

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misterLahey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Camo is racist.

Camo is on the left's list of things they will eventually ban for civilians. As published by the Brady Campaign in the late 80s. It was part of a whole laundry list - and the left keeps targeting things on that list. They will get to camo one day.

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_Sully_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not if they can't see us!!

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL, good point.

IIRC, the Brady push was to ban camo in public settings (e.g. schools, on the streets, in fashion houses). The left hadn't come up with its current set of nonsense newspeak, but at the time I think the Brady document decried people wearing camo in civil settings because they thought camo was a way of normalizing militarism or some nonsense like that.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't they criticize Melania because her dress was military like or some fuckin' bullshit? These people should just be ignored.

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TearofLys 6 points ago +6 / -0

They would never find the bodies.

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trauncher 6 points ago +6 / -0

Badass.

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TonyVilla 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huh, that's the first time I've seen Camo used properly.

(I don't hunt FYI)

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Siteless_Vagrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

I do, and outside of duck hunters I rarely see anyone use it correctly.

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MAGATeamSix 6 points ago +6 / -0

God damn is realtree great camo.

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yooz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Realtree and CADPAT are my top 2, you ever see a Canadian soldier in a bush? Probably not cause they are fuckin invisible.

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DJTJ2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. I thought there would be more hunters here.

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ClarenceBeeks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Complete with cuck call to lure them in

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they actually show up in my town, I'll be the McCloskey's of my town. Promise

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V5Vendetta 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you look real close you realize he's not just standing in front of a tree, he's hanging in harnesses half way up... city folk never look up..

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DJTJ2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a safety harness; he's standing on a tree stand (half way up).

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BasteSpuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also let OP know I said this is one of the dankest I've seen this week.

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Balance_In_Life [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

OP knows and thanks you.

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BasteSpuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

No doubt. I'm sharing this with a friend that is literally this dude.

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Trumpaholic831 5 points ago +5 / -0

I swear and I had to look at this multiple times (and cheat by reading some comments . . gulp, sorry pedes) to figure out what this was! At first, I thought it was some secret booby trap attached to the tree. But, NOW I get/see it. Too cool. Reminds me of those once highly popular pictures long ago where an image was hidden within abstract, kaleidoscope art.

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Useful_Vidiots 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good God, that's scary as fuck. Took me a second but that gap was enough. Like the movie 'Predator'.

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KilroyJCNJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, but 85% let off is a YUUUGE advantage.

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you ain’t going Commie Hunting, cuz you eat what you kill?

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍👍👍

(Just funnin’with ya!)

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍

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MAGATHREAD 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m a city guy. Whole life. Love my rural, patriotic brothers. If the the time comes, please remember that not all city people are shitty. Loads of low key patriots

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TehAgent 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was born and raised in the inner city. Eventually said fuck this and bought a house in a town of 900 people.

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MAGATHREAD 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s my dream. I have a lot of love for small town people. It’s different, in that everyone knows your business, but that feels refreshing to me at this point.

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TehAgent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Home prices were much cheaper away from the city; there are two small towns and a large suburb between me and the capital city of my state. this does result in an hour commute each way but I like music and stereo systems so it doesnt bother me much. Plus I get to fully decompress from work before I get home, and get to fully 'boot up' in the morning before I get there.

You can still maintain privacy though, even with social media. I just dont post my personal business. I lurk the chatter pages but dont post/reply. I dont talk to my neighbors much; the gossip mill lives right across the street from me too. We are friendly but I just keep my business to myself. I lived here for years and one of the very few times I posted a reply several people thought I was a town cop...Im not. Thats how little they know about me. There are ways you can keep to yourself but still maintain good relationships wit your neighbors. Talk about superficial stuff; car guy lives to the west so we talk cars (I have a classic) and thats about it. I just let the gossip mill talk to me and dont share my own business. I just kind of keep quiet and leave things alone, and am a bit of a mystery despite the small town environment.

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Balance_In_Life [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry fam. We don't judge based on groups. We judge based on individual. That's kinda the difference between us and them. We love you no matter where you live.

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know, really, in a mob environment, a crossbow would actually probably not be a bad choice for hit-and-fade attacks from the shadows on the flanks. Nobody recognizes the sound a crossbow makes except people who use them.

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Surefolks 4 points ago +4 / -0

My mother the other day said, “what these people don’t realize is that down here people wait in a stand for 3-4 hours just to kill something”.

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