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Groupthinkgroupthink 84 points ago +84 / -0

He wont be able to hang with the whites, cause he's got a fucking black-power symbol on him.

He can't hang with the blacks, he's fucking white.

And he's definitely not going to be hanging with the Hispanics.

I guess he could convert to Islam.

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Ithrowawaay 29 points ago +30 / -1

Likely (D): become a bottom bitch to spare ones own life.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 22 points ago +22 / -0

Apparently in Islam it's only haram if you're receiving, so this guy's not even going to get to go claim his 71(2?) virgins after he converts either!

What a rip.

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Pearls_Swine 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lol that reminded me of that American Dad episode where the rapture happened and the gay news reporter finds out his partner went to heaven, and he says "apparently God does love gays but only if they're tops".

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Groupthinkgroupthink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I think that might actually be a jab at it, or just very coincidental :D

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Groupthinkgroupthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too easy mang.

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stonepony 7 points ago +7 / -0

The pedos, most likely, IMO. The sex offender outcasts who are likewise unable to find a group for protection. They band together.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're like fish, they're loosely associate in a group and move the same way to avoid other predators eating them by using their fellow sex-offenders as substitute proximal-sacrifices.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would bet money that that's exactly what's going to happen.

He's clearly an easily led individual with very low prospects desperate to be "part of something". He'll convert alright.

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Cornpop1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Na, this pos will end up hanging with the pesos and trannys