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NOT_GLOBALISM 239 points ago +240 / -1

Weak individually but together we form a mighty faggot!

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Dankbot4000 68 points ago +68 / -0

HAHAHAHA! I laughed way too hard at this.

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

They probably drove there in their mom's TRANS AM.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

Car bumper lives matter 🚗 🚘 🚙

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s TRANS MA’AM BIGOT REEEEEE

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BritPedeMEGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

“THUNDER.... THUNDER... THUNDERCUCKS HOOOOOOOEEEES!”

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BernsWhenIPee 24 points ago +24 / -0

The Golden Age of Simpsons: making clever "faggot" jokes.

The current age of Simpsons: removing beloved ethnic characters for "wokeness."

To be fair, I can't blame wokeness for ruining The Simpsons... the show has sucked for almost two decades, long before woke culture (I guess it's more of an anti-culture) sunk their teeth into its dry, desiccated body. The entire goal of woke culture is to destroy everything you love, but it doesn't really work when they destroy something that had already destroyed itself.

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BernsWhenIPee 14 points ago +14 / -0

The goal of "woke" culture is literally to remove American culture.

Yes, and the way they accomplish this is by making you hate the things you once loved. Just look at the NFL, MLB, NBA, Disney, pop music, or basically any other form of entertainment. Most people watch movies and sports to escape from politics... so how do they ruin it for those people? They make everything political. Almost everyone on this board (understandably) now hates professional sports. That's their goal.

They've been pretty successful in the last few years, but if we can get Trump reelected, I think their grip on culture will start to weaken. Maybe that's just wishful thinking, but I have a pretty strong feeling that it's going to happen.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

pop music,

That's just called "getting older".

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BernsWhenIPee 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't just mean contemporary music. Whether you like the Beatles or Radiohead or Jimi Hendrix or Led Zeppelin or Post Malone. No matter what it is, if you enjoy it, they will attempt to infiltrate and infest it.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pop music has been utterly vile since I was a child.

edit: That's not entirely true, but it's mostly true. The mainstream produces very little beautiful and/or positive music.

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sleepinggiant 2 points ago +3 / -1

But its good to burn those things to the ground your culture should be created by the people not be a corporate controlled IP

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't have an issue with corporations creating IP. At the end of the day, a corporation is just a legal framework for people to work together. Things like feature films and TV series generally wouldn't be possible without a corporation.

On the other hand, I do have an issue with them maintaining a permanent hold on the IP they create. And frankly, it wouldn't matter if it was a corporation or an individual holding that control. After a while it becomes part of our shared culture.

Case in point is Star Trek Axanar, where fans made a 15 minute fan film, and planned to follow it up with a 90 minute fan film, both of which were to be non-commercial. CBS and Paramount sued them, and they settled out of court agreeing not to make the 90 minute film, and to instead create 2 more 15 minute films.

Star Trek is an IP from 1966, and it's a fairly major part of our culture. According to the CIA World Factbook the median age in the United States is 38.5. Most Americans weren't born until over 15 years after Star Trek was created, yet aren't allowed to tell their own stories around it.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

that operates under the assumption that, like libs, you are incapable of making anything new to replace the old. everything libs has to do with projection. this is the projection of their own total lack of creativity onto everybody else.

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ignorant_slob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Check out the top 200 music list for France. The French are definitely having a particular agenda being rammed down their throats.

https://www.shazam.com/charts/top-200/france

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ModsBanPaleos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leftists killed apu. Fuck cancel culture

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard some kid that had immigrated here from India wrote Hank Azaria a letter telling him how he was bullied mercilessly due to his accent and nicknamed Apu and it bothered Hank so much he went to the producers and said he didn't want to do Apu anymore.

I heard this from someone though and have never bothered to research it so he could have been full of shit for all I know. It just shocked me that Hank Azaria would cuck out. He is Moe, and a ton of others voices too.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just keep to the first 14-15 seasons and you are golden.

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Dialectic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Soy! Rainbows! Pink hair! Marxism! Delusion!

By your powers combined, I am captain faggot!

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plastic_Strawman 8 points ago +8 / -0

And I thought Captain Planet was the gayest superhero ever.

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womp-womp-twice 14 points ago +15 / -1

A bundle of sticks you might say

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Turtler 16 points ago +16 / -0

A fasces even. But what should we call brave socialist revolutionaries coming together to form a collective human Fasces?

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BritPedeMEGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

YOU! I like you.

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Turtler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad to hear. Much appreciated.

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ChuckedBeef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Form Soytron!

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CovefefeREEEE 19 points ago +19 / -0

That was hilarious!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

That went from zero to MadMax real quick 😂

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CommonSensePill 3 points ago +3 / -0

The epitome of the left.

Literally a circus show.

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TheRoyalRob 46 points ago +47 / -1

It is funny how they brace themselves as if they are going to stop it....

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JesusMaga 20 points ago +21 / -1

That’s a bold move cotton! Let’s see how that turns out

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Kekintosh2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh fuck that's awesome

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BreakfastGun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would you even think of using your arm to push on a tree to... maneuver a vehicle?

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JesusMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Afeazo 14 points ago +14 / -0

They are retarded, it’s why mama gave them helmets before they went out

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GrayGhost 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can BREAK THESE CUFFS.... rfh...

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Skygrrrl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another example of how they reject science

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TheB3ast 37 points ago +38 / -1

What can I do? I have no brakes.

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bigdickhangsright 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bleed antifa not brakelines

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Tartarian-King 6 points ago +6 / -0

Antifa are your breaks. Volunteer meat shield to slow your speed

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SoldierofKek 32 points ago +33 / -1

Given the shit antifag has pulled, you bet your ass I'd run them over. What? I'm going to stop so they can pull me out and 20 faggots can beat me to death with a skateboard? Please. I'm hitting the gas. What's that phrasing Robert Barnes always says? Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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Silencemennow 31 points ago +32 / -1

When an easily moved object meets an unstoppable force.

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MemeWarBoot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fords turbo 4s having been putting out massive work recently. Imagine getting smeared under something called an ecoboost

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Randomite 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, it is lower emissions than straight gas. Driver being environmentally respectful.

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cleaning up the environment one pinko at a time and twice on Sundays.

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

and yet apparently they have a hard time understanding politics history and morality. crazy.

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eddieblasphemy 21 points ago +22 / -1

I will stop this vechicle with the strength of my own self-importance

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patslimmy1 21 points ago +22 / -1

When you have to recruit midgets to your side you're not doing well.

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Belleoffreedom 16 points ago +17 / -1

ANTIFA is trying to get somebody killed. We've seen this before. They don't care whether it is one of their useful idiots, or somebody pulled out of a vehicle and beaten to death.

Blocking traffic under these conditions, in this political climate, after the other murders, should be charged as attempted murder.

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Ricky_CIA 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're desparately looking for martyrs so they can parade them like they did in Charleston.

Problem is so far all the dead commie faggots have been pedos, felons and spouse beaters.

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generated_name 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yep.

They don't really think they can stop a car (well some of them might). They are counting on the driver stopping in order not to hit or run over them.

If they are hit, then that's a good excuse to pull the driver out and try to kill them, which there's always a slight chance of them doing anyway, as well as for the media to write more stories in favor of the protesters.

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Turtler 11 points ago +12 / -1

On the subject, please give some sympathy to James Fields. I do not like him or his ideology, but nobody should deserve to be terrorized, have a rifle pointed at him while surrounded by a violent mob, and then be railroaded into a jail term by corrupt, tyrannical goons.

There but for the grace of God go I. Justice denied for any foretells justice denied for All. And ask yourself what you would do in that nightmare.

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DamSon 9 points ago +10 / -1

What is this in response to?

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Butt_expert 6 points ago +6 / -0

holy shit an actual midget shows up at the end

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like a Kid Rock video.

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Randomite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even our reality-show Commander in Chief hasn’t used that hook to get viewers yet. Drat! Upstaged again!

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Portlanddude 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol what is umbrella man gonna do?

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orc_lives_matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hate that I have to scroll this far for context.

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SaltandPepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe if they'd gotten some of their women to try. God knows those are some hefty gals on their side.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 7 points ago +8 / -1

If Pantifa want to test if they are resistant to oncoming, speeding vehicles who are we to refuse them?

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typicalplantif 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dont go to portland... let them show themselves. they are the reason polls are swinging

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raven0ak 4 points ago +4 / -0

reminds me of when rioters tried to stop fed-ex truck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuZ-_yiyndA

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AlohaChris 4 points ago +4 / -0

The slow roll is the way to go. Non aggressive, plenty of time to extricate themselves from the situation, and keep you from being swarmed.

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly the best advice for maintaining your liberty and freedom. It’s a shame their own party won’t call them out for this behavior being a violent suppression of free speech. How would they react if our church youth groups stopped their cars and started banging on the panels while yelling repent or your soul belongs to Satan?

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pelosis_liver 3 points ago +4 / -1

No fair!

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Gunmolester 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL yeah I was laughing at that guy trying to push the truck back...they only thing he can push back on is his boyfriends peenie

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Trumpaholic831 3 points ago +3 / -0

BLM = Hood Ornament . . . . . . . Antifa = Speed Bump

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NotoriousCrux 3 points ago +4 / -1

Unwavering trust in the soy

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha F350 dually V10 diesel delete go vroom.

Roll coal on those gimpy commies!

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blackmanfortrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

priceless

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jim_dirtynuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top KEK!

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DoofusRufus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Were they Tonka trucks or Matchbox trucks?

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 2 points ago +2 / -0

brrrrrr

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librul_tearsaholic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I NEED THAT MUG! I think it might help me get past Step One...

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dsav [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I nicked the png from here Enjoy your mug :)

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formerlythetim 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just wish we could find that troll who hit the truck at the end with something...That little shit!

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plz give me a video link this sounds marvelous!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +3 / -1

😂🤣😂😋🤣😂

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TheHonestLion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who would win?

4 Commies on a Soy and Semen Diet

                  or

1 Dodge Ram 2500

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kiwisforDonaldTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought you can sue for anything in America. The dude hitting your car with an umbrella is enough for me to run these guys through the courts

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOOOOO, YOU WEREN'T IN ANY PHYSICAL DANGER BECAUSE YOU COULD'VE JUST KICKED THEM OFF THE TRUCK IF THEY TRIED TO GET IN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS USING LETHAL PEPPER SPRAY ON THEM!

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Sevdawn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in rural KY, this is SO fucking spot on. I seriously got the giggles seeing this cause we have neighbors that I imagine sound just like this (the haha pickup go brrrr part)

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Edial 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should be allowed to run people over if your vehicle is being blocked, and especially if they're damaging it or trying to break into it to get at you. Only an absolute dumbass stands in a road.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It's like no one ever saw me..."

- Michael Obama