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Dudemanfoo 6 points ago +7 / -1

THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!

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Fiddycentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see those Xenomorph extending teeth from the Alien movies.

Just can't hide them in a humanoid skull.

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grenades_and_ham 19 points ago +19 / -0

perpetual victimhood.

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FustercluckArmy 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, Mike. The correct phrasing is: "White people are sick of looking at me."

Now put your face binky back on and go away.

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MrAlwaysRight 8 points ago +8 / -0

White people see her. Shit they were all over her calling her beautiful etc. She is below average looking. I was hanging out with a mixed group of friends. My ultra liberal white friends were saying she was the most beautiful black woman they have seen.

My non white and black friends set her straight.

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

White people don't worship me like a god. They don't bow to me. They resisted my comands and proclamations like the heretics they are.

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Wrexxis780 5 points ago +5 / -0

We saw the bulge and didn't want to look any further.

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seaside_dreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's because we are not in your Black Liberation Cult. Shut up you Cult Leader. Your time is done. Go count your ill gotten gains I hope they last.

Can you speak Chinese? Farsi?

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SBOJ_JOBS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Victimhood = Power

I'm a lifelong victim she asserted, as she gazed out from her terrace and surveyed her manicured acerage sweeping down to the sea .

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ca18det 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're hard to miss with your big dong wagging in all our faces as you eternally wag your finger at us for every imagined racial injustice you experience. Trust us, we see you.

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SR-71A_Blackbird 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish I didn’t have to see big Mike anymore.

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ugliest profile of any first ladyman

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SWAGLORDX1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Am I crazy in thinking that First Ladies shouldn't been seen?

I voted for Donald Trump - not his wife.

I don't really care about Barbara Bush's opinions on the issues.

Did anyone ever care about Edith Wilson's foreign policy?

And I sure as fuck don't care about the Obama family.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +3 / -0

At some point she will be front and center in this timeline.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats have many cards up their sleeve. They knew the riots and covid would create damage. They took the risk to goad Trump and us into taking action. This would energize their base and allow them to hide their skeletons by being on the offense.

Since their plans are falling apart, they will need a big distraction. They will need to be victim as well. They will kill off or injure Biden and insert Michelle.

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

They did everything they could to shove his dick down our throats. Everywhere we looked we saw Michael Obama!

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two words: attention whore

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can she explain why I should give a single fuck about her?

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Believe me, Michelle, WE TRY NOT TO.

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rnoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michelle has a point somewhat, all those magazine covers misgendered him, but I think that blaming "whites" for the output of large, established, New York based periodical publishers is questionable.

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vegeta_ban 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I couldn’t see Michael

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another oppressed black man.

Cry me a fucking river. Move on. That lot is full!!

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pineapplepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish this dude would go away already.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her and her culturally appropriated straight hair.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

For eight years she was thrown in our faces daily.

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HighVoltage 2 points ago +2 / -0

And to think Michelle is actually an ugly man.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am SO fucking tired of this tranny movement.

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ButteryFumes 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, what about the fact that Melania has never been put on all of those magazine covers?

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clocker23 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, what about the fact that Melania has never been put on >>> ANY <<< of those magazine covers (since DJT became President)?

^^^ FIFY. yw. :-)

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Clavis 2 points ago +2 / -0

We see her and her wiener.

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Nicktdot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see Michelle at all... Big Mike tho... oof!

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The_Peter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That takes some kind of brazen conceit to be the first lady spouse of the united states and think you were put there to be seen by others.

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Camel-Toe-Harris 1 point ago +2 / -1

I don’t usually go around checking out trannies.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

She obviously just means that white people should be kissing her feet. She is praised like a god damn Empress and anything short of bowing on your knees is an insult to her.

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Wouldntyouliketoknow 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much attention does she want

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Kavantar 1 point ago +1 / -0

...as a woman

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daty_dato 1 point ago +1 / -0

They probably do see it. Just don't want the hassle from secret service when they tell her how shitty of a man/president it's "husband" was.

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