Oh man too funny.... Midweek I had to tell my Democrat liberal roomie that the woman he's all in love with stopped by the place pretty well lit up and offered to fuck me which I declined harshly. Both telling him and declining her were difficult, but you gotta' do what's right.

I noticed he avoided me for a day and that he wasn't on the phone with her. Then yesterday I hear his TV on to some fucking college game and later that night and today he's back on the phone with the slut. So he's a cuck in waiting.