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Analytical 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't know about you all, but I'm still going to tell pollsters that I'm voting for Sleepy/Creepy "China Joe" Biden. I want to be sure that all of us fully grasp the gravity of the situation and turn out on election day. I don't care how much Trump is up/down in the polls, they can obviously be manipulated and I'll be damned if I allow the fake news to lull me into a false sense of complacency.

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Forte 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have converted 4 others who didn't vote for Trump in 2016 to do so now. I gotta do more but that's a start!

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Tusculan2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I plan on partying starting at 7am. I live across the street from a polling station. I am planning to have the flags out and stars and stripes forever on repeat.

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iaredave 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never voted before and I've been of age for quite some time now. That'll change this year.

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Relevant username. This is a sneaky move.