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FreeBased1 82 points ago +82 / -0

I know about the "helicopter rides" origin and meme, but always thought it was sort of... lame and extreme at the same time.

This "summer of love" has changed my mind.

Spool up the rotors.

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45fan 49 points ago +49 / -0

You have to understand how serious your enemy is to understand the necessary response.

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Hawksendoom 14 points ago +14 / -0

That just helped my martial arts centipede thank you

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Thundermark 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm new here. Can someone pls tell me what the centipede thing is a reference to?

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Hawksendoom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sure groovy cat, watch this first, its a music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE

Then, during the 2016 elections - when we starting meming hard this came out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJhoLUgeIhc&list=PLF1IFz7llUyYuB-IRNy8fu7orq0_B5sWe&index=2

and if you haven't seen em all just search for can't stump the trump. ~Stay groovy new centipede! ~

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cool beans, flyboy. I pick up what you're putting down. Really dig sticking it up to the man. Totally jiving to these bangin' memes. Catch you on the flip side, you sly cat. Stay rad! Peace!

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

holds up spork

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YuriBezmenov -3 points ago +1 / -4

Don't forget to grab a coat while you're at it fren.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think helicopters are big enough for our infestation. We're gonna have to use C130s.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have made significant advances in the last 50 years. We can use autonomous drone swarms now.

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Thundermark 16 points ago +16 / -0
  1. At first I thought it was mostly a polemic - something to throw in the faces of tankies advocating for the gulag.

Now I know better.

Think about this: violation of your rights fundamentally requires agressive violence, or the ability to aggress against you with impunity.

If someone said they were gonna take out a knife & stab you, *that's already "assault" (but not "battery") in many jurisdictions.

If they actually went for the gun, you would be justified in defending yourself from them w/ deadly force.

We don't wait until they actually stab us, get "comfortable" w/ the knife inside us, debate the merits of vital organ laceration, and then sue them and hope we maybe win so the court orders them to pull out the knife an inch or two (yes, I'm aware this is partially leaning on Malcolm X's analogy).

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Thundermark 9 points ago +9 / -0

So why do we tolerate even the slightest action against our rights? Sure, discussing the theory of communism is free speech, but making concrete plans about how to implement it is as much "conspiracy to commit" as 2 burglars making plans to rob a bank. Going through the bank door guns drawn is "in the act of" a bank robbery, so yes, it would be moral to shoot the robbers then and there before they managed to successfully rob/shoot anyone.

The actions we take as moral agents (sapient beings created in the image of God & thus possessing free will) are not a set of isolated slides in a PP presentation. Just like "terrorism" doesn't merely happen in the instant a bomb is detonated (buying the materials, building it, recruiting co-conspirators are all part of the "terrorist" action ), so too does the violation of our God-given Constitutional rights recognized (not "granted") by our Founding Fathers "merely" take place when the commies are murdering our ppl in the streets. If we are waiting until the moment they have a shot lined up on us, it's usually already too late.

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catvideos3 9 points ago +9 / -0

Communists are guilty of slavery. Communism is slavery.

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Thundermark 8 points ago +8 / -0

TL;DR, I think we need a paradigm shift in how and how quickly we defend our rights from any and all violators. And yes, I believe in making examples as a deterrent.

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Thundermark 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is also why I maintain that the #ProudBoysDidNothingWrong, even when they "chased down AntiFa."

By definition, terrorists are always the agressors. Thus, every action against them is inherently defensive.

When SEAL Team 6 came for Osama, they didn't go "oh, sorry man, didn't realize you were balls-deep in your 3rd wife, we'll come back later when you're actively doing terrorist shit.

When I was in the USAF, I was always on call, 24/7, didn't matter if I was in or out of uniform, sleeping, eating, taking a shit, fucking a chick, w/e. I was a combatant 24/7/365.

And so is a terrorist. The difference being is I was a lawful combatant fighting for freedom & they're an unlawful one fighting for tyranny, but a combatant 24/7 nonetheless. A terrorist is always a terrorist, 24/7, from the moment they declare (or act out) loyalty to their cause. The only way they stop is if they surrender or die.

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Thundermark 11 points ago +11 / -0

We are at war. Not a "political" war. Not a "culture" war. Not a metaphorical war. Not a spiritual war. Not even a "meme war."

I'm not saying there aren't elements of any of those, but the priority is:

We are in a literal, physical, hot, shooting war.

As Gen. Mattis said, "The war is over when the enemy says it's over."

And the sooner ppl realize that and act accordingly, the sooner we win this war.

Gear up. Train up. Mount up.

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catvideos3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oorah!!!

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Thundermark 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think it's bullshit that our rights can be violated w/ the stroke of a pen, but we have to go through a lengthy & expensive process to even try to defend them.

I think it's bullshit that the US Constitution is supposed to be the supreme law of the land, yet there is zero direct penalty for making laws that violate it (I'm not talking about voting them out eventually), let alone severe punishments for directly, overtly violating it.

I think it's bullshit that the US Constitution is supposed to be over the states & cities, yet they can pretty much violate it anytime they want, again, w/o any immediate, direct, & severe consequences.

I think it's bullshit that a bunch of politicians can literally conspire to violate our Constitutional rights, then actually go through with it, and then we get unjustly punished and they don't get strung up as the traitors they are (literally making themselves enemies of America).

I think it's bullshit that we allow in foreign shit-stirrers who are not only not loyal to the Constitution but actively oppose it, yet loyal, pro-American immigrants have to wait years to get naturalized.

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NegativeRainbow 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are at war. Not a "political" war. Not a "culture" war. Not a metaphorical war. Not a spiritual war. Not even a "meme war."

Those are just different fronts in this holy war.

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JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated comments

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Thundermark 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank you.

I was born in the USSR. I don't want that to happen in my adopted homeland, America. All the ppl who think "oh, if the commies win I can just fuck off to the woods and live off the land" forget that when the commies won in my native Russia and the counterrevolutionaries tried to "fuck off to the woods", the commies GASSED THE FUCKING WOODS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tambov_Rebellion

By May 1921, Tukhachevsky, by systematic occupation of villages, succeeded in forcing the rebels more and more into the forest areas around Tambov, isolating them.[citation needed]

In June, Tukhachevsky received permission from Antonov-Ovseyenko's commission to begin use of chemical weapons, by direct order from the leadership of Red Army and from the Communist Party.[25][page needed] Publications in local Communist newspapers openly glorified liquidations of "bandits" with the poison gas.[25][page needed][26] Tukhachevsky and Antonov-Ovseyenko signed an order to their troops, dated 12 June 1921, which stipulated:

"The forests where the bandits are hiding are to be cleared by the use of poison gas. This must be carefully calculated, so that the layer of gas penetrates the forests and kills everyone hiding there.[27]"

The only way out is through.

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Pau1F01ey 4 points ago +4 / -0

This needs to be spread far and wide.

Pedes TAKE BACK THE DAMN CITIES!

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Thundermark 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the record, I am currently in the process of "fucking off to the woods" (or close enough), but it's a strategic-re-positioning, not a be-all, end-all capitulation. I fully intend to continue fighting the good fight from a home base not right next to an active Pedocrat war-zone.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said. Your defense of free helicopter rides really should be its own thread.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 8 points ago +8 / -0

No doors on based helicopters!

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Mark-McAwesome 6 points ago +6 / -0

At this point I’m to scared to ask...helicopter memes?

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fear_mongrels 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look up how General Augusto Pinochet saved Chile from Communists during the 1970s.

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tremendous! Another reference explained! Now I know what the "helicopter flights" thing means.

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zaowood 2 points ago +2 / -0

:D

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HonestBobbin 2 points ago +2 / -0

This must happen after Nov 3rd if we are to give our trust back to Government.

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PaigeAshley 18 points ago +18 / -0

A simpler time when men were men, and women were women.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rLhJZTHYo4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE

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Thundermark 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whoa there, bigot, are you saying you won't even suck tranny dick for equality? :P

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CovefefeREEEE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Suits. Dresses. And only two genders!

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Iseekekpeople [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are great, thank-you!

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're welcome! 👍😊

Such fun and sooooo talented!

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Ithrowawaay 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sexy Norman Rockwell/WWII poster for the win.

More please, Sir.

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Thundermark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Norman Rockwell was an American treasure. :)

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

So was Bettie Page.

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Airplane Pinup Art Great Again!

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Frog_Anne 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love these old-style illustrations too! The font, however, is bizarre. Sorry to be rude, OP, but it is. The strange x-height and uneven weight makes it look like a serial killer, which I suppose could be a deliberate choice, but is an odd contrast to the image.

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FluffiPuff 10 points ago +10 / -0

<3 then they made babies <3

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GBA4ever 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lots of them

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

You might be better using 463L pallets with a bunk-like contraption on them so you can stack the commies horizontally. Weight-wise a C-5 can hold about 1,000 commies but volume, I don't think you'd fit 1,000 standing up.

Also this way you can just slide the pallets out without having to risk damaging the plane, since they may cling to the sides to stop from falling and you gotta shoot 'em off.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice but I am voting C-17. It doesn't look like the C-5 can open it's rear doors in flight. The C-17 has a ramp and the C-5 has a clam shell BS back door.....kind of like a vagina.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked it up and the C5 can do airdrops. No problems there.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great research fren, glad to have you on the team!

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WopNine17plus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, it can hold several busloads at a time of commies. Put the buses in neutral roll them out the back door of the plane.

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BigPedeEnergy 9 points ago +9 / -0

The scariest thought i've had in a long time is "We'll never find enough helicopters for the communists before Nov 4"

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

The election's on the 3rd this year. And we could always use hog farms instead.

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BigPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's 2 great points! I'll have to keep the pigs in mind.. Man, are antifa gonna be mad when they get fed to actual pigs...

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PineAppleMan247 8 points ago +8 / -0

“[When asked how it felt to take human life]

"I wouldn't know, I've only killed communists.” ― Rafał Gan-Ganowicz

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quigonkenny 7 points ago +8 / -1

Then we will find someone who knows a way.

The Mandalorian has entered the chat

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Adhal 5 points ago +5 / -0

im gonna have elon musk implant my consciousness into an apache

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FuckU/Spez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cement shoes is the boat version of helicopter rides... change my mind.

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PilotPinochet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look no further.

I am found.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out.

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Porkchop-express 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like helicopters

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trebuchets. Then you can practice skeet shooting.

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catvideos3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pinochet!

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operator1214 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a liberal arts major, and I'm not having a problem with this (ok, I would have preferred the dude looked more like GI Joe, but it's a minor quibble).

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fresh air delivered at terminal velocity does wonders to clear the mind of communist treason.

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fear_mongrels 4 points ago +4 / -0

General Augusto Pinochet, the savior of Chile, had a way to deal with Communists.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why we need to use C-5s and C-17s. You can pack about a thousand communists in each one, at least, by weight.

You might need to build racks attached to a 463L pallet so you can stack the communists in a laying down position to maximize usable volume. This would also make it easier to get them out. You simply open the back mid-flight and push the pallets out.

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christosgnosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

25 cents

25 cents for a helicopter ride?

no, just 25 cents

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WopNine17plus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Augusto approves this meme.

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AUGUSTO_PINOCHET 2 points ago +2 / -0

I HAVE A GREAT MANY HELICOPTERS FOR JUST THIS PURPOSE.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can open the rear cargo door while in flight!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_C-17_Globemaster_III

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Princesspilot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know da wey.

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NotOkayToLikeAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if we all identify as attack helicopters?

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make balloon rides great again.

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fortyback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Find someone who knows the election is November 3rd.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two scoops! Two terms! Two rotors! CH-47 Chinook!

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Iseekekpeople [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek, I knew someone would catch that. 😁

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djentropyhardcore 2 points ago +2 / -0

The election is November 3rd tho

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PropagandaWizard1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pedes gotta vote on the 3rd. Bright and early on the 4th we "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"

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Throwaway_Test 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated comment.

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djentropyhardcore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhh, makes sense pede

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Iseekekpeople [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

November 4th is day after President Trump gets reelected.

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WilleZumLeben 2 points ago +2 / -0

These helicopter memes make me unironically uncomfortable after reading about the "false flag" attack planned on protesters before the election. I'm sure it's a LARP, but still, I've seen meme magic in 2016.

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simpson5774 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bring on the B-52s.

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CA-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boy, he REALLY wants to wipe her mouth...

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +2 / -1

👌👍

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FlimboFlongins 9 points ago +9 / -0

Super Glow Worm. Or just that committed. Fascinating either way.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, he's not wrong. Getting rid of millions of people on an industrial scale isn't easy.

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny how he deleted all his comments now that ppl are on to him...

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Undoubtedly an odd admission. What's the point then?

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah. Not that rare of a breed. Not alone by a long shot in believing Democracy has failed, as an inevitability. Our current best case scenario stems the bleeding temporarily. We have a real shot at significant shifts, by taking the Supreme Court, Holding The Senate, and The Presidency. But, our deeper systemic issues remain unaddressed, because they are inherent.

Communist interpenetration of our system, came about because of systemic flaws. Those flaws can not be rectified, without systemic overhaul. Black Rock(Rothschild) is currently managing the merger between The Fed, and Treasury. It's another step in the long planned integration, and the move to Central Bank Digital Block Chain. And then what?

Dredd - I Am The Law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQJH-zUYOoc

This about sum it up?

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Thundermark 2 points ago +3 / -1

So in other words, you don't hate the boot, you hate the foot (Communism) currently in the boot, and you want to be the boot.

As every wannabe authoritarian thinks, until they inevitably find that boot on their necks.

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FlimboFlongins 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, not in other words. You talkin to me? If so, The failure of Democracy, and pointing it out, does not make one an Authoritarian outright, nor is it an advocacy for the failed authoritarian systems of the past. That said, it's clear that our system was incapable of stopping long term Communist Penetration, and now the infection is systemic. So how do you propose to root out all the teachers, doctors, lawyers, administrators, etc., who's mental programs are corrupted? And who only believe in Democracy when it's convenient, it suits their interests, and they're winning?

The Pentagon Brass Tapped McCarthy from a short list, in an attempt to expose and dismantle what our enemies were achieving. They failed, and now the results manifest fully before all of us. Roy Cohn was a significant part of those Anti Communist efforts, and he was also of course a long time Trump Advisor.

"The Boot"? My Grandfather was in the Invasion of Italy, Highly Decorated. I Served as well. I'll never accept "The Boot", as you put it. Not from King George, and not from the type of Authoritarianism that we're up against, or that which has infested Europe. Having grown up in the Military, and having Served, lends a different perspective to what a functional Authoritarian Hierarchy can achieve, but not in the way you're framing it. You don't strike me as having been a part of anything like that. Change My Mind.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ironic you get so many down votes in a thread about throwing political opponents out of helicopters...but here we are.

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO, if you're not a glowjogger, I find the concept of a self-identifying authoritarian of any sort to be hilarious. Why the hell would anyone listen to you?

authoritarian: "Hey, guys, I think y'all should like give up your freedoms" Americans: "Nah, we're good" authoritarian: "Well, I guess we're gonna have to do it the hard way" Americans (pulling out guns to defend ourselves with): "Yeah, I guess we are."

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Thundermark 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one here is interested in your bullshit. Run on back to The Root before they wonder where their missing columnist went. :D

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, and now he's got one of the best defense lawyers in America. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Glow harder.

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CapnKek 1 point ago +3 / -2

Fuck off.