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BigIronBigIron 37 points ago +37 / -0

Biden was last seen staring out a window for three straight hours, his chin smeared with apple sauce

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barefootozark 9 points ago +9 / -0

... for the entire 3 hours.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asked for his comment on China's reluctance to import additional U.S. energy products as part of Phase 1 trade negotiations, Biden remarked "MMMMMMMMM" and audibly defecated in his pajamas

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must have been an egress window in his basement