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Shesaidwhat79 6 points ago +6 / -0

You want to solve the problem of needing more conservatives on the right. Then raise them.

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psuedopilsner 6 points ago +6 / -0

"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as it loves its own. But I have chosen you out of the world, so you don't belong to it. That is why the world hates you."

John 15:18-19

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MainAd 4 points ago +4 / -0

" That is beautiful".... was my first reaction....

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed the genes for receding hairline with Mom...was my first reaction.

What? I started top to bottom.

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Verrerogo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweet picture.

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slaphappy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd start the kid on weapons training immediately. He/she is exactly the age that antifa feels most comfortable starting trouble with.

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BaldyGull 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine must be a little turd. I love him, but I originally wanted three kids and the thought of having another like him makes me reconsider. And that is with my wife being stay at home and me working from home since his birth. He is getting better though. He now naps. A few months ago, he slept less than me.

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BaldyGull 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh damn. I have a coworker with eight. Hats off to you. Well done.

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Tusculan2 -3 points ago +2 / -5

But why is mom dressed like a gay vampire?

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FlimboFlongins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aww man. Pleated Sleeves= Gay Vampire? Gotta change out my inauguration tuxedo shirt.

Note to Self: Lose Pleated Shirt, as Christian Peasants may attack.

Edit: Typo

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Tusculan2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't blame me, blame the Dem convention.

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just trying not to get Holy Water thrown on me by a Street Preacher who confuses me with the undead, because I'm wearing the wrong tuxedo. It's always good to see your decisions from another angle. In this case, the wide angle lense. Gives the perspective that you're a pretty far out guy. (That shirt and your mind pulled up "gay vampire" for you?)

Like that? See what I did there?

It's a Mom w Kid Bro, and she's raising him right. It was a decent troll attempt tho, ya got my vote.

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Tusculan2 2 points ago +2 / -0

[enter text](Watch "Billy Porter - “For What It’s Worth” with Stephen Stills - 2020 Democratic National Convention" on YouTube https://youtu.be/c9nTxOMtbEI)

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FlimboFlongins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Felt the urge to protect my neck veins, and my asshole at the same time.

Stake Sharpening Intensifies

Kinda feel like he was going for that Eddie Murphy Vampire kinda look. Super Gay.

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Tusculan2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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Tusculan2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peace my man! Enjoy.