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Trumper007 45 points ago +45 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Impressive-Length 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or reloading. But I’ll take it.

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taqiya ; Don't trust any of it, ever.

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KuzoKevin 29 points ago +29 / -0

Ilhan Omar is having a very bad week.

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aintgotnotimefothis 17 points ago +18 / -1

She's going to tweet out: "Some people need to do something"

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CleanYourRoom 26 points ago +26 / -0

????????????WHAT IS HAPPENING???????????????????????

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rest of the world does not have Trump Derangement Syndrome, so they come to the table (more or less) honestly. And Trump can deliver the deals.

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SnipedYou 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is only related to the recent attacks from Gaza, its not part of anything bigger.

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KuzoKevin 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is a huge step forward.

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AlcoholicRetard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like how Antifa use women and trannies as shields.

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are all anteefees, bigot. Equal treatment.

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UCLA_freethinker 22 points ago +22 / -0

Its called a hudna, hamas has no plans for peace just rearmament till the next tickle fest.

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wethedownvoted 10 points ago +10 / -0

"we're out of missiles, so yes peace treaty is good for now"

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BigFreedomBoner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Normally I would be as pessimistic. But a why now? Could it be that Iran is simply unable to arm Hamas now? Which begs us to ask, can Iran get out of its economic death spiral that GEOTUS shoved up their goat-fucking asses?

The answer is yes, if the Democrats give them legal, political and material support once again.

Peace in the Middle East may rather dependent on a MAGA victory in America.

You really get an idea how treasonous and evil that Iran deal was.

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

That also asks the question, what about Hezbollah?

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StevenJB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hezbollah still hasn’t yet felt the full wrath of the Lebanese people after the Beirut bombing. Much of their munition and armament were lost in the blast. They’re in no position now to take on Israel and see Lebanon get destroyed along with themselves. Iran can no longer help Hezbollah in any war. Israel has achieved a major policy and psychological coup with the UAE treaty. Israel has won the battle with the Sunni Arabs. The Sunnis need Israel to help protect them from Shia Iran. Israel can thank GEOTUS Donald Trump for making all of this possible.

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dougkeenan 10 points ago +10 / -0

PRESIDENT OF PEACE

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KekProphet 7 points ago +7 / -0

M̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶ Completely Peaceful President!

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JohnSpartanSAPD 9 points ago +9 / -0

Breaking 911 is "semi-reliable"

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d_bokk 5 points ago +5 / -0

For about a week these sociopaths were sending balloons into Israel with incendiary devices with the intent to start wild fires. Then they got their HQs flattened and now want a ceasefire.

How many times is Hamas going to need to lose before they accept they already lost a long time ago?

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MikeBobamasForeskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The capability of the Israeli modified f-35s and other integrated technology is a game changer. They don't mess around. They come at you hard, fast and relentlessly. Lessons here for anyone threatened by a dangerous bully.

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daty_dato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't get weapons or food, that's the force.

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chanel_rions_hairgel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonderful if true....but it likely isn't.

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MaoHatesSparrows 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats: 5 reasons why peace is bad for peace.

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MakeFreedomRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHA, Fuckers still won't give Trump any peace prize. I imagine dem operatives heading to palestine to stir things up fast.

Trump has done so much more than any other president it isn't even CLOSE!

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I felt a great disturbance in the polls, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened to the Biden voters

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the money has been moved from the middle east and shifted to blm? Dry up the money to blm/antifa and you stop the riots.

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Juzeza 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. Big deal. Congratulations president trump and America and Israel

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aaafirefly123 1 point ago +1 / -0

O_O

If this happens, this will be one of if not THE biggest steps towards peace in the Arab-Israeli Conflict in Decades.

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d3plor4ble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't believe them. They are just playing for more time and funds to commit more murders of infidels.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm picturing all those beauty pageants, all of the girls saying "world peace". The madman is going to do it!!!!

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heelsawyer 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF

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duckstuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ho Lee Fuk

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama built that. (if it was good, if it was bad, Trump done did it). Breaking Fake News Analysis Incoming

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Truth_Cipher 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is this crazy timeline we are living in?

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knightofday 1 point ago +1 / -0

That explosion made them come to the table real quick haha

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Jesse3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iranian terrorist dollars must be drying up.

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SmokeyScottishpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

We live in a world where Hamas agrees to peace and hipsters are shooting people for wearing the wrong political sports team shirt.

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anon31173 1 point ago +1 / -0

wat

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY MOLY this is HUGE!

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PewPew_ThaDuK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol only fucking Trump man holy what the fuck

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permissible_missile 0 points ago +1 / -1

da hell?

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Modus_Pwninz -1 points ago +2 / -3

I'm glad we are focused on ME peace while our streets are on fire and filled with commie pinko faggots.

Not very "America First" of us, but ok

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BigFreedomBoner 4 points ago +5 / -1

You clicked on this thread to say this? You clicked on a headline that said...

BREAKING NEWS: Hamas announces deal to end escalation with Israel - AFP (twitter.com)

....to say this?

Wow you must be such a big American patriot. WOW. SO BIG. MY BIG FLAG. AMERICA. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. Definitely not virtue-signalling your patriotic credentials.

So the way it works is that yes the US is super awesome and the best, yet still the US is a nation in a world of many nations. We have allies and enemies. Israel is an ally. So it is actually is relevant to America's interest, Mr. American Super Patriot 4000. And maybe, just maybe focusing all of our attention on EXACTLY the story the media want us to focus on is kind of well...I'll let you figure that one out.

Let's us not be such blunt objects. Navigate nimbly for greater wins.

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Modus_Pwninz -2 points ago +1 / -3

Israel is hardly an ally. They spy on us, work against us in the background and have actively engaged our military in the past, unprovoked. And for that grand friendship, we give them billions in foreign aid.

Caring about "the world stage" > domestic issues is globalist nonsense.

I'm happy they won't be bombing each other for a few weeks or however long it lasts, but I'm only interested in America. We have spent decades focused on global issues while we wither at home. I simply don't care anymore about "the world stage". Trade with people, lock down our borders, stop interfering, build our military defenses, and beg a motherfucker to try. That's all we need.

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Tonofbricks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cucked mayors and governors are not exactly begging for help