Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, an autist knight
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Choose greatness, unironically
4Chan may not be the most handsome men, but if you don't think this is sexy then you ain't black, come on man!
Kek will definitely bless you and you know the Lord loves a trying man.
Keep MAGAing you glorious autistic bastards!
I can't even tell if this is a real Biden quote or not!
That’s the beauty of it!
Use t9. Start with "come on, man!"
Ex: Come on, man! That puts you on a big scale and I love it would you be so lucky and a good one for me to be a friend and a friend is the best friend to be a good bit girl and a friend is always the most beautiful girl I have.
The key is the lack of a "dog faced pony solder", thats how you know its authentic Biden blabbering
😂
C'mon man! You know what they say, imitation is the greatest forum-- for-- forum-- fo-- of fatt, uh, it's the second one, come-on man you know the thing! Period!
Here's the deal jog, Ronald Trump is the biggest threat our country has ever faced. Just in the last second fiddle of hundred years has it killed more than the like do more such as the, th- the thing. In the last hundred years.. why am I stopping?
And number FOUR, Corn Pop was a bad dude, ran a bunch of bad boys, and he's going to be my Secretary of Malarkey Relations when we win back the Senate. So look Jack, you may say I'm not all there, and the thing about that is, I'm as ready as I ever be for to doing it man. Let's take this outside man, do some pushups, wear an onion on our belts, see who can go the longest in the potato races, whatever you want.
Besides that, turn the fax machines on, text JOEY B to CARDIB 30330 for exclusively photos about.. anyways, my times up. I'm gonna get in trouble for this aren't I..
Glorious. These will never not be funny.
Yours was best - yet you got fewer upvotes. Life is not fair.
They both have me rollin first thing in the morning
Kek
This is art.
I’d rather have a coffee table book of Trump tweets.
Have the coffee table book Joe Biden quotes and use as a drink coaster then use the Trump book to read. Bonus points if you spill your drink on the Joe Biden quotes book!
Check out Biden Insult Bot on Twitter- It's hilarious!
Y'know, suddenly a great game idea came to me. When I was a little girl in 1970s there used to be a game where the first player wrote a short "story" but left out nouns, verbs, and adjectives. Then second player had to supply these without looking at the "story" paper. Then first player would read aloud the nonsense story once these blanks were filled. It was a hoot.
I was thinking...we could make a Sleepy Senile Biden version. Just add "C'mon Man!" and "dog faced pony soldier" and "the thing" to the pre-filled "story" and you'd immediately have a Biden version.
Funny thing is, no matter how ridiculous the "story" might read with player two's nouns, verbs, adjectives, I think it'd still be just as much (if not more) coherent as an authentic Biden ramble.
Mad Libs. Funny name for this.
Quite fitting, as this country is full of mad (meaning insane) libs right now!!
I'd been aware that later (about 1980s) ready-made, pre-printed "stories" were being sold on market but I never paid attention to what those were called.
This place does that everytime docs/emails are declassified or foia released and we're trying to fill in redactions.
pure fucking poetry clap.gif
Speaking of Kek, did you know that there is a place in Philadelphia called Rittenhouse Square? And that in that square is a statue of a giant frog, along with another statue of a lion destroying a snake?
I'm sure that's all just a coincidence though.
We summoned Kek.
Nothing is a coinkie-dink my friends.
Shadilay!
Sweet!
and upload that groovy shit right here baby
Top kek
You're not allowed to believe in coincidences anymore you're a detective now
I would much rather have wit and creativity over empty looks any day.
Haha, a fellow EQ fan? :)
I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE AND I LOVE OUR AUTISTS AT 4CHAN
kekistani intelligence agency > your false gods
Shadilay!
All praise be unto KEK, and Pepe his son!
S H A D I L A Y 👌
Weaponized autism >>>>>>>> the FBI
The FBI, you mean the Federal Bureau of Ignorant-ass-normies?
We autists do not approve of them. If they ever called us, we'd just get all their info, call them glown******, hang up disapprovingly, and figure out the case for ourselves. Fuck the FBI. They are dumb.
NORMIES GET OOOOOUT
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Yes.
Someone commented on here that our intelligence agencies use 4chan when they're out of options.
That actually kind of makes sense... Human search engines are crazy powerful if you can actually get one together, their only weakness is that you need to go Full China to do it unless you happen to know where there's a bunch of bored turbo-autists willing to do things for laughs.
Yes. And they glow in the dark when they comment (it is easy to point them out).
They are the Pierre Delectos of the internet.
Speaking of Kek, did you know that there is a place in Philadelphia called Rittenhouse Square? And that in that square is a statue of a giant frog, along with another statue of a lion destroying a snake?
I'm sure that's all just a coincidence though.
We didn't just break the conditioning in 2016, we broke the goddamn simulationing.
Can't tell if code reuse makes the 'Simulation' lazy or efficient.
I think I speak for every programmer ever when I say: "why not both?"
It's like how in the original Mario, the bushes and the clouds were the same image, just with slightly different shading.
https://libwww.freelibrary.org/digital/item/57716 - the giant frog
All around Rittenhouse Square got looted bad (lots of higher end shops and apartments above them).
Not that far from the frog: https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2020/05/30/several-businesses-on-fire-along-walnut-street-in-center-city-following-violent-george-floyd-protests/
DEUS VULT
Holy. Fkn. Kek.
Look on google maps. It’s totally real.
It’s on the same street as Independence Hall. 13 blocks west of the Liberty Bell. I said that kid has the hand of God protecting him. These are signs you just can’t take for granted.
Also the dudes sister called the cops like the next day to confirm. His own family hates his ass
.... Only half?
the other half were cracked out
Meth and SSRI drugs. These kids arent shooting heroin. They're up all night.
Know what counteracts SSRI drugs and meth? LSD.
It's odor and tasteless. Put it in their Riot Juice or water. Watch them come back to reality and figure it out. Put speakers in the alleys with a Black Woman's voice telling them they need to go home and hell is real.
Modern problems call for modern solutions. Fight the core concern with more Drugs. Science proves it will work.
And they won't OD.
SSRI's as SNRI's or as I like to call them "demon drugs". That would certainly explain the behavior.
This is a spot on analysis of the drug (opioid) and the homeless issue on the west coast. Kurt Cobain was from Aberdeen, WA outside Seattle. Coming from someone who lived on both coasts and traveled (work and leisure) around the US much more than most military vets.
Kek
It's everywhere. At least it was a couple years ago before they stated cracking down. Drugs in on pill mills in florida, guy from Boston was the dealer they talked to and it was super easy to get thousands of pills a week by visiting random "Drs". There's a reason Trump ran on the opioid crisis.
Ah, yes. Of course.
A subtle but distinct difference.
Thankfully they were able to eliminate 60% of the city who does not have a black power tattoo on their neck.
White liberal privilege
What’s his name and address? Asking for a friend
On the lam blvd, hiding in car city, OR 42069
He is a bit outdoorsey and snowboards. If he is hiding, I am guessing he would be camping somewhere near Mount Hood as it is an area he knows well and not a place the cops would look for him off the bat
Dirty Mike and the boys.
Well some 4channer called her threatening his entire family if they didn't turn him in. They left their home because of the threats. I do feel for them, considering they cut him off years ago, but nonetheless it will probably aid in bringing that motherfucker to justice. I just hope they find peace when all is said and done.
The results do speak for themselves. The call was placed at 8am the morning after the incident. The FBI probably would have handled it the next business day. On an unrelated note I'm super pissed that this waste of skin hasn't been brought in yet.
It reminds me of the old joke.
The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are in a competition, tasked with finding a specific rabbit in a forest.
The CIA begins, and after a few days of researching about them online with their best hires, releases a 6000-word essay on the fact that rabbits obviously don’t exist, without ever setting foot in the forest.
The FBI finish the task after the next business day, with the rabbit dead, shot eighty-seven times and a press release saying "The rabbit was resisting arrest. We investigated ourselves and found ourselves clear of all wrong-doing.”
The KGB say they're done in less than an hour, despite the FBI already killing the rabbit. They haul out a bloody and beaten bear. It yells out “I am a rabbit, my father was a rabbit, my whole family is a rabbit!”.
...4chan would've just made the guy responsible for hiding the rabbit in the woods deliver it to themselves instead.
4chan also WANTS to solve these things. As we've learned the FBI is complicit or just fucking off at this point.
Maybe, maybe they just wanted to deflect Antifa heat for turning him in?
Possibly, I'm sure they're terrified on multiple fronts.
Great point!
Actual quote from his sister:
"I never really knew him very well,” she said. “He was just a figure that showed up every once in a while to demand money from Mom and then disappear.”
That was her quote in the WSJ
To confirm what? The autist’s IDing.
Yep stole his mom anti seizure meds too. total scum bag faggot.
Reminder that 4chan coordinated with the Russian military to call in an airstrike on a hidden ISIS base and also found Shia LeBeufs art flag by examining the flight paths of planes that passed over head and stars.
I never heard the full story on that shia leboof one i just seen that they found the flag good stuff 👌
Thats only half of it. They then cross referenced it with social media tags of Shia locations and found rental cabins in those areas... and found photos of people who stayed in those cabins to compare the woodgrain of the walls to the one Shia posted his video of when he stook up the new flag (which was not at the cabin itself). Then once they got close they drove around honking their horn and triangulated in on it from listening on the stream to get its exact location.
The original CSI writers, and Grisham himself couldnt come up with that shit.
You missed the part where they triangulated the approximate position by looking at the exhaust trails of overhead airplanes and cross referenced the flight paths from that time to estimate the initial search area.
cyber1776 already alluded to the plane part.. crazy right?!?!
Thanks, I missed that!
They also narrowed the search area by listening to the croaks of the local frogs!
I found my drunk friend who got lost walking late night in Las Vegas that way..2007.
This is a video on that whole ordeal, literally spanned the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djY4Iya6TMk
Here's the internet historians series on it: https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9EqnG9WnNAoqq_T21IqT-cvf-FTrNycr
Heres on on the ISIS attack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG1FWWX7ZPk
Holy shit.
Autists in full anon called in a Kraken using coordinates obtained by piggybacking on civilian satellites and trigonometry.....
Focus on your math kids and stay interested.
I never heard about this and fucking love it.
Holy moly
WTF, who are these people?
Internet Historian is a world treasure.
wow that is nuts
4chan is like the crazy dude in class that sticks safety pins in his neck all day, but your super nice to him because you know he is on a different level of crazy and you don't want to find out what being his enemy is like.
And it makes you wonder... who exactly is this 4chan?
metoo!
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q
Bruh those were epic times, glad I was here for it
source on the isis thing?
weaponized autism
Accept no substitutes!
Not the Autism we deserve, but the one we need.
We have the best 400lb hackers, believe me folks!
They're the same picture.
Its a hostile world that 4chan, but miracles happen there.
it's okay if you get flamed into oblivion, it's just natural banter to strengthen the spirit. You will too develop powerful autism if you remain there long enough.
Ghislaine Maxwell came up at work - and I mentioned to my immediate boss (and a good friend) that 4Chan figured out that maxwellhill was her reddit account and some of the research they did. He was mind-blown, so I sent him some links (not 4Chan, but other sources) detailing how they nailed Shia Leboeuf's flag, and how they guided the Russian MoD to bomb an ISIS training camp.
He had no idea such a thing existed. 99% of people have no idea of the power of crowd-sourced, decentralized intelligence analysis.
You should have sent him to 4chan.
Prepare him first.
It can be a bit, um, free-speechy over there.
You mean its all n-word f-words?
It is awesome.
Also, to stop government, SJWs, LARPs, WOSs, and, most importantly, just because.
Have to stop the Eternal September, somehow.
To use their magical and lyrical verbiage, "get over it faggot."
4chan is tame compared to what it used to be like. As long as you don't crumple at words like "gay" still being used as a pejorative in #CurrentYear, your feefees ain't gonna break.
4chan used to be considered the "gateway to the chans" before most of the other chans got taken out by various government entities or collapsed on their own. Now it is more the "center of the chans".
I just learned about the Shia thing not long ago and the rest here, is 4chan a guy, or group of people?. Wtf is it exactly
4chan.org is a website based around the format of the old Japanese image board 2chan. 2chan still exists and is still an insular japanese-centric board. 4chan's original creator, known as "moot", built 4chan so that english speakers would have a place similar to 2chan to swap and share anime-related stuff, without having to speak Japanese.
4chan has long since moved on from there, and has many boards (sections) dedicated to non-image related stuff, such as /pol and /biz and /adv and /vip.
Because all posts are, by default, anonymous (no login required to post) 4chan users are called "Anons" and as a group are referred to as "Anonymous". You may have heard them referred to in the normie news (main stream media) as a "Hacker Group" but this is incorrect. "Anonymous" is literally just the term for everyone who uses 4chan on a regular basis.
There is much more to know, but there is a nice surface-level summary for you.
There is plenty there,but just be aware that the different "boards" have very different characters. What is acceptable on one board is not acceptable in another, and while there is some moderation, it is generally very limited, especially in the more extreme boards such as /pol and /gif. By the way, don't go to those boards without steeling yourself first. You will see and read some crazy and disgusting shit. They are a cesspool of scum and villainy. Be cautious.
Thank you
Who is this 4chan?
It's a message board that's almost completely anonymous. No user names, each post and comment just gets a sequential number. The is almost zero moderation / censorship, so it's the probably the closest thing to absolute freedom of speech that exists anywhere in society today. A large number of geniuses and autistic savants hang out there and of the mood strikes them they crowd source investigative open source research.
Bruuuu metoo, my wife thinks somethings up
Fookin brilliant !
Lol! 🤣 My sides look like a Kenosha communist medics arm
And the covfefe sprayed from your mouth like the pink mist that used to pretend to be his bicep?
Fuuuckin- KEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK
The people at 4chan are incredible, I honestly have no clue how they do the things they do.
It’s all a puzzle to them I suspect.
My mom’s truck got hit in a parking lot by another truck who fled the scene. I got a name(not the offender) and was able to find out who it was. Showed my dad a picture of who I thought it was on Facebook and he was like “THAT’S HER!” Police said they couldn’t do anything. My dad spoke to the coroner who is a old work colleague of his and used to work as a detective. He said “Let me take care of it.” He sent a trooper to her house and their insurance covered the damage.
So I guess determination and the puzzle makes it a game. People broadcast so much of their lives on social media it makes it simple in a lot of cases.
Disclaimer, I’m not on 4chan’s level. I’m no autist.
Autismo astrophysicist here. It is deeper than a puzzle. It is our defining human attribute.
The 'tism binds us all. It's not something we ever wanted to have, but we have weaponized it because it is our only true weapon against the normies. They cannot ever understand the depths of our despair.
How did you get names and a positive ID. Was there security footage involved?
I was not involved in this one and haven't looked at much yet. Been busy with work.
They've been using lots of deep-learning A.I. things to enhance photographs lately. It is called an "inverse problem" in imaging. There are mathematical methods to solve inverse problems in astronomical imaging (particularly useful in radio astronomy) involving inverse Fourier transforms, etc. The deep-learning stuff is used for more ill-posed problems like grainy security footage.
I suspect they used deep-learning A.I. tech in de-blurring the blurry cell-phone and potential security footage, then compared to known wigger meth-heads with BLM neck tattoos.
Oh, I was wondering about the pede who tracked who hit his moms car lol However I do find that fascinating. Is this something a layman can break into or does it require special equipment and or software? If this is a field you are capable of giving all of us the run down on it might help us all become able to put all hands on deck dealing with future incidents. I'd love to see a write up or even just a source to learn the tradecraft.
Yeah, no idea there. I am terrible with computers, the worst. I am basically a liberal when it comes to computers -- totally retarded.
Oh, damn. I thought I was tapping into an expert lol It's definitely food for thought.
My terrible = I am good at Python, UNIX, LaTeX, and others
I am bad at programming anything complicated though. That's why I said I am basically retarded lol
It's $80
Google "Gigapixel AI"
It's basically the "enhance" thing from Blade Runner
Awesome! Thanks for the info. It's a shame that it is a Google product however.
Dude, can you give me more info here? I work in signals anaylsis and am familiar with the power of FFT analyses but it is, fundamentally, a destructive transformation. I am super interested in how you pull information out of that because classical mathematics suggests grainy footage where no more detailed information exists is, in fact, the Void.
But let me take a guess. I did not look this up. Does it involve statistical analysis of noise patterns and a "best guess" as to the actual photometric image that the sensor was exposed to based on what input light would have most likely caused the sensor noise pattern to look the way it did?
Gigapixel AI
It's $80
I believe their deep-learning A.I. stuff is something like that, yes. Probably uses a Metropolis-Hastings algorithm (with additional parts) to search the parameter space of representative underlying images that give a best likelihood of approximating the given (grainy) image, given information about the noise levels. So yes, a statistical analysis of sorts -- which potential crispy image gives the best approximation of the grainy image when blurred in a similar manner. Something like that.
The autists mostly use it to de-blur grainy images of their stupid sexy friends so they can schwack it when they get sad. But the power is there for solving these types of social problems.
I have to appreciate the use of advanced deep learning image enhancing algorithms to whack it to old social media pics of female friends. Its the autism we deserve.
Its interesting in an information theory way that these algorithms actually don't pull information out of a void but instead inject best guesses about what that information might be as suggested by an Intelligence which the computer then analyzes.
Yep. I don't fully understand it all since I haven't studied it that much, but it's interesting and creepy.
Fully fake videos/speech/photographs will make knowledge of the truth of an event unobtainable.
The end is nigh.
They had security footage and the chick ordered with a man’s credit card at the restaurant before my dad. The restaurant gave him the name. I found the guy’s Facebook, looked through his posts and checked the comments. Found a female who called him her uncle or something. Went to her Facebook and showed my dad and he said that was her.
He went to the restaurant and asked if they thought it was her and they said 100%.
I found the guy’s address and apparently the truck belonged to him. The police acted like they couldn’t do anything. My dad happened to see his law enforcement friend(my dad isn’t law enforcement, he knew him from another job) and told him about the incident and what we found. Within a couple of hours the responding officer was at the guy’s house and found the truck with visible damage.
My mom was in the car at the time of the incident so the whole time I was looking for the chick I was thinking “Nobody messes with my mom.”
Hell yeah, good sleuthing man. I dig it.
FYI: It literally happened like this. I was trying to help the effort over at /pol/ but couldn't make headway locating that crazy ass vest. Everyone was bugging out trying to ID the neck tattoo as well. I went to bed at 4am and 6 hours later I woke up to his name on the news. They had a crystal clear photo and even past YouTube interviews of the dude.
BEWARE OF /POL/ .... NOTHING IS BEYOND THEIR REACH!
Hail, Anon
"Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies" -Famous last words, consequences will never be the same.
Accurate.
Hey now, you better watch out...
Or the spiders will get you.
I think the suspect looks a little downsey.
I've heard of cauliflower ear, but that guy looks like he has cauliflower face.
Nah. Suspect is way too ugly.
Yeah true, meth probably did “that” to him
Weaponized!
Listen guys we gotta wait till we know for sure who the perp... nevermind they were right again.
I can understand why. Doxxing is still not a good thing. While this site is no longer on reddit and we and the mods no longer have to play by there rules, there are still rules.
Completely understandable, we don't want to mistakenly get people harassed, but the chins track record speaks for itself. Glorious. This meme kills me.
That's because the chans will use every reasonable doubt argument that we can think of and crank it up to 11 due to their very nature as a pressure cooker of chaos. Darwinism of intellect. Every weakness in evidence is assailed due to no taboos.
Ironically the glowies that go there end up helping accomplish that.
Fun theory: The glowies on 4chan like being there because the ops and investigations they do there remind them of the image or dream they had of their intelligence agencies before joining them and finding out the very mundane truth.
Not really man. Like anything else, the triumphs are celebrated, the wrong guesses are forgotten.
Remember, they do this for shits and giggles, and they don’t have access to the tech that professionals do.
SHITS AND GIGGLES
Omg yes. They be crazy on some things though.
🤣🤣🤣
SRSLY
Trump should wholesale fire everyone in the 'intelligence agencies' and replace them with the autists from 4chan, the patriots over at Judicial Watch, and the Oathkeepers.
There might be one or two worth keeping. Use them as trainers only, just in case.
Horizontal Harris: "What sort of legislation can we pass to keep these weaponized autists from getting their weapons?"
Deep State: "We've been trying public schools, but somehow they are still learning to think for themselves."
We love our 400# heroes.
This shit will be a MOS in the US Armed Forces someday. They will have to make special uniforms, like mumus, camouflaged to blend in with monitors and desktop computers.
Not all autists wear matching ties
WE THE PEOPLE! Thank you 4chan.
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.". Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is 4chan.
I’d never kick a hornets nest but fear not those who can kill your mortal body but He who can destroy both body and soul in hell
That's a line from the usual suspects about Kaiser Soze. I just meant I wouldn't ever mess with 4chan.
I'm good with God, thank you for the encouragement. Jesus does give me more confidence and peace than I should have in these crazy times.
Do not be afraid! We are on your side.
I know! I love that 4chan can catch these people. But they are scary good at what they do! Glad I'm a good guy.
We love our good guy normies. They are our father figures.
I get the added benefit of believing in our Heavenly Father and also having a great father who redpilled me my whole life. But our good guy normies are like extra dads, it's great fun to have this big of a family.
I don’t know how you come up with this stuff, but I couldn’t be more grateful to have found this outlet.
Welcome to win! We have the best people here. This is the place to get informed.
The fastest sticky in the west
Too, too damn funny. Mostly cause true.
Sherlock and Rainman had a baby.
4chan investigators are next level. I’d rather have the NSA, CIA and FBI trying to track me if I was on the run. Granted I’d get caught easily either way.
He wasn't alone
https://www.bitchute.com/video/2GkLm97RPo0c/
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1300100292558516226
Shooter, cameraman, and all three vehicles were involved.
It was a hit.
Absolutely. I have no doubt about it.
The cameraman knows something is up. Maybe someone said follow us and watch this - but don't film our faces. His non-reaction to a shooting (no comment, just keeps filming) he just fimed and his complaining about mace in his eye while still filming. Who is the cameraman.
Cameraman story to press https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2020/08/out-of-work-livestreamer-catches-fatal-downtown-portland-shooting-on-video-all-right-democracy-field-trip-not-a-good-night.html
The Knights Autistic perform their Opus KEK
Except there are 7 suspects tied to this murder. Not a lone gunman. Get to work 4chan
At this point, I'm pretty sure it was 4Chan that found Bin Laden...
They found that he died in 2002
This was nearly too spicy for me. Nearly.
Its amazing that they used deep learning superresolution algorithm to get that middle image of the suspect. Its the first time I have ever seen it really used in practice like this.
I just thought the OP had blurred the pic on the left. Do you by chance have a link to where that bit was done?
I do not have the link to where it was originally done. I've not seen who originally did it. I saw the image being spread on twitter.
A paper on the technology here https://openaccess.thecvf.com/content_cvpr_2018/papers/Chen_FSRNet_End-to-End_Learning_CVPR_2018_paper.pdf
Lots of deep learning code to do superresolution of faces is floating around on github and someone will have used one of them. You just download the code, tweak it and run it.
Yeah but it is by no means a univocal match (anti-aliasing problem). It's like "searching for a telephone number which is divisible by 3, 7, 11, 17", you'll get a few in the proper range. That match was good.
Have they located the woman assaulting that other woman a week or so ago? (Primary assault happens at end of video) https://twitter.com/AlphaNewsMN/status/1298352487603286016
Oh, I can ID her right now.
That's Karen McCunty.
We were the PC version of /pol/.
My oldfag lurker ass remembers those days
Their autism never lets us down!!
Never has and never will! Don't let the normies forget it.
All praise the hacker named 4chan
We have the best autists.
god damnit kek
Holy kek!
This is horrible, but awesome so I’m still upvoting lol.
I’m probably going to hell
you know what they say: Heaven for climate, Hell for society lol
everything about this is perfect
This is great!