Y'know, suddenly a great game idea came to me. When I was a little girl in 1970s there used to be a game where the first player wrote a short "story" but left out nouns, verbs, and adjectives. Then second player had to supply these without looking at the "story" paper. Then first player would read aloud the nonsense story once these blanks were filled. It was a hoot.

I was thinking...we could make a Sleepy Senile Biden version. Just add "C'mon Man!" and "dog faced pony soldier" and "the thing" to the pre-filled "story" and you'd immediately have a Biden version.

Funny thing is, no matter how ridiculous the "story" might read with player two's nouns, verbs, adjectives, I think it'd still be just as much (if not more) coherent as an authentic Biden ramble.