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Got some dumbells and barbells. I will be having a transformation. Just watch.
posted ago by IceCream ago by IceCream +50 / -0

I am tired of being a malnourished skeleton with no muscle. I want to look good already so I can fuck already. 19 years old still never fucked a girl or had a girlfriend. Let's see how I look 6 months from now. Wish me luck TD'ers!

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– tluther01 2 points ago +4 / -2

go hire a hooker

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– IceCream [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah I don't think I want my first time to be with a hooker. Maybe if I'm 25 and still haven't fucked then I'll do it.

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– Spotlight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude you'll end up fucking the first piece that you get thrown your way anyway.

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– IceCream [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah bro I got standards. I'm not fucking any land whales EVER.

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– Spotlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody said anything about landwhales, so youve got all the pussy in the world divided into two categories, landwhales and this made up princess in your head that you will give your flower to.

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